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Female programmer thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 8:55

Show me some feminine code, ladies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 8:58

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:16

Go back to bed, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:18

>>3
I am not Leah, I am Julie Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:30

>>4
In that case, come back to bed, Julie.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 10:03

>>5
I'd rather stay up and code. Your sexual habits are unscientific and ultimately destructive, Gerald.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 10:39

i've seen transsexual programmers, but never a female one

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 11:10

>>7
Transproggers: cudders in the eye.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 12:42

Women don't code. From what I've seen in College, they just team up with dudes for assignments and get everything done for them because they're women and the dudes think they will somehow get sex for it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 12:45

>>9
It's the same in Engineering

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 13:03

>>9
And when they do code, they do a really half-assed job. It's like they don't give a flying fuck about code quality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 13:42

>>7
Should have gone to a proper Uni. I've seen them program in LISP here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 14:45

Seriously though, I wonder if there are any women on /prog/
What do you guys think?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:09

>>13
Highly unlikely, the closest we've had was cudder

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:30

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:33

>>15
tits or gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:38

>>16
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 16:42

>>16


(.)(.)

fuk my

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:27

>>17
What's the matter, don't like tits?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:34

>>19
You need to get out of your /b/tarded mindset.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:57

>>20
you need to get into your /b/tarded mindset

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:58

>>21
No thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:04

>>22
MWAH MWAH IM SO MATURE AND GROWN UP AND I LIKE OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN AND HAVE DELETED ALL MY HENTAI LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:15

>>23
OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN
That's not mature at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:25

>>15
YOU LIE!
WHAT FOUL TRICKERY IS THIS? BLACK MAGIC?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:29

>>25
It's done magically by a software program called "Adobe® Photoshop®". Or GIMP. Or Paint.NET.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:34


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:35

>>13
There was that post by that person needing help with Gentoo who claimed to be a girl. Tits were posted.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1218823200

Then there was ``polymorph!uKEFW4r7WU'', who claimed to be a girl named Emma Rudkin. It's worth noting that the Facebook profile of the girl in the picture ``she'' posted has now had its name changed to ``Eris'' Rudkin.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1227004390/5,11,14

I'm sure you can find other example of people pretending to be girls on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:45

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:46

>>7
Transsexual programmers are the best programmers, seriously. I think the destruction of the libido (side effect from the HRT) makes you more productive.
I mean, face it, it's not like they'd ever get sex anyway. The penis just gets in the way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:59

Anime music bitch Yuki Kajiura used to be a systems programmer. She's smarter and prettier than all of us.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:22

>>31
Anyone can make music. But you think anime music is special? Fuck make the entirety of /prog/ download FruityLoops and half of them will become omg kawaii music composers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:58

>>32
Did you miss the part where >>31 said she was a programmer? Also her music isn't typical jpop SHIET.

She's still prettier than everyone here and smarter than most.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:09

Look at the Anoncoreutils code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:21

>>33
No. Creative programmers have just as much ability with music as they do with coding. The two are extremely similar in every way. It's not impressive that some STINKY UNIX SYSADMIN can compose.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:42

Founder of movin shadows Rob Playford, who also produced music as 2 bad mice and other aliases, was a programmer before making it in music

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 21:04

Lots of ``electronica'' performers can code. Some of them have written their own music synthesis programs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 21:24

>>29
*holds up spork()*

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 22:04

>>32
Who the fuck cares about her music? She is/was a female programmer so that's why I brought her up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 22:29

i used to have a girlfriend who was a programmer.
she only programmed in java & bash though - and was almost 10 years older than me

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:11

>>38
There is no spoon().

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:30

>>41
There is no fork().

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:32

>>41
>>42
#include <cutlery>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:38

>>40
I don't think you used to have a girlfriend. Enjoy your nonexistent former girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:43

>>40
Xarn's girlfriend programs in Java too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:44

I used to have a girl that programmed. I disposed of her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:08

>>45
I thought Xarn was not attracted to women?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:25

>>47
That's right. Women are attracted to Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:33

>>47
Xarn is bisexual.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:57

>>49
Xarn should stick to men and stop stealing our women.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 2:04

>>50
I bet he likes being stuck more.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-25 3:23

>>50
"our women." assumes you have some. Given this thread content this is clearly not the case.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:19

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:28

54.times {|i| puts "i <3 _why hes so mysterious & dreamy ROFL XD *chunky bacon* ~_^" }

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:37

>>54
Chunky bacon is from Why's Poignant Ruby Guide, a fantastical approach to teaching programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 7:15

>>40
Whoa. That's hot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 15:03

Raccoons bite people!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 15:59

>>53
time for SICP mail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:29

>>53
She dresses kind of slutty for a PhD. Not that I'm complaining, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:31

>>53
Mai waifu... ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:46

>>59
you call that slutty? you fucking idiot............

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:55

>>61
Sup, Pot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:55

Shut up you virgins. I'd fucking hit that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:59

>>61
Yes, especially at a conference of her peers.
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/Extreme/Conferences/Siggraph2001/Siggraph.JPG
Notice the classy no bra/visible panty-line combination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:11

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:23

>>65
If you look very closely at that picture, you can see she's wearing a G-string. What a slut.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:30

>>66
If you don't look closely you can see a very conspicuous diaphragm in the ass region of her pants. I think that's kind of sluttier.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:44

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:50

>>65
I came.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:00

Everyone knows siggraph is for sluts. Sigplan is for real people, like the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:04

>>70
Are you saying sluts aren't real people? What the fuck are they, then?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:26

>>71
Why so defensive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:34

>>72
You know what? Fuck you. I have a PhD, I don't need this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:38

>>73
Fuck you.
You wish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:12

I have a PhD
You wish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:39

>>71
sluts are succubus who lure & enslave men with their cocktrap, then feed off their bank account for eternity, or until the man dies; at which point they find another victim, and the cycle repeats

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:18

>>73
I don't need this shit
Why so defensive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:24

>>60
I'd tell you to go back to /a/ or /v/, but I suspect they're as shitty as usual at this hour.

>>73
A Ph.D? In MY /prog/? More like a troll.

>>53
Her face looks a little like my girlfriend's. Awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:39

>>78
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your men

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:50

>>54
Bro, the arity of your block can be 0.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:50

>>79
I would prefer to enjoy my cudder with a side of "GRUNNUR".

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 3:10

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 5:09

>>82
BOTH OF THEM? AND THE CAMERA MAN TOO?
DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE NO SHAME?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 5:58

>>83
N-now I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all this

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 7:53

>>84
she needed to earn some money to pay off her tuition?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 13:06

>>82
Oh, come on, you would have done it too. What a couple of absolute hunks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 14:40

>>86
Programmers are well known for their sexual prowess.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 15:33

>>75,78
I think you two may have missed the joke:
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/
Dr. Kirsten Cater

I am a Lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Bristol.

I studied Computer Science as my first degree here at Bristol University graduating in July 2000 with a 2:1. I then went on to do a PhD again in Computer Science here at Bristol University with Professor Alan Chalmers as my supervisor, which I completed in June 2004. In my final year of completing my PhD I went to work as a postdoc on a project called Mobile Bristol. This project focussed on creating and researching pervasive experiences in both urban and public spaces.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 15:38

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 15:43

>>88
I think you may have missed the fact that I did not miss the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 15:44

>>89
shame

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:01

server unresponsive as of now

she didn't age well did she

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:05

>>92
I bet it's somehow related to her sexual deviance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:15

So I'm 28 and still trying to graduate a BSC in computer science. 

It turns out my cousin who lives in France was also interested in electronics and computers, but unlike me she has drive and determination.

last time I saw her she was 14 and going through that emo stage alot of teenagers go though. 

Anyway, now she is 21, in the 3rd year of an embedded systems degree, she programs in C/C#/C++/Machine Code/ASM/LISP/VSDL(I cant remember the acronym).

So one time I showed her a problem I had been set for a job interview.  Your typical find the value of a and b where the output is 23 type scenario.

Rather than iterate through the source code, which is what I do, she worked out the logical equivalent of the code, and substituted it for a Geometric progression, which she solved and produced the SET of possible inputs. 


It was at that point that I realized she was patronizing me when she said that she "didn't like Java" because it was too difficult.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:25

>>94
Your cousin is Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:27

>>95
No, she's black.
And she _NEVER_ coded any web based language in her life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:27

>>96
Neither did Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:35

>>97
Touché

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:40

>>92
What do you mean? There are no recent pictures of her on her page. Or are there?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 16:45

100 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 19:14

>>100
mega win XD

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 19:58

>>94
you dont program in LISP, you sit on your ass and one-up anyone that accused you of being unable to program in LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 20:01

>>99
compare her photo on her page with the photos in conferences and such

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 20:22

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 21:09

>>104

Probably a transgender.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 21:37

>>104
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME <3

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 22:05

>>104
She's probably a dude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 11:14

>>37
Source?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 11:15

>>37
Source?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 11:26

>>40
You mother does not count.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:45

The best language ever   Excepting Befunge of.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 17:42

>>110
My mother is dead :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 18:09

I knew a very good female programmer at my university. She was a human being. Hmm, I guess there's really fuck all to say. Next thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 18:55

>>112
HEY MINE TOO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 19:13

>>113
You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 19:15

female
programmer

the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 19:20


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Java code I saw today at school written by a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 20:25

>>117
Java
I stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 20:25

>>112
lolol is ur mom ded?

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 0:23

!@#$%¨&*()#$@&*#$@&%#¨@%#@%#¨@#<>

Perl code I saw today at school written by a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 5:38

This is some code I saw from a woman. I kid you not.


int CalculateTemp()
{
    if (someVar == true)
    {
        #define ENABLE_SOMETHING
    }
    // ...
}

#ifdef ENABLE_SOMETHING
  // something
#endif

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 7:19

>>121
She'd be much better off coding in a language where that would make sense like Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 7:29

>>122
Trying to use compile-time constructs to reflect changes at runtime is considered a smart thing to do in Scheme?

When I write my macros (albeit I'm a CLer, but not like Scheme macros don't have the fundamental concepts of compile and runtime) I always have a very clear view of what is ran and when (be it read-time, compile-time, load-time, run-time, etc). It's a grave mistake to think something which is ran in a latter time (such as a runtime) to be able to affect something which occurs before it(such as compile or read time).

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 7:48

>>123
Well done on responding seriously.

Name: sage 2010-09-21 8:46

>>123
You have contributed wisdom to this place. I think that you are awesome. Have a nice day!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 9:09

>>123
The breadth and depth of your knowledge is truly inspiring. Please, regale us with more tales of this "compile time."

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 9:25

>>123-126
Samefag inb4 /polecat kebabs/ inb4 Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 11:36

>>127
Please try to ignore troll posts

Name: >>124 2010-09-21 12:35

>>127
That's illogical.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 12:52

>>128
If he wanted to ignore troll posts, why would he came to /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 11:39

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 12:46

>>130
*com--ooh, God dammit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:34

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:21

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