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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:21

The Sussman served memory. He allocated his visitor's stack full, and then kept on allocating.

The professor watched the stack overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"

"Like this stack," The Sussman said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your stack?"

Name: d  f 2009-01-09 10:26

dtyytyyyyy     fdr    h itueb

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:27

A monk asked The Sussman, a Satori master: `Has a computer Buddha-nature or not?'

The Sussman answered: `Mu.'

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:29

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:31

>>3
Non-sense answer for undefined problems
 doesn't explain that its an invalid question.
Its like calling people "faggot" recursively as in:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1231488074/28

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:33

>>5
When Eshun, the Zen nun, was past sixty and about to leave this world, she asked some monks to pile up wood in the yard.

Seating herself firmly in the center of the funeral pyre, she had it set fire around the edges.

``O nun!" shouted FrozenVoid, ``is it hot in there?"

``Such a matter would concern only a stupid person like yourself," answered Eshun.

The flames arose, and she passed away.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:35

>>6
Would this be more stupid to suicide or question the person suiciding?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:40

>>7
FrozenVoid asked Xarn when he was weighing some flax: ``What is SICP?"

Xarn said: ``This flax weighs three pounds."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:48

>>8
If you hint that my reply is irrelevant consider:
An old women >>6 plans to suicide, using painful method of self-immolation when she could live for quite a bit and die painlessly. Then a person comes to her a questions her determination to suicide, but shes too stubborn to consider her
 ritual might be wrong, because the entire culture is internalized in her. Just like /prog/ culture conforms people and molds them into "Anonymous" drones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:08

>>9
Incorrect!

The answer is: TEN TONS OF FLAX

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:12

A monk asked Christopher: ``What is /prog/?" Christopher answered him: ``Dried dung."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:16

A dog asked Leah Culver: ``Have you read your SICP today?''
She replied: ``Rah ri read ry RICP roday?''

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:16

This thread is full of amateur "Zen masters" if you think "emptying your stack" or "mind" and allowing "Zen" in leads to something productive. Its results in mindless "Zen" masters  blabbering about abstract "truths" no closer to reality then their dreams. Reality is much more complex then Zen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:20

>>13
Anonymous, a Satori master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little /prog/ at the foot of a mountain. One evening an asspie visited /prog/ only to discover there was nothing to disrupt.

Anonymous returned and caught him. ``You have come a long way to visit me," he told the asspie, ``and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."

FrozenVoid was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.

Anonymous sat naked, watching the moon. ``Poor fellow," he mused, ``I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:20

>>13
Write us a good koan and we will listen to your opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:22

>>15
I don't support your culture or its elements. By writing a koan i would make myself a member of your "Zen masta(sic)" club.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:27

>>16
It seems FrozenVoid is now part of our Zen club!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:28

>>16
That's a pretty good koan, I will listen to what you have to say, Zen Master.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:39

>>17,18
Its not a koan for me but an obvious truth, which i cannot convey to you without extensive explanations(the form of which you perceive as "koan" because you find it unusual and too complex to understand).
If you read my posts as good as i read yours you would have no problem with understanding. The meaning is there you just can't read the message the way it would show you the meaning. That leads to arguing until you you realize you position may have flaws worth arguing about and you get angry when i point out the flaws.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:43

>>19
The path to Satori is not-Satori!
And then Anonymous was enlightened.

FrozenVoid, has a /prog/ Buddha-nature?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:44

>>19
If you read our posts as good as we read yours you would have no problem with understanding. The meaning is there you just can't read the message the way it would show you the meaning. That leads to arguing until you you realize you position may have flaws worth arguing about and you get angry when we point out the flaws.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:44

A monk saw a duck in the infinitely long river of Daizui's monastery and asked the teacher, ``All beings cover their bones with flesh and skin. Why is this being Touring complete?'' Master Daizui took a shit on the duck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:48

>>20
The Satori is one(of many) pathes to understanding
Specifically a sudden burst of linking knowledge establishing itself within your mind(its also the Eureka moment if you don't limit yourself to Eastern Enlightenment concepts)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:48

>>19
Yet notkoan is a koan! Only notnotkoan is not a koan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 11:59

>>24
You recursively define what is obviously a reification of knowledge. Knowledge is much wider concept then your koan is. Koan is like defining something by the way it interacts with your mind, not its content.
The Zen masters think they can "enlighten" people by making common pattern breaking stories, which are simple stories, not koans. The meaning you assign to them is the "Koan", and when you confronted with the "Koan" which defies its "Koanity" you get confused but refuse to admit you reify the knowledge into "koans" when koans do not exist.  
see this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reification_%28fallacy%29

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:01

>>25
FaggotVoid has not yet achieved Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:03

>>25
Now that I'm practically forced to read your drivel as I can't conveniently filter you out any more, at least learn the fucking difference between `than' and `then'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:05

>>26
I'm not interested in your Satori. I have my own methods for improving my mind maps.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:10

>>27
The difference is internalized inside yourself. You definitions of right and wrong are not universal. I can't "corrupt" your language.
In reality, your meaning of then or than can interpreted subjectively. Look at the meaning not the message.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:16

☣ Please try to ignore troll posts!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:22

>>30
Ergo your wrong bitch!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:22

>>30
Even when the "troll" is right?

Name: derp 2009-01-09 12:23

>>31
I mean >>29 has a wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:38

>>33
What about >>30's wrong bitch?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 12:42

>>34
My right bitch bitch slapped his wrong bitch, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 13:06

>>25
FrozenVoid asked The Sussman: ``Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?"

The Sussman observed: ``I always remember spring-time in southern China. The birds sing among innumerable kinds of fragrant flowers."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 13:19

>>36
Then The Sussman shoved a cudder down FrozenVoid's throat, and said READ SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 13:23

>>37
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 13:29

FaggotVoid argued. The silence muttered itself.
Buddha-nature though to itself "Get Back to /g/"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 17:54

>>1
FOUCKING LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:10

>>40
/b/ is that way -->

a /prog/ was chasm; anonymous remarked "This /prog/ is empty." The Sußman said "But your eyes are open."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:33

Dudes, I don't think FrozenVoid is a troll.  I think he's trancended the normal realm of knowledge, and become a Satori master in the process.  Unfortunately we cannot understand his enlightened way of thinking, so we pick at him for seeming to be wrong.

Reading over some of his posts with this in mind I have attained great knowledge.  I'm on my way to Nirvana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:41

Dudes, I think >>42 is a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:29

>>39
Buddha-nature though to itself "Get Back to /g/"
though to itself
though
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:41

There's nothing soft about me.
Nothing yellow. I don't quit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:53

>>45
Is your pee orange too? I think I might be sick or something :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:54


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 20:17

One day, FrozenVoid sat upon a lone rock nestled in a grove of trees, deep in meditation. Suddenly enlightenment flashed before his mind, and at that moment his only wish was to let the world know of his new sense of being.  As his earthly perceptions started to fade, and ethreal light began beaming from his body, FrozenVoid got up and yelled:

Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right?
http://faggots.dicks.butts/
Read my BLOG.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 1:53

>>19
the word you seek is ``WELL''mother fucker

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:43

>>49
If you like to define my posts as koans and not "trolling
" you're welcome. It would be easier for you to understand what i mean in the posts.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-10 12:17

>>48
This is much less funny then the thread which convinces me i'm been trolled recursively. There is nothing quoted in >>48 that i ever posted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 14:18

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 15:08

>>52
anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:38

Google for anything I   want to be   combined as Name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:42

/prog/KOREAns?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:45

( ゚ ヮ゚) KOREA!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:49

( ゚ ヮ゚) is it my imagination, or is that faggot necroing threads again?
also,
KOREAbump

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:53

KOREA

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:59

KOREA ヽ(。_°)ノ
whut?
fuck this, i'll be back when the one who shall not be named is finished throwing his hissy fit

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:37

P- SaveLastError openZipError txt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:23


The mistake of telling   if a scanlation   is crap 1?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:24

>>1
My skill at computer programming rose by 10 points when I read OP's post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 4:22

>>53
>>52
now you enlightened me .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 4:25

>>63
Please optimize your quoting!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:29

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:24

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 19:01

The Sussman answered: `Lambda.'

Name: Lambda Arthur Calculus 2013-03-18 19:09

>>69
WAT DO U WANT, SUSSMAN?

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