Female programmer thread

Show me some feminine code, ladies.

>>79
I would prefer to enjoy my cudder with a side of "GRUNNUR".

http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/Extreme/Conferences/Siggraph2002/Siggraph0249.jpg
We all know where this is going. What a whore.

>>82
BOTH OF THEM? ^AND THE CAMERA MAN TOO?
DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE NO SHAME?

>>83
N-now I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all this

>>84
she needed to earn some money to pay off her tuition?

>>82
Oh, come on, you would have done it too. What a couple of absolute hunks.

>>86
Programmers are well known for their sexual prowess.

>>75,78
I think you two may have missed the joke:
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/
Dr. Kirsten Cater

I am a Lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Bristol.

I studied Computer Science as my first degree here at Bristol University graduating in July 2000 with a 2:1. I then went on to do a PhD again in Computer Science here at Bristol University with Professor Alan Chalmers as my supervisor, which I completed in June 2004. In my final year of completing my PhD I went to work as a postdoc on a project called Mobile Bristol. This project focussed on creating and researching pervasive experiences in both urban and public spaces.

>>82,88
http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~cater/Extreme/Conferences/Siggraph2002/Siggraph0224.jpg
wtf is that thing on her forehead?

>>88
I think you may have missed the fact that I did not miss the joke.

>>89
shame

server unresponsive as of now

she didn't age well did she

>>92
I bet it's somehow related to her sexual deviance.

So I'm 28 and still trying to graduate a BSC in computer science. 

It turns out my cousin who lives in France was also interested in electronics and computers, but unlike me she has drive and determination.

last time I saw her she was 14 and going through that emo stage alot of teenagers go though. 

Anyway, now she is 21, in the 3rd year of an embedded systems degree, she programs in C/C#/C++/Machine Code/ASM/LISP/VSDL(I cant remember the acronym).

So one time I showed her a problem I had been set for a job interview.  Your typical find the value of a and b where the output is 23 type scenario.

Rather than iterate through the source code, which is what I do, she worked out the logical equivalent of the code, and substituted it for a Geometric progression, which she solved and produced the SET of possible inputs. 


It was at that point that I realized she was patronizing me when she said that she "didn't like Java" because it was too difficult.

>>94
Your cousin is Leah Culver.

>>95
No, she's black.
And she _NEVER_ coded any web based language in her life.

>>96
Neither did Leah.

>>97
Touché

>>92
What do you mean? There are no recent pictures of her on her page. Or are there?

100 GET

>>100
mega win XD

>>94
you dont program in LISP, you sit on your ass and one-up anyone that accused you of being unable to program in LISP

>>99
compare her photo on her page with the photos in conferences and such

ahem

http://cs.baylor.edu/~song/

>>104

Probably a transgender.

>>104
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME <3

>>104
She's probably a dude.

>>37
Source?

>>37
Source?

>>40
You mother does not count.

The best language ever   Excepting Befunge of.

>>110
My mother is dead :(

I knew a very good female programmer at my university. She was a human being. Hmm, I guess there's really fuck all to say. Next thread.

>>112
HEY MINE TOO!

>>113
You're an idiot.

female
programmer

the fuck?


for (int i = 0; i < 29; i++) {
      for (int j = 0; j < 29; j++) {
           if (something.cantremember()) {
                 if (somethingelse.cantremember()) {
                      dosmomething;
                 }
           }
      }
}

Java code I saw today at school written by a woman.

>>117
Java
I stopped reading right there.

>>112
lolol is ur mom ded?

U MENA HASKAL

!@#$%¨&*()#$@&*#$@&%#¨@%#@%#¨@#<>

Perl code I saw today at school written by a woman.