I'm a Über Programmer

And all you faggots are sucking my fucking dick. Now I'd like to design my new-fuck-yeah C application!

I need to develop a good low level protocol in order to send data through your chewy assholes.

Good bye loosers!

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Indeed. It is said that his lisp machine has never been rebooted; that it is a fork(2) of the primordial image from whence the universe was spun; that the spinning cudders spilling from his sussboy have such mystic potency that touching them grants instant sartori to the initiate and Grim Death to the unprepared.

One day he will find his perfect mate and they will conjure spirits together. At the moment his cdrs cons with her car the nth big bang will happen and the universe will be remade. Who is this mysterious woman? [spolier]Oh God please no! Not [spolier]The Culver![/spoiler] Will they ever meet?