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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 2:01

Is the less man page just one gigantic joke?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:32

>>119
Why this unnecessary cruelty to animals?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:32

>>118
No, but only autistic children argue with blatant trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:34

>>120
How it justifies that everyone should install this page,
which has no program guides or description and irrelevant to BSD itself?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:34

>>121
To bite the heads off chickens makes me feel like GOD, or maybe superman

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:36

>>122
Would this be applied to everyone arguing with such trolls?
i.e. everyone who argues with blatant trolls becomes and autistic kid?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:36

>>123
i'll write a program then.
here:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "JAPAN IS EVIL\n" while()

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:37

>>124
Wouldn't this make any predatory animal  "Superman" too, if they enjoy it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:37

>>126
Is that program useful to people?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:38

here's the C version, for those of you who prefer it:
#include<stdio.h>
int main(int argc, void *argv[]){
    for(;;)printf("Japan is EVIL\n");
    return(0);
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:39

>>121
No reason, other than chicken is tasty. If you're going to eat meat why not kill it yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:39

>>128
it's very useful.
you think people don't need to know how EVIL japan is?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:41

>>131
They would already know this is they read wikipedia page about the subject. No need for the program.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:44

>>132
they should read it every day.
they should put it in their start up script so it runs whenever their computer is powered on, so they can remember to do so.
in conclusion Korea is the best country

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:46

>>133
Why they should? Its of no benefit for them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:47

Japan doesn't have Myulchi Boekum, therefore Japan sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:48

>>135
How Myulchi Boekum makes country not "sucks"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:49

>>134
BENEFIT for the WORLD
they must know of Korea's awesomeness, and must stop buying poorly made Japanese plagiarism

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:51

>>137
Are you sure they can't figure out Korea awesomeness on their own?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:52

>>138
no, because Korea isn't an EXPERT ADVERTISER like pigdog Japan or blatantly homosexual applemac

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:52

>>129
slow as fuck, here's a better version:
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void){
 setvbuf(stdout, NULL, _IOFBF, 0);
 for(;;) fwrite("Japan is EVIL\n\0", 16, 1, stdout);
 return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:53

>>136
How grammar makes language not "sucks"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:54

>>139
Wouldn't this little fact make Korea less awesome?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:55

>>141
By providing a means to organize content of sentences efficiently and unambiguously to transmit information.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:55

>>140
OPTIMISED

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:57

>>142
you think advertisement & brainwashing is awesome?
must be a mac fanboy

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:57

>>144
Both programs are useless. They don't provide anything beside repetition of one sentence
which could be read without the program present at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:57

God damn, I leave for four hours and the thread is >140 replies long.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:58

>>145
I think it serves its purpose: Korea obviously doesn't have advertising power.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:59

>>147
God damn, why did you have to leave for 4 hour, shitfuckdamncunt!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 6:59

>>146
it helps you read the sentence UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:00

>>149
People often don't have time for reading /prog/ all day or busy doing something else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:02

>>151
you haven't got a neural network jack installed yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:02

>>150
Wouldn't this be superfluous and intrusive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:02

>>145
Up your's with a big ol' Darwin KERNAL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:02

>>152
I don't need such technology.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:03

>>153
not after you learn to enjoy it.
i'm thinking of writing another program; i think i'll call it "KOREA IS BEST"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:05

>>156
But why would you enjoy an annoying program if you can turn it off at will?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:05

>>155
why?
how could you not need such technology?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:07

>>157
i will modify it to disable the program termination systemcalls

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 7:07

>>158
because it serves no useful function.My browser already handles internet well.

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