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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 2:01

Is the less man page just one gigantic joke?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:08

>>159
How you will distribute this program if people don't like it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:09

>>160
and my 286 handles programming just fine, but i prefer to use a modern computer

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:09

Hmm, it's almost 金曜日、wonder if HDLost is on Usenet yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:11

>>162
How would a neural jack be more efficient at e.g. reading Shiichan then Firefox?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:11

>>161
it will be part of the default linux & BSD install.
people who are new to unix like systems will unknowingly install it

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:12

>>165
But all current distributions are closely monitored for such attempts.
 How you would add this program?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:12

>>164
you can load all new posts directly into your brain, and type at the speed of thought

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:13

>>166
I AM RMS MATTEW STALLMAN!
THEY WILL DO WHATEVER I TELL THEM TO

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:14

>>167
Are you sure you can read posts faster just because they are uploaded directly into your brain?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:14

>>163
wat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:15

>>168
RMS doesn't control or monitor distributions. Your statement hold no value.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:15

>>169
yes, the flow of information is no longer bottlenecked by my eyes

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:16

>>172
Its indeed not, but can you read the posts faster?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:17

>>171
ok, then....

I AM LUNIX TORVALDS!
THEY WILL DO WHATEVER I TELL THEM TO

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:18

>>174
neither LINUS controls everything: His actions are monitored by others and
the process is completely transparent  to everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:19

>>173
well technically i'm not reading at all.
but it is much faster; it's like punch cards vs hard drives

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:19

>>170
That's called a non-sequitur, hope you kids know what USENET is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:20

>>176
The data is still visual: You are reading it from the visual cortex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:20

>>175
idk my bff jill.
i can't tell you my master plan - i'm not a cartoon villain.
anyways, this is irrelevant to HOW AWESOME KOREA IS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:21

>>177
Usenet, a portmanteau of "user" and "network", is a world-wide distributed Internet discussion system. It evolved from the general purpose UUCP architecture of the same name.

It was conceived by Duke University graduate students Tom Truscott and Jim Ellis in 1979. Users read and post public messages (called articles or posts, and collectively termed news) to one or more categories, known as newsgroups. Usenet resembles bulletin board systems (BBS) in most respects, and is the precursor to the various web forums which are widely used today; and can be superficially regarded as a hybrid between Email and web forums. Discussions are threaded, with modern news reader software, as with web forums and BBSes, though posts are stored on the server sequentially.

One notable difference from a BBS or web forum is that there is no central server, nor central system owner. Usenet is distributed among a large, constantly changing conglomeration of servers which store and forward messages to one another. These servers are loosely connected in a variable mesh.[clarification needed] Individual users usually read from and post messages to a local server operated by their ISP, university or employer. The servers then exchange the messages between one another, so that they are available to readers beyond the original server.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:22

>>179
But this plan is impossible because of the way open-source works.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:22

>>177
it's like 4chan crossed with email; except there's no anonymity and lots of 1337 h4x0rz

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:22

>>173
I'm an old fart, and I drink frequently. I'll read posts at my own pace.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:23

>>181
do you read all your OS source code before compiling/installing it?
maybe i'll just write a virus instead

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:25

>>180
Thank you for the shit 'n paste. Damn, I wish I could *plonk*

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:25

>>184
People who control the distribution read it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:27

>>186
the people who control the distribution are all Korean

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:28

>>187
What kind of distribution is that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:30

>>188
linux, BSD, & openSolaris.
they are all born in Korea they just have foreign citizenships

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:32

>>189
Can you provide any reference for this claim?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:34

>>190
no.
but it's true.
wikipedia is liar.
Korea is best.
Korea invented anime.
Korea invented Gundam.
Korea likes kimchi.
America is jealous of Korea.
Angels do not have two penises or beards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:36

and this:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n" while()

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:36

>>191
If its true, then such claims would be documented on the internet somewhere(no necessary wikipedia)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:37

>>193
documented here.
or maybe 4chan /prog/ is not internets?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:38

>>194
That would be circular logic:
You claim depends on your claim.
 You are proving something as true by defining it as true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:42

>>195
yes.
#include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
   if(KOREA_IS_BEST){
      for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
   }
   return(0);
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:43

>>196
But circular logic doesn't make it a valid claim.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:45

>>197
i beg to differ.
did you not see the program?
i think i've proved defining something as true makes it true

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:46

>>198
This program can also easily prove the opposite with:
#include<stdio.h>
#define KOREA_IS_BEST 1
#define JAPAN_IS_BEST 0
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
   if(KOREA_IS_BEST==false){
      for(;;) printf("KOREA WAS HERE, JAPAN IS LOSER\n")
   }
   return(0);
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:47

>>199
You just proved that you don't know C

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