>>9 >>10
I personally have three dicks. Two of them are for fucking; the other one is for biting and also passing witty comment on the situation. I piss out of my ass.
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Anonymous2009-05-05 17:22
I myself have an additional sussboy, and I often play with him while reading SICP.
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Anonymous2009-05-05 18:59
I am not human for I am one of the many wonderous creatures who have evolved in the murky depths of the Sussman's thirty year old emacs session. I spend my days lurking /prog/ and composing poems about the Stallman's beard. I don't have a penis but, if I did, I would call him Dave.
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Anonymous2009-05-05 19:40
Lol, i'm teaching myself to play tha song he plays right now, because of the trailer. if anyone wants the tabs, search for "Someone Else's Song" by Wilco.
>>19
The REAL Sussman uses his own Scheme-based version of Emacs on a super-computer grade Lisp computer. The computer is integrated in a motorcycle, the Suss Machine, whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if /prog/ ceases to emit electrical impulses. He travels the world on his motorcycle, along with his job and his /prog/ snake. You can recognize him due to the wizard robe and hat. Sometimes he teaches women a lesson or two in the fine arts of SICP with his righteous sussboy. He is also known to knock at people's door at night, saying "it's GJS".
These are the only times where he'll get off his Suss Machine. This, dear /prog/, is the REAL Sussman.
>>21
Indeed. It is said that his lisp machine has never been rebooted; that it is a fork(2) of the primordial image from whence the universe was spun; that the spinning cudders spilling from his sussboy have such mystic potency that touching them grants instant sartori to the initiate and Grim Death to the unprepared.
One day he will find his perfect mate and they will conjure spirits together. At the moment his cdrs cons with her car the nth big bang will happen and the universe will be remade. Who is this mysterious woman? [spolier]Oh God please no! Not [spolier]The Culver![/spoiler] Will they ever meet?