I'm a Über Programmer

And all you faggots are sucking my fucking dick. Now I'd like to design my new-fuck-yeah C application!

I need to develop a good low level protocol in order to send data through your chewy assholes.

Good bye loosers!

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The REAL Sussman uses his own Scheme-based version of Emacs on a super-computer grade Lisp computer. The computer is integrated in a motorcycle, the Suss Machine, whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if /prog/ ceases to emit electrical impulses. He travels the world on his motorcycle, along with his job and his /prog/ snake. You can recognize him due to the wizard robe and hat. Sometimes he teaches women a lesson or two in the fine arts of SICP with his righteous sussboy. He is also known to knock at people's door at night, saying "it's GJS".

These are the only times where he'll get off his Suss Machine. This, dear /prog/, is the REAL Sussman.