/prog/ - List of Kitsch Programming Languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 22:36

See and Sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 23:09

Pronounced ``key-chee''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 9:20

Pronounced `ecchi'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 10:58

Pronounced `Xarn' (faggot).

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:01

Kandar See.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:47

Haskell
Hipster irony has invaded the IT world. Haskell is an ironic joke programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:51

>>6
What do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 13:38

>>7
You're being ironically stupid

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:08

See/Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:12

LUA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

I hope >>6 doesn't think /prog/ is indicitive of the IT world. Because it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

>>7



http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ahaskell

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Airony

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ainvade

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ajoke

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aprogramming+language

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:36

Assuming >>12 is >>6
Haskell isn't a joke language. Nor is it the inane, contrived, carpet-bagging, [i][o][u]ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS[/i][/o][/u] cattleshit that clogs the professional IT world. It's real shame that Haskell is not appreciated for what it truly is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:39

Haskell is a fucking joke language, "lazy evaluation" LOL more like "stack overflow evaluation".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:46

lazy evaluation --> call by need evaluation

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:04

>>14
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:05

>>13
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:06

>>16
>>17
FUCK I RAGED.
10/10.
This is the best troll ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 17:10

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 17:55

Haskell: The Ironic Hipster Programming Language

and Pascal, Algol clone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:37

>>11

i lol'd at this, but only because 6 obviously does.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:38

Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 14:16

vb, VB.NET, c#, Visual C++ (MSVC), ASP.NET, J#, and powershell.
In before "I am a loser quit defending how I sell out and submit to 'th`Man'."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 16:37

((scheme))

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:26

>>20
What does Haskell have to do with ironic hipsters?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:29

And what does Haskell have to do with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:51

>>25
ive been wondering this myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:43

>>20 Corelation does not equal causation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:45

>>28
I think you mean "Correlation != Causation."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:46

>>13
>> cattleshit

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:52

>>29
Your being pedantic

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 22:49

>>31

Your

In before, "lol, trolled" response, to cover for the fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 23:41

>>32
Failed metatroll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 4:36

Typical /b/ response.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 5:40

>>34
Nono, a ``Typical /b/ response'' would be:
Failed metatrollfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 15:45

>>1-35

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 21:09

>>36

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 0:03

>>38
0/0

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 0:03

>>38
0/0

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 2:17

Rating a troll means you agree that his posts are valuable enough to waste time rating them.In principle you agree that trolling is form of expression ,otherwise you wouldn't grade these posts.

List of Kitsch Programming Languages

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19 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 17:10

20 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 17:55

21 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:37

22 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:38

23 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 14:16

24 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 16:37

25 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:26

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