/prog/ - Female programmer thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 8:55

Show me some feminine code, ladies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:11

>>38
There is no spoon().

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:30

>>41
There is no fork().

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:32

>>41
>>42
#include <cutlery>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:38

>>40
I don't think you used to have a girlfriend. Enjoy your nonexistent former girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:43

>>40
Xarn's girlfriend programs in Java too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:44

I used to have a girl that programmed. I disposed of her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:08

>>45
I thought Xarn was not attracted to women?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:25

>>47
That's right. Women are attracted to Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:33

>>47
Xarn is bisexual.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:57

>>49
Xarn should stick to men and stop stealing our women.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 2:04

>>50
I bet he likes being stuck more.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-25 3:23

>>50
"our women." assumes you have some. Given this thread content this is clearly not the case.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:19

http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:28

54.times {|i| puts "i <3 _why hes so mysterious & dreamy ROFL XD *chunky bacon* ~_^" }

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:37

>>54
Chunky bacon is from Why's Poignant Ruby Guide, a fantastical approach to teaching programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 7:15

>>40
Whoa. That's hot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 15:03

Raccoons bite people!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 15:59

>>53
time for SICP mail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:29

>>53
She dresses kind of slutty for a PhD. Not that I'm complaining, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:31

>>53
Mai waifu... ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:46

>>59
you call that slutty? you fucking idiot............

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:55

>>61
Sup, Pot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:55

Shut up you virgins. I'd fucking hit that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 17:59

>>61
Yes, especially at a conference of her peers.
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/Extreme/Conferences/Siggraph2001/Siggraph.JPG
Notice the classy no bra/visible panty-line combination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:11

Is that a diaphragm on her ass?
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/Extreme/Conferences/Siggraph2002/Siggraph0224.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:23

>>65
If you look very closely at that picture, you can see she's wearing a G-string. What a slut.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:30

>>66
If you don't look closely you can see a very conspicuous diaphragm in the ass region of her pants. I think that's kind of sluttier.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:44

http://www.cs.umd.edu/~getoor/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 18:50

>>65
I came.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:00

Everyone knows siggraph is for sluts. Sigplan is for real people, like the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:04

>>70
Are you saying sluts aren't real people? What the fuck are they, then?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:26

>>71
Why so defensive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:34

>>72
You know what? Fuck you. I have a PhD, I don't need this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 19:38

>>73
Fuck you.
You wish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:12

I have a PhD
You wish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:39

>>71
sluts are succubus who lure & enslave men with their cocktrap, then feed off their bank account for eternity, or until the man dies; at which point they find another victim, and the cycle repeats

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:18

>>73
I don't need this shit
Why so defensive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:24

>>60
I'd tell you to go back to /a/ or /v/, but I suspect they're as shitty as usual at this hour.

>>73
A Ph.D? In MY /prog/? More like a troll.

>>53
Her face looks a little like my girlfriend's. Awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:39

>>78
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your men

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:50

>>54
Bro, the arity of your block can be 0.

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