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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 8:55

Show me some feminine code, ladies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 8:58

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:16

Go back to bed, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:18

>>3
I am not Leah, I am Julie Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:30

>>4
In that case, come back to bed, Julie.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 10:03

>>5
I'd rather stay up and code. Your sexual habits are unscientific and ultimately destructive, Gerald.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 10:39

i've seen transsexual programmers, but never a female one

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 11:10

>>7
Transproggers: cudders in the eye.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 12:42

Women don't code. From what I've seen in College, they just team up with dudes for assignments and get everything done for them because they're women and the dudes think they will somehow get sex for it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 12:45

>>9
It's the same in Engineering

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 13:03

>>9
And when they do code, they do a really half-assed job. It's like they don't give a flying fuck about code quality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 13:42

>>7
Should have gone to a proper Uni. I've seen them program in LISP here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 14:45

Seriously though, I wonder if there are any women on /prog/
What do you guys think?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:09

>>13
Highly unlikely, the closest we've had was cudder

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:30

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:33

>>15
tits or gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:38

>>16
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 16:42

>>16


(.)(.)

fuk my

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:27

>>17
What's the matter, don't like tits?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:34

>>19
You need to get out of your /b/tarded mindset.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:57

>>20
you need to get into your /b/tarded mindset

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:58

>>21
No thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:04

>>22
MWAH MWAH IM SO MATURE AND GROWN UP AND I LIKE OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN AND HAVE DELETED ALL MY HENTAI LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:15

>>23
OBJECT ORIENTED DESIGN
That's not mature at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:25

>>15
YOU LIE!
WHAT FOUL TRICKERY IS THIS? BLACK MAGIC?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:29

>>25
It's done magically by a software program called "Adobe® Photoshop®". Or GIMP. Or Paint.NET.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:34


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:35

>>13
There was that post by that person needing help with Gentoo who claimed to be a girl. Tits were posted.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1218823200

Then there was ``polymorph!uKEFW4r7WU'', who claimed to be a girl named Emma Rudkin. It's worth noting that the Facebook profile of the girl in the picture ``she'' posted has now had its name changed to ``Eris'' Rudkin.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1227004390/5,11,14

I'm sure you can find other example of people pretending to be girls on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:45

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:46

>>7
Transsexual programmers are the best programmers, seriously. I think the destruction of the libido (side effect from the HRT) makes you more productive.
I mean, face it, it's not like they'd ever get sex anyway. The penis just gets in the way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:59

Anime music bitch Yuki Kajiura used to be a systems programmer. She's smarter and prettier than all of us.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:22

>>31
Anyone can make music. But you think anime music is special? Fuck make the entirety of /prog/ download FruityLoops and half of them will become omg kawaii music composers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:58

>>32
Did you miss the part where >>31 said she was a programmer? Also her music isn't typical jpop SHIET.

She's still prettier than everyone here and smarter than most.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:09

Look at the Anoncoreutils code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:21

>>33
No. Creative programmers have just as much ability with music as they do with coding. The two are extremely similar in every way. It's not impressive that some STINKY UNIX SYSADMIN can compose.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:42

Founder of movin shadows Rob Playford, who also produced music as 2 bad mice and other aliases, was a programmer before making it in music

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 21:04

Lots of ``electronica'' performers can code. Some of them have written their own music synthesis programs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 21:24

>>29
*holds up spork()*

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 22:04

>>32
Who the fuck cares about her music? She is/was a female programmer so that's why I brought her up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 22:29

i used to have a girlfriend who was a programmer.
she only programmed in java & bash though - and was almost 10 years older than me

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