I'm a Über Programmer

And all you faggots are sucking my fucking dick. Now I'd like to design my new-fuck-yeah C application!

I need to develop a good low level protocol in order to send data through your chewy assholes.

Good bye loosers!

I am not human for I am one of the many wonderous creatures who have evolved in the murky depths of the Sussman's thirty year old emacs session. I spend my days lurking /prog/ and composing poems about the Stallman's beard.  I don't have a penis but, if I did, I would call him Dave.