/prog/ - /prog/ koans

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 10:21

The Sussman served memory. He allocated his visitor's stack full, and then kept on allocating.

The professor watched the stack overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"

"Like this stack," The Sussman said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your stack?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:10

>>40
/b/ is that way -->

a /prog/ was chasm; anonymous remarked "This /prog/ is empty." The Sußman said "But your eyes are open."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:33

Dudes, I don't think FrozenVoid is a troll. I think he's trancended the normal realm of knowledge, and become a Satori master in the process. Unfortunately we cannot understand his enlightened way of thinking, so we pick at him for seeming to be wrong.

Reading over some of his posts with this in mind I have attained great knowledge. I'm on my way to Nirvana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 18:41

Dudes, I think >>42 is a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:29

>>39
Buddha-nature though to itself "Get Back to /g/"
though to itself
though
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:41

There's nothing soft about me.
Nothing yellow. I don't quit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:53

>>45
Is your pee orange too? I think I might be sick or something :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:54



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                  HY GUYS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 20:17

One day, FrozenVoid sat upon a lone rock nestled in a grove of trees, deep in meditation. Suddenly enlightenment flashed before his mind, and at that moment his only wish was to let the world know of his new sense of being. As his earthly perceptions started to fade, and ethreal light began beaming from his body, FrozenVoid got up and yelled:

Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right?
http://faggots.dicks.butts/
Read my BLOG.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 1:53

>>19
the word you seek is ``WELL''mother fucker

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:43

>>49
If you like to define my posts as koans and not "trolling
" you're welcome. It would be easier for you to understand what i mean in the posts.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-10 12:17

>>48
This is much less funny then the thread which convinces me i'm been trolled recursively. There is nothing quoted in >>48 that i ever posted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 14:18

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 15:08

>>52
anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:38

Google for anything I want to be combined as Name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:42

/prog/KOREAns?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:45

( ﾟヮﾟ) KOREA!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:49

( ﾟヮﾟ) is it my imagination, or is that faggot necroing threads again?
also,
KOREAbump

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:53

^{^_{_KOREA}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:59

KOREA ヽ(。_°)ノ
whut?
fuck this, i'll be back when the one who shall not be named is finished throwing his hissy fit

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:37

P- SaveLastError openZipError txt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:23

The mistake of telling if a scanlation is crap 1?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:24

>>1
My skill at computer programming rose by 10 points when I read OP's post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 4:22

>>53
>>52
now you enlightened me .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 4:25

>>63
Please optimize your quoting!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:29

<-- check em dubz

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 19:01

The Sussman answered: `Lambda.'

Name: Lambda Arthur Calculus 2013-03-18 19:09

>>69
WAT DO U WANT, SUSSMAN?

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