List of Kitsch Programming Languages

See and Sepples

>>40
Yes, I actually came up with this theory. People who rate trolls have actually been trolled themselves, far more so then if they had just ignored the post.

>>41
0/10

Isn't trolling on an Anonymous forum kind of ...

Kind of what? Speak up, son.

Yeah, speak up, son.

I'm not your son, bro.

I'm not your bro, mate.

You are however my tired, overused and not very funny joke.

>>48
You seem stressed. Here, have some eggnog, friend.

I'm not your eggnog, >>49.

I'm not >>49, Anonymous.

I have a truly marvellous example of 99 Bottles of Beer implemented in the kitsch programming language Malbolge, which this textarea is unfortunately too small to contain.

>>52
http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-995.html

>>53
[code]"bottles" < main
{
    main ->
        stef(;)
        staðvær i,b
        stofn
            fyrir( i := 100; i > 1; i := i-1) lykkja
                bottles(;i-1),
                skrifastreng(;" on the wall, "),
                bottles(;i-1),
                skrifastreng(;",\ntake one down, pass it around, \n"),
                bottles(;i-2),
                skrifastreng(;" on the wall.\n"),
            lykkjulok,
        stofnlok
}
*
{
    bottles ->
        stef(;n)
        stofn
            val n úr
            kostur 0 þá
                skrifastreng(;"no more bottles"),
            kostur 1 þá
                skrifastreng(;"1 bottle of beer"),
            annars
                skrifa(;n),
                skrifastreng(;" bottles of beer"),
            vallok
        stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;[.code]

>>54
That's it. I'm leaving /porg.

/porg is pork disgusting

3/2

Lain.