Women don't code. From what I've seen in College, they just team up with dudes for assignments and get everything done for them because they're women and the dudes think they will somehow get sex for it.
>>22
MWAH MWAH IM SO MATURE AND GROWN UP AND I LIKE OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN AND HAVE DELETED ALL MY HENTAI LOL
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:15
>>23 OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN
That's not mature at all.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:25
>>15
YOU LIE!
WHAT FOUL TRICKERY IS THIS? BLACK MAGIC?
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:29
>>25
It's done magically by a software program called "Adobe® Photoshop®". Or GIMP. Or Paint.NET.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:34
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Then there was ``polymorph!uKEFW4r7WU'', who claimed to be a girl named Emma Rudkin. It's worth noting that the Facebook profile of the girl in the picture ``she'' posted has now had its name changed to ``Eris'' Rudkin. http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1227004390/5,11,14
I'm sure you can find other example of people pretending to be girls on /prog/.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:45
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:46
>>7
Transsexual programmers are the best programmers, seriously. I think the destruction of the libido (side effect from the HRT) makes you more productive.
I mean, face it, it's not like they'd ever get sex anyway. The penis just gets in the way.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 18:59
Anime music bitch Yuki Kajiura used to be a systems programmer. She's smarter and prettier than all of us.
>>31
Anyone can make music. But you think anime music is special? Fuck make the entirety of /prog/ download FruityLoops and half of them will become omg kawaii music composers.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 19:58
>>32
Did you miss the part where >>31 said she was a programmer? Also her music isn't typical jpop SHIET.
She's still prettier than everyone here and smarter than most.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 20:09
Look at the Anoncoreutils code.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 20:21
>>33
No. Creative programmers have just as much ability with music as they do with coding. The two are extremely similar in every way. It's not impressive that some STINKY UNIX SYSADMIN can compose.
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Anonymous2009-01-24 20:42
Founder of movin shadows Rob Playford, who also produced music as 2 bad mice and other aliases, was a programmer before making it in music
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Anonymous2009-01-24 21:04
Lots of ``electronica'' performers can code. Some of them have written their own music synthesis programs.
>>71
sluts are succubus who lure & enslave men with their cocktrap, then feed off their bank account for eternity, or until the man dies; at which point they find another victim, and the cycle repeats
I am a Lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Bristol.
I studied Computer Science as my first degree here at Bristol University graduating in July 2000 with a 2:1. I then went on to do a PhD again in Computer Science here at Bristol University with Professor Alan Chalmers as my supervisor, which I completed in June 2004. In my final year of completing my PhD I went to work as a postdoc on a project called Mobile Bristol. This project focussed on creating and researching pervasive experiences in both urban and public spaces.
>>92
I bet it's somehow related to her sexual deviance.
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Anonymous2009-01-26 16:15
So I'm 28 and still trying to graduate a BSC in computer science.
It turns out my cousin who lives in France was also interested in electronics and computers, but unlike me she has drive and determination.
last time I saw her she was 14 and going through that emo stage alot of teenagers go though.
Anyway, now she is 21, in the 3rd year of an embedded systems degree, she programs in C/C#/C++/Machine Code/ASM/LISP/VSDL(I cant remember the acronym).
So one time I showed her a problem I had been set for a job interview. Your typical find the value of a and b where the output is 23 type scenario.
Rather than iterate through the source code, which is what I do, she worked out the logical equivalent of the code, and substituted it for a Geometric progression, which she solved and produced the SET of possible inputs.
It was at that point that I realized she was patronizing me when she said that she "didn't like Java" because it was too difficult.
>>122
Trying to use compile-time constructs to reflect changes at runtime is considered a smart thing to do in Scheme?
When I write my macros (albeit I'm a CLer, but not like Scheme macros don't have the fundamental concepts of compile and runtime) I always have a very clear view of what is ran and when (be it read-time, compile-time, load-time, run-time, etc). It's a grave mistake to think something which is ran in a latter time (such as a runtime) to be able to affect something which occurs before it(such as compile or read time).