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Is this what a geek is?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 11:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCq6E6tnQKg
I didn't think it was just hipsters who host podcasts, buy every new portable device and have accounts on every social network.

I guess I was wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 11:59

That shit just ruined my day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:03

I've renounced my geek membership card and am now taking suggestions for new social group to join.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:13

Thanks god for broken flash plugins in ubunto; I didn't hear a word.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:15

>>4
They're talking about twitter, blogs and how some guy speaks "PYTHON AND CSS, NOT KLINGON".

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:19

>>3
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:27

I think that Python guy infected me with the gay, what do I do?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:29

I managed 20 seconds. This is popculture bullshit. They are not geeks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 13:43

>>7
lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 14:27

>>7
Open a twitter account and flame him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:15

>>9,10
Oh fuck I watched the end and he said his name was Wil Wheaton!  (I think he's an actor from that bad Star Trek sequel.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:12

I think the most irrelevant part was ``Just owning a Wii'' doesn't make you a gamer even though gaming stopped being geeky like 10 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:14

>>12
Which was, funnily enough, round about the time gaming stopped being fun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:35

>>13
Which is also about the time the last real innovations in game play came out. Maybe Morrowind was the very last.

People still play Asteroids. How many people will play the recent crop of shit in 25 years?

I'm not referring to the Wii interface which actually *is* innovative even if the games you play on it are re-hashes of re-hashes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:41

>>13
Maybe PC games (the last game I enjoyed, and I still do was Warcraft 3 and its expansion).

Console games are still going strong! (as in Sony and some 3rd party companies may release games that aren't rehashes from time to time. Microsoft is just awful)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 20:02

Warcraft 3
Your right to an opinion is hereby revoked :P

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 20:05

>>16
Are you telling me it's bad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 21:20

>>17

You say that like it would be a mere opinion

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 22:37

i hate these kinds of people.
we need a new word for geeks, something that is offensive so as no hipster faggot would ever willingly label themselves as such.
in the meantime i will either be a boffin, egghead, basement dweller, or nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 23:10

>>19
Tomnoddy

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 23:40

Man... These people. The only one who came close to being a geek was the one who could program..

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 23:45

>>21
Indeed, although CSS isn't really that geeky, and Klingon is more of a nerds and trekkies thing. It doesn't even need to be mentioned.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 23:54

>>22
Assuming we're talking about speaking Klingon, that's definitely a geek thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 0:06

>>23

Is there a Klingon programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 1:26

Has anybody else noticed the incredible quality bump YouTube received recently for (at least) HD videos?

The "normal" quality you get doing nothing special is 854x480, H.264 at (a bit over) 1 megabaud. Then you have the HD mode, which server 1280x720 at 2.2 megabauds.

However there are caveats in usual FailTube fashion. 854 is not divisible by 16, not even by 8 - just by 2. Keeping 16:9 is cool and all, but goddamn, 854 is just a heinous number.

The fullscreen mode always uses 1280 x whatever as the hardware-blitted resolution for hardware acceleration. This is ideal for the HD video, which can go out without any software resizing, but the 480p video goes 854x480->1280x720->hardware, creating the rather striking irony of using more CPU power than the HD one. (The good thing about this is that you can switch to HD while in fullscreen mode and get all the quality)

Also, I just tested this HTML5 <video> bullshit that is all the fuzz lately and I became depressed (again). Theora's performance is the least of problems: fucking Firefox managed to deliver a "solution" which needs so much CPU power that it's useless in practice: if you dare do anything else than display the video at 100% zoom completely unobscured, you're already dead. Seriously, what is Firefail doing? Is the resizer written in C using floating point arithmetic calculating the sample position and weights for each pixel independently and then dividing by 4.0 and round-converting back to integer or something? Flash smokes it so much in performance it's not even funny. On a machine that can do 640x480->1280x720 software in Flash at a full 30fps, fucking <video> stalls with 640x480->720x540 and the *audio* starts stuttering. Pathetic. And just drawing the fucking controls over the video increases CPU usage a 33%. This is fucking ridiculous. In Flash you can cover the whole fucking video with a transparent image and it's barely noticeable.

That's really unfortunate because I hate plugins in general and Flash in particular, but c'mon. Less "freedom" faggotry and more assembly, motherfuckers.

(And yes, I tested with trunk builds too: little difference, since just 10% of the time is spent actually decoding the video, 90% of it is wasted getting it to the screen)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 1:27

But he doesn't speak klingon!

>>19
We should call ourselves faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 2:19

>>25
Its open source. Why don't you go and fix it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 3:09

>>25
It's much worse than what people get on HDTV which use 1080i and bitrate starved MPEG2, yes, that's right, Youtube is much worse than that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 3:53

>>25
megabauds

You're trying to be too clever and failed miserably.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 5:41

>>1
I got 17 seconds in.
I almost caved at 3 or so, but 17 is my limit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 5:45

You guys just found this?

>>26
Neckbeards

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 5:45

>>30
You fared better than my 1 second breakdown upon seeing "Advancement of Geeks" in the window title

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 5:51

>>19
boffin

Fellow theregister reader?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:02

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HIPSTER BULLSHIT?!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:14

ugh.
i wish i didn't watch that.
i remember when geeks were people like Bill Gates or RMS. this is just lame.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:35

>>35
For fucks sake get a life, you sad, twisted, pathetic, annoying piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:36

>>36
define life, you conceited hipster trash.
i'd probably surprise you

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:41

>>37
Life is going out every weekend and getting so drunk that you can't remember a thing. Life is sucking your friends cock for a bag of weed and then wasting all day laughing at the walls.
Life is not conforming to what the hive mind MAN wants you to do! fucking sheeple don'e know shit! you'll never understand life like i do!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:42

Nobody understands me.
They're just jealous of me and my super intelligence and coolness. THey wish they were me.
SO WHAT if i only know HTML! I"M A FUKIN GEEK! IF YOU DON"T LIKE IT THEN GET OUT YOU LOSER

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 7:44

FUCKING LOSERS DON"T KNOW WHAT BEING A GEEK IS!
GEEK IS DIFFERENT NOW IT"S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO GRANDPA! GEEK IS ALL ABOUT BUYING THE LATEST APPLE PRODUCTS AND TWITTERING WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST SO EVERYBODY CAN READ IT.
YOU PATHETIC FUCKS GET OUT OF MY ?PROG? ONLY GEEKS ARE ALOUD

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:13

Motherfucking god I'm raging hard here.  Fucking hipster filth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:17

>>40
Ah fuck. Looks like I'm not a geek.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:32

>>42
that's a shame.
come back when you get a life, you loser.
good places to get a life are digg and steve job's twitter page. go forth and live, my child

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:39

I bite heads of chickens for a living. What the fuck am I supposed to call myself now that you fucking nerds have co-opted my job title?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:39

>>44
a rockstar

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:43

>>29
s/baud/bps/ #fixme: handle plurals
It's technically not the right term but it's more legible and sounds better. Also, it's perfectly possible for a baud to equal a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 8:49

BAUD MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 9:07

baud, plural: bidet

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 14:04

>>47
I chortl'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 14:24

>>24
This page is sort of a speculative glance at what a programming language on a Klingon computer system would look like. The language itself is named var'aq, which happens to be meaningless in standard Klingon but sounds like it might be named after some famous Klingon computer scientist or mathematician. It's really something of a Klingon Basic, a simple, loosely-typed programming language designed mostly just to be used for programming things like command displays and high-level control systems. In its eventual final incarnation, we're looking at concurrency, advanced mathematics, and even native support for distributed programs (try finding that in the C++ standard library).
This page is a bit more than that, though. In it I try to imagine what Klingon hacker culture is like based on what's known about Klingon culture in general. For example, it's a man's world on Qo'noS, Chancellor Azetbur's history-making tenure notwithstanding.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 14:59

WHOS THAT JULIA ONE IN THE VIDEO?? SHE LOOKS YOUNG

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 19:18


~ nuqneH { ~ 'u' ~ nuqneH disp disp } name
nuqneH

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:56

I predicted this would happen a few years ago, which is why I learned Ruby. It seems that it doesn't matter how traditional a geek you are, if you code in Ruby you can still hang out with the cool new crew. Bye faggots, I'm getting some Starbucks

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:13

>>53
That doesn't really make much sense.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:18

>>53
(ò_ó) damn hipsters

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:19

>>1
People think they're geeks because they use facebook and twitter and use macs?

What is this world coming to?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:26

>>53
Now I really don't like Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:28

the reason these morons think they're geeks is because they hang around with "popular" people. popular people don't know anything about computers because they don't need to, they are only interested in partying and fucking cheerleaders or whatever.
compared to their friends (who struggle to use a mouse), these hipster morons seem like technology gods just because they have heard of javascript and know how to use twitter.
because these people have never met true geeks they actually begin to believe that they know ANYTHING; resulting in the kind of facepalm inducing hilarity found in this video.

or at least that's my take on it

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:37

>>58
Geeks within the popular crowd

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:38

I never use the word geek. It's such a stupid word. Even so, this vid still makes me rage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:58

>>40
?PROG?
There's this thing called capslock, bub.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 14:53

>>61
...and everyone knows that...
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:14

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 23:12


Assuming the axiom of choice and, given an infinite cardinal σ and a cardinal μ, there exists a cardinal κ such that μ + κ = σ if and only if μ ≤ σ. It will be unique (and equal to σ) if and only if μ < σ.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 23:57


\sum_{i=0}^{\infty} \, f(i) = \infty means that the sum of the infinite series diverges in the specific sense that the partial sums grow without bound.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 0:42


Modern understanding of infinity began in 1867–71, with Cantor's work on number theory. An 1872 meeting between Cantor and Richard Dedekind influenced Cantor's thinking and culminated in Cantor's 1874 paper.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 1:28


For example, the existence of sufficiently large cardinals implies that there is an inner model satisfying the axiom of determinacy (and thus not satisfying the axiom of choice).

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 2:13



    Given any set X of pairwise disjoint non-empty sets, there exists at least one set C that contains exactly one element in common with each of the sets in X.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 2:58


Statements in this class include the statement that P = NP, the Riemann hypothesis, and many other unsolved mathematical problems. When one attempts to solve problems in this class, it makes no difference whether ZF or ZFC is employed if the only question is the existence of a proof. It is possible, however, that there is a shorter proof of a theorem from ZFC than from ZF.

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