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List of Kitsch Programming Languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 22:36

See and Sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 23:09

Pronounced ``key-chee''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 9:20

Pronounced `ecchi'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 10:58

Pronounced `Xarn' (faggot).

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:01

Kandar See.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:47

Haskell
Hipster irony has invaded the IT world. Haskell is an ironic joke programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:51

>>6
What do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 13:38

>>7
You're being ironically stupid

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:08

See/Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:12

LUA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

I hope >>6 doesn't think /prog/ is indicitive of the IT world. Because it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:36

Assuming >>12 is >>6
Haskell isn't a joke language. Nor is it the inane, contrived, carpet-bagging, [i][o][u]ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS[/i][/o][/u] cattleshit that clogs the professional IT world. It's real shame that Haskell is not appreciated for what it truly is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:39

Haskell is a fucking joke language, "lazy evaluation" LOL more like "stack overflow evaluation".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:46

lazy evaluation --> call by need evaluation

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:04

>>14
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:05

>>13
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:06

>>16
>>17
FUCK I RAGED.
10/10.
This is the best troll ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 17:10

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 17:55

Haskell: The Ironic Hipster Programming Language

and Pascal, Algol clone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:37

>>11

i lol'd at this, but only because 6 obviously does.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:38

Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 14:16

vb, VB.NET, c#, Visual C++ (MSVC), ASP.NET, J#, and powershell.
In before "I am a loser quit defending how I sell out and submit to 'th`Man'."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 16:37

((scheme))

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:26

>>20
What does Haskell have to do with ironic hipsters?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:29

And what does Haskell have to do with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:51

>>25
ive been wondering this myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:43

>>20 Corelation does not equal causation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:45

>>28
I think you mean "Correlation != Causation."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:46

>>13
>> cattleshit

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:52

>>29
Your being pedantic

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 22:49

>>31

Your

In before, "lol, trolled" response, to cover for the fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 23:41

>>32
Failed metatroll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 4:36

Typical /b/ response.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 5:40

>>34
Nono, a ``Typical /b/ response'' would be:
Failed metatrollfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 15:45

>>1-35

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 21:09

>>36

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 0:03

>>38
0/0

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 0:03

>>38
0/0

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 2:17

Rating a troll means you agree that his posts are valuable enough to waste time rating them.In principle you agree that trolling is form of expression ,otherwise you wouldn't grade these posts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 2:22

>>40
Yes, I actually came up with this theory. People who rate trolls have actually been trolled themselves, far more so then if they had just ignored the post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 2:28

>>41
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 3:34

Isn't trolling on an Anonymous forum kind of ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 4:06

Kind of what? Speak up, son.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 5:17

Yeah, speak up, son.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 11:02

I'm not your son, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 11:56

I'm not your bro, mate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 12:49

You are however my tired, overused and not very funny joke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 12:51

>>48
You seem stressed. Here, have some eggnog, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 13:16

I'm not your eggnog, >>49.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 13:23

I'm not >>49, Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 23:25

I have a truly marvellous example of 99 Bottles of Beer implemented in the kitsch programming language Malbolge, which this textarea is unfortunately too small to contain.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 23:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:22

>>53
[code]"bottles" < main
{
    main ->
        stef(;)
        staðvær i,b
        stofn
            fyrir( i := 100; i > 1; i := i-1) lykkja
                bottles(;i-1),
                skrifastreng(;" on the wall, "),
                bottles(;i-1),
                skrifastreng(;",\ntake one down, pass it around, \n"),
                bottles(;i-2),
                skrifastreng(;" on the wall.\n"),
            lykkjulok,
        stofnlok
}
*
{
    bottles ->
        stef(;n)
        stofn
            val n úr
            kostur 0 þá
                skrifastreng(;"no more bottles"),
            kostur 1 þá
                skrifastreng(;"1 bottle of beer"),
            annars
                skrifa(;n),
                skrifastreng(;" bottles of beer"),
            vallok
        stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;[.code]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:23

>>54
That's it. I'm leaving /porg.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:40

/porg is pork disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 2:18

3/2

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:13

Lain.

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