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List of Kitsch Programming Languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 22:36

See and Sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 23:09

Pronounced ``key-chee''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 9:20

Pronounced `ecchi'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 10:58

Pronounced `Xarn' (faggot).

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:01

Kandar See.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 11:47

Haskell
Hipster irony has invaded the IT world. Haskell is an ironic joke programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:51

>>6
What do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 13:38

>>7
You're being ironically stupid

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:08

See/Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:12

LUA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

I hope >>6 doesn't think /prog/ is indicitive of the IT world. Because it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:17

>>7

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ahaskell
http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Airony
http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ainvade
http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ajoke
http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aprogramming+language

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:36

Assuming >>12 is >>6
Haskell isn't a joke language. Nor is it the inane, contrived, carpet-bagging, [i][o][u]ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS[/i][/o][/u] cattleshit that clogs the professional IT world. It's real shame that Haskell is not appreciated for what it truly is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:39

Haskell is a fucking joke language, "lazy evaluation" LOL more like "stack overflow evaluation".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 14:46

lazy evaluation --> call by need evaluation

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:04

>>14
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:05

>>13
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 15:06

>>16
>>17
FUCK I RAGED.
10/10.
This is the best troll ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 17:10

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 17:55

Haskell: The Ironic Hipster Programming Language

and Pascal, Algol clone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:37

>>11

i lol'd at this, but only because 6 obviously does.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:38

Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 14:16

vb, VB.NET, c#, Visual C++ (MSVC), ASP.NET, J#, and powershell.
In before "I am a loser quit defending how I sell out and submit to 'th`Man'."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 16:37

((scheme))

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:26

>>20
What does Haskell have to do with ironic hipsters?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:29

And what does Haskell have to do with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:51

>>25
ive been wondering this myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:43

>>20 Corelation does not equal causation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:45

>>28
I think you mean "Correlation != Causation."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:46

>>13
>> cattleshit

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:52

>>29
Your being pedantic

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 22:49

>>31

Your

In before, "lol, trolled" response, to cover for the fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 23:41

>>32
Failed metatroll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 4:36

Typical /b/ response.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 5:40

>>34
Nono, a ``Typical /b/ response'' would be:
Failed metatrollfag.
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