>>7 FrozenVoid asked Xarn when he was weighing some flax: ``What is SICP?"
Xarn said: ``This flax weighs three pounds."
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Anonymous2009-01-09 10:48
>>8
If you hint that my reply is irrelevant consider:
An old women >>6 plans to suicide, using painful method of self-immolation when she could live for quite a bit and die painlessly. Then a person comes to her a questions her determination to suicide, but shes too stubborn to consider her
ritual might be wrong, because the entire culture is internalized in her. Just like /prog/ culture conforms people and molds them into "Anonymous" drones.
A monk asked Christopher: ``What is /prog/?" Christopher answered him: ``Dried dung."
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:16
A dog asked Leah Culver: ``Have you read your SICP today?''
She replied: ``Rah ri read ry RICP roday?''
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:16
This thread is full of amateur "Zen masters" if you think "emptying your stack" or "mind" and allowing "Zen" in leads to something productive. Its results in mindless "Zen" masters blabbering about abstract "truths" no closer to reality then their dreams. Reality is much more complex then Zen.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:20
>>13 Anonymous, a Satori master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little /prog/ at the foot of a mountain. One evening an asspie visited /prog/ only to discover there was nothing to disrupt.
Anonymous returned and caught him. ``You have come a long way to visit me," he told the asspie, ``and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
FrozenVoid was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Anonymous sat naked, watching the moon. ``Poor fellow," he mused, ``I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:20
>>13
Write us a good koan and we will listen to your opinion.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:22
>>15
I don't support your culture or its elements. By writing a koan i would make myself a member of your "Zen masta(sic)" club.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:27
>>16
It seems FrozenVoid is now part of our Zen club!
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:28
>>16
That's a pretty good koan, I will listen to what you have to say, Zen Master.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:39
>>17,18
Its not a koan for me but an obvious truth, which i cannot convey to you without extensive explanations(the form of which you perceive as "koan" because you find it unusual and too complex to understand).
If you read my posts as good as i read yours you would have no problem with understanding. The meaning is there you just can't read the message the way it would show you the meaning. That leads to arguing until you you realize you position may have flaws worth arguing about and you get angry when i point out the flaws.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:43
>>19
The path to Satori is not-Satori!
And then Anonymous was enlightened.
>>19
If you read our posts as good as we read yours you would have no problem with understanding. The meaning is there you just can't read the message the way it would show you the meaning. That leads to arguing until you you realize you position may have flaws worth arguing about and you get angry when we point out the flaws.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:44
A monk saw a duck in the infinitely long river of Daizui's monastery and asked the teacher, ``All beings cover their bones with flesh and skin. Why is this being Touring complete?'' Master Daizui took a shit on the duck.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:48
>>20
The Satori is one(of many) pathes to understanding
Specifically a sudden burst of linking knowledge establishing itself within your mind(its also the Eureka moment if you don't limit yourself to Eastern Enlightenment concepts)
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:48
>>19
Yet notkoan is a koan! Only notnotkoan is not a koan.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 11:59
>>24
You recursively define what is obviously a reification of knowledge. Knowledge is much wider concept then your koan is. Koan is like defining something by the way it interacts with your mind, not its content.
The Zen masters think they can "enlighten" people by making common pattern breaking stories, which are simple stories, not koans. The meaning you assign to them is the "Koan", and when you confronted with the "Koan" which defies its "Koanity" you get confused but refuse to admit you reify the knowledge into "koans" when koans do not exist.
see this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reification_%28fallacy%29
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Now that I'm practically forced to read your drivel as I can't conveniently filter you out any more, at least learn the fucking difference between `than' and `then'.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 12:05
>>26
I'm not interested in your Satori. I have my own methods for improving my mind maps.
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Anonymous2009-01-09 12:10
>>27
The difference is internalized inside yourself. You definitions of right and wrong are not universal. I can't "corrupt" your language.
In reality, your meaning of then or than can interpreted subjectively. Look at the meaning not the message.
a /prog/ was chasm; anonymous remarked "This /prog/ is empty." The Sußman said "But your eyes are open."
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Anonymous2009-01-09 18:33
Dudes, I don't think FrozenVoid is a troll. I think he's trancended the normal realm of knowledge, and become a Satori master in the process. Unfortunately we cannot understand his enlightened way of thinking, so we pick at him for seeming to be wrong.
Reading over some of his posts with this in mind I have attained great knowledge. I'm on my way to Nirvana.
One day, FrozenVoid sat upon a lone rock nestled in a grove of trees, deep in meditation. Suddenly enlightenment flashed before his mind, and at that moment his only wish was to let the world know of his new sense of being. As his earthly perceptions started to fade, and ethreal light began beaming from his body, FrozenVoid got up and yelled:
Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right? http://faggots.dicks.butts/
Read my BLOG.