>>7 The full documentation for intro is maintained as a Texinfo manual.
If the info and intro programs are properly installed at your site,
the command
info intro
should give you access to the complete manual.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 3:13
>>10
What?
Section one of the manual contains most of the commands which comprise
the BSD user environment. Some of the commands included in section one
are text editors, command shell interpreters, searching and sorting
tools, file manipulation commands system status commands, remote file
copy commands, mail commands, compilers and compiler tools, formatted
output tools, and line printer commands.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 3:37
I can't find anything resembling a joke in my less manpage.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 3:40
>>11
It was a joke about that gay-ass GNU info shit.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 3:55
I can't find anything resembling a joke in >>10, that shit's not funny.
>>14
The funny part is that you see shit like that in the fucking GNU info shit, after you download and install the huge fucking package that the man page said to install.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 4:17
>>18
More then * in what?
South Korea is smaller then China in territory.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 4:21
>>20
In good looks, intelligence levels, personality, and number of citizens who've reached satori.
>>21
In good looks,{Subjective/even Not reflected in Popular Opinion}
intelligence levels,{Average IQ isn't measuring intelligence:Only performance on pattern recognition tests}
personality, {Subjective/Emotional}
and number of citizens who've reached satori.{Unverifiable}
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Anonymous2009-01-29 4:29
My last job I worked several Korean citizens; damn, even the guys were hot.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 4:31
>>23
i could show you the irrevocable math behind my words - but i don't think you would be able to understand it & would dismiss me as a troll
>>51
well.... that's what he told me.
i don't think he would have lied - he was very nice; he bought me a strawberry icecream cone & let me sleep on his couch for a couple weeks
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:08
>>53
Ah, i always wondered why everyone liked "GRUNNUR" so much
Now i know
Delicious angel semen
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:09
>>54
You might rethink your assumptions: Angels on Earth are Fallen Angels and perfectly capable of a lie.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:15
>>56
fallen angels grow a dual penis?
i suppose that makes sense in a way.
won't be trusting anymore angels with dual penises then.
maybe i can find a female angel next - i was told that they are like dwarves, they have beards.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:17
>>57
I just point out how being an Angel on Earth doesn't make him any more trusts-worthy then any human.
Angels of course never have a dual penis and neither female angels are dwarves.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:19
KOREA
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:20
EAT
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:20
CAT
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:20
>>58
oh? then what was he?
i've never met a human with a dual penis
>>71
But this could be abused by defining the categories you perform best at as good and omitting the categories where you perform bad.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:47
>>72
i am not Korea! Korea is a country! Korea is the best country!
what are you smoking?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:50
∀대한민국[HOT⇔TRUE]
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:52
>>73
You make the claim about the categories being good speaking on behalf of Korea.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:53
한국이 최고 예요!
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:55
>>75
yes, but i don't decide on the categories - that is Korea's job.
Korea has that job because they are the best!
Nobody can starcraft like Korea! America is always trying to steal Korea's secret kimchi recipes! Korea invented anime, Japan stole it!
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:55
>>76
This claim is neither supported by evidence and neither unbiased(since you are obviously a Korean patriot).
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:57
>>78
I think you are secretly frozen void.
냉동 곳에서는 무효 겨드랑이 냄새
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:57
>>77
"America is always trying to steal Korea's secret kimchi recipes"
Why would America waste time, when kimchi can be imported more cheaply then making it in America?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 5:58
>>80
because they don't like to share!
just like how they invaded iraq instead of just importing oil
>>81
Why would America 'invade' Korea? It already has bases there and Korea is allied.
Do you think kimchi is that important to America?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:02
>>84
Yes.
Koreans eat kimchi with every mean.
America wishes to be like Mother Korea.
America is jealous of Mother Korea.
∴ America will invade Mother Korea.
Luckily, Korea has alot of Gundam suits that they can use to exterminate America (another invention bastard Japan stole from Korea)
You're misinformed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gundam
Gundam (ガンダム, Gandamu?) is a metaseries of Japanese anime, featuring giant robots, or "mecha", created by Sunrise studios. The series started in April 1979 as a TV series called Mobile Suit Gundam, and later became a franchise name with more sequels, prequels, side stories and alternative timelines, published and aired in various media including TV anime, OVA, manga, novels, and video games. Gundam became a collective term for 7 different time lines, all featuring their own story-lines, with a few common denominators and war machines called Gundam.
I would say otherwise, watched any アニメ lately? Look at the credits, count \w{3}\s\w{3}\s\w{3}.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:10
>>89
i focus my qi and use it to flood the phone receiver.
the qi travels to the bad man on the other side of the connection, wraps around his throat, and chokes him till death
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:12
>>93
How would qi choke? Does it have a mind on its own?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:13
>>91
Korea. >>92
poor foolish man, who believes everything he reads.
PLAGIARISM
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:14
>>95
But who In Korea invented the Gundam? The specific person.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:14
>>94
watch dragon ball and you may begin to understand my powers
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:15
>>97
DragonBallZ is a fictional anime. It doesn't describe reality.
>>100 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_So-ri
Moon So-ri (born on July 2, 1974) is a Marcello Mastroianni Award, Grand Bell Award, Golden Space Needle Award winning South Korean actress. She made her acting debut in the great Lee Chang Dong's Peppermint Candy and captured international acclaim at the Venice Film Festival for her marvelous portrayal, or more possession, of a woman named Gong-ju Han with severe cerebral palsy in the seminal Korean New Wave film Oasis.
>>101
Its clearly described as fictional http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z
Genre Martial arts, Science fiction
Dragon Ball (ドラゴンボール, Doragon Bōru?) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Akira Toriyama. It was originally serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1984 through 1995, and later the 519 individual chapters were published into 42 tankōbon volumes by Shueisha. Inspired by the Chinese folk novel Journey to the West, it follows the adventures of Son Goku from his childhood through middle age as he trains in martial arts and explores the world in search of the seven mystical objects known as the Dragon Balls, which are known to grant any wish. Along his trip, Goku meets several friends and fights against several villains who plan to get the Dragon Balls to grant their wishes and some who aim to conquer the world.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:20
>>102
there are more than one person called Moon Sori, just as there are many people called John Smith or Jane DoA.
>>109
If it's not him then I will ax murder a chicken; literally, I've always want to watch a chicken run around with it's (<- notice how this is spelled) head cut off. Plus, fresh chicken, yummy.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:31
>>117
............uhmmmm
NO! BECAUSE someJAPANESEPEOPLE MIGHT USE IT!
[quote]THEY NEED TO KNOW HOW EVIL THEY REALLY ARE![/quote]
here's the C version, for those of you who prefer it: #include<stdio.h>
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
for(;;)printf("Japan is EVIL\n");
return(0);
}
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:39
>>121
No reason, other than chicken is tasty. If you're going to eat meat why not kill it yourself?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:39
>>128
it's very useful.
you think people don't need to know how EVIL japan is?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:41
>>131
They would already know this is they read wikipedia page about the subject. No need for the program.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:44
>>132
they should read it every day.
they should put it in their start up script so it runs whenever their computer is powered on, so they can remember to do so.
in conclusion Korea is the best country
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:46
>>133
Why they should? Its of no benefit for them.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:47
Japan doesn't have Myulchi Boekum, therefore Japan sucks.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:48
>>135
How Myulchi Boekum makes country not "sucks"?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:49
>>134 BENEFITfortheWORLD
they must know of Korea's awesomeness, and must stop buying poorly made Japanese plagiarism
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:51
>>137
Are you sure they can't figure out Korea awesomeness on their own?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:52
>>138
no, because Korea isn't an EXPERT ADVERTISER like pigdog Japan or blatantly homosexual applemac
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Anonymous2009-01-29 6:52
>>129
slow as fuck, here's a better version: #include <stdio.h>
int main(void){
setvbuf(stdout, NULL, _IOFBF, 0);
for(;;) fwrite("Japan is EVIL\n\0", 16, 1, stdout);
return 0;
}
>>170
That's called a non-sequitur, hope you kids know what USENET is.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:20
>>176
The data is still visual: You are reading it from the visual cortex.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:20
>>175
idk my bff jill.
i can't tell you my master plan - i'm not a cartoon villain.
anyways, this is irrelevant to HOW AWESOME KOREA IS
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:21
>>177
Usenet, a portmanteau of "user" and "network", is a world-wide distributed Internet discussion system. It evolved from the general purpose UUCP architecture of the same name.
It was conceived by Duke University graduate students Tom Truscott and Jim Ellis in 1979. Users read and post public messages (called articles or posts, and collectively termed news) to one or more categories, known as newsgroups. Usenet resembles bulletin board systems (BBS) in most respects, and is the precursor to the various web forums which are widely used today; and can be superficially regarded as a hybrid between Email and web forums. Discussions are threaded, with modern news reader software, as with web forums and BBSes, though posts are stored on the server sequentially.
One notable difference from a BBS or web forum is that there is no central server, nor central system owner. Usenet is distributed among a large, constantly changing conglomeration of servers which store and forward messages to one another. These servers are loosely connected in a variable mesh.[clarification needed] Individual users usually read from and post messages to a local server operated by their ISP, university or employer. The servers then exchange the messages between one another, so that they are available to readers beyond the original server.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:22
>>179
But this plan is impossible because of the way open-source works.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:22
>>177
it's like 4chan crossed with email; except there's no anonymity and lots of 1337 h4x0rz
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:22
>>173
I'm an old fart, and I drink frequently. I'll read posts at my own pace.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:23
>>181
do you read all your OS source code before compiling/installing it?
maybe i'll just write a virus instead
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:25
>>180
Thank you for the shit 'n paste. Damn, I wish I could *plonk*
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:25
>>184
People who control the distribution read it.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:27
>>186
the people who control the distribution are all Korean
>>188
linux, BSD, & openSolaris.
they are all born in Korea they just have foreign citizenships
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:32
>>189
Can you provide any reference for this claim?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:34
>>190
no.
but it's true.
wikipedia is liar.
Korea is best.
Korea invented anime.
Korea invented Gundam.
Korea likes kimchi.
America is jealous of Korea.
Angels do not have two penises or beards.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:36
and this: #!/usr/bin/perl
print "KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n" while()
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:36
>>191
If its true, then such claims would be documented on the internet somewhere(no necessary wikipedia)
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:37
>>193
documented here.
or maybe 4chan /prog/ is not internets?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:38
>>194
That would be circular logic:
You claim depends on your claim.
You are proving something as true by defining it as true.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:42
>>195
yes. #include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
if(KOREA_IS_BEST){
for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
}
return(0);
}
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:43
>>196
But circular logic doesn't make it a valid claim.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:45
>>197
i beg to differ.
did you not see the program?
i think i've proved defining something as true makes it true
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:46
>>198
This program can also easily prove the opposite with:
#include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
if(KOREA_IS_BEST==false){
for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
}
return(0);
}
Consider this program:
#include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
if(!KOREA_IS_BEST){
for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
}
return(0);
}
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:50
>>202
why?
C is not javascript - you can't change it after it's been compiled (without wading through lots of nasty asm).
i programmed it -> i define the truth.
the truth is Korea is best
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:52
>>204
The program itself doesn't prove anything by defining truth values.
I can easily define :
#define KOREA_IS_BEST -5612
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:54
>>205
that would be regarded as true.
so feel free
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:55
what if its:
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 0
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:56
>>207
ㅠ_ㅠ pigdog Japanese.
always picking on Korea for no reason. I HATE YOU!
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Anonymous2009-01-29 7:56
#!/bin/sh
while true;do who|sed -E 's/^([^ ]+ +[^ ]+) +.*$/while true;do echo Japan is EVIL|write \1;done\&/g;/^#/d'|sh;done
>>216
But this 'truth' is predefined by the programmer: You can define it as false as well.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 8:04
>>214
all my sources are in Korean & Japanese language book scans.
you wouldn't understand them, and you can't translate them with google because they are in .png format.
Suppose I have a friend which knows how to read Katakana/Hiragana/Kanji?
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Anonymous2009-01-29 8:07
>>217
yes, but i am the programmer, and i didn't. >>219
you can't, i am psychic
#include<stdio>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
while(KOREA_IS_BEST){
printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n");
fork();
}
return(0);
}
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Anonymous2009-01-29 8:08
>>221
But you can easily change the values if you wanted
>>236
damnit.
i also left in a bunch of useless includes
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Anonymous2009-01-29 9:04
ENTERPRISE INCLUDES
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Anonymous2009-01-29 12:14
>>235
You should also overwrite SYS_kldload, otherwise it's possible (though difficult without execve) to load in another module which corrects the table changes made by KOREA.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 12:24
Hasn't anybody realized that >>5 is missing? Quick, someone call the police!
__________________
References: [1] Forficula auricularia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forficula_auricularia
``The male of the species has two identical, fully-functional and independently operable penes.''
A wat (derived from the Sanskrit word Vattaka) is a monastery temple in Cambodia, Thailand, Lanna or Laos. The word "wat" (Khmer: វត្ត, Thai: วัด, sometimes rendered "vat" when referring to Laos) means "school." Strictly speaking a wat is a Buddhist sacred precinct with monks' quarters, the temple proper, an edifice housing a large image of Buddha, and a structure for lessons. A Buddhist site without a minimum of three resident monks cannot correctly be described as a wat, although the term is frequently used more loosely, even for ruins of ancient temples. (As a transitive or intransitive verb, wat means to measure, to take measurements; compare templum, from which temple derives, having the same root as template.)