/prog/ koans

The Sussman served memory. He allocated his visitor's stack full, and then kept on allocating.

The professor watched the stack overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"

"Like this stack," The Sussman said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your stack?"

One day, FrozenVoid sat upon a lone rock nestled in a grove of trees, deep in meditation. Suddenly enlightenment flashed before his mind, and at that moment his only wish was to let the world know of his new sense of being.  As his earthly perceptions started to fade, and ethreal light began beaming from his body, FrozenVoid got up and yelled:

Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right?
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Read my BLOG.