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If programmers were characters

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:00

ITT: We associate programmers with movie/video game characters and explain why.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:07

Brolly, because his power is maximum.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:08

Almost forgot, RMS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:20

Programmers are like Miley Cyrus, because our boring white middle class suburban home life lies in stark contrast to our superstar hacking activities which draw the awe of legions of admirers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:42

GNU would not play UNIX.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:51

I'm not getting any motivation here.

Besides most programmers have absolutley no charisma to base this on whatsoever.
This is an impossible task.

But based on acheivements?
BillyG - M. Bison/Vega
Steve Jobs - Johnny Cage
Linus - Final Boss - Apocalypse (COTA)
Mitnick - Noob Saibot
Anonymous - R.Signal (Streets Of Rage 2)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 18:53

I read that as "If programming languages were characters" and I will post accordingly.

Assembly = Solid Snake because he's gruff and manly

But only MGS1 Snake.  After that game he turns into a failure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 20:17

>>7
Continuing,

C++ = Master Chief because noobs love him even though he's a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 20:20

What the fuck is this, a women's magazine? GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 20:35

>>7-8
Solid Snake and Mister Chef are gay for each other.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 20:50


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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:01

I think Mister Chef is a pretty cool guy, eh kooks vegetables and doesn't afraid of anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:04

Steve Ballmer would be Francis Begbie, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:06

Hey >>9, I'm a girl /prog/rammer.

No I'm not fat.
No I won't read SICP to you.
No I'm not ugly.
No I don't go out with guy /prog/rammers, because they're usually socially retarded and pig disgusting.
Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a weeaboo, so what?
No I won't ride your /prog/ snake, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy /prog/ramming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:17

>>14 doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:22

>>14 would be any female character who's not in the kitchen and should go back there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:24

>>14
How long has it been now since your operation?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:26

ITT, "grrls"

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:29

>>14
Men are good in science.
Women are good in cooking.
Proven.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:31

>>14
On the verge of riding the red tide there, aren't ya?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:37

>>15-20 HBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:44

>>19
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 21:45

>>21
Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 22:13

>>14-20
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 0:03

>>14
Dump your weeaboo fag boyfriend and show us your tits.

PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 0:47

>>25
I beg you pardon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 6:50

>>19
Men are also better at cooking, dipshit.  Who do you think is running the finest eating establishments out there?  Women?!  HAHAHAH, yeah right!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:23

>>27
lrn2manipulation

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:29


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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:29


　    S U C K S

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:30


　    J A V A

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:30


　    R O C K S

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:22


　    L I S P

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:56

Ｉ ＦＥＥＬ ＫＩＮＤ ＯＦ ＢＡＤ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＬＩＳＰ ：（


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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:01

>>33
EXPERT EPILEPSY

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:10

>>14
HTML is a MARKUP LANGUAGE, not Programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:16

>>36
lrn2humor

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:49

C O C K S
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:56


　    hax my anus

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:58

>>36
Uhh, HTML is Touring-complete. So I think it IS a programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:59

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 20:20

>>40
Epic phayl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 14:35

>>40
no, not really.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 14:48

>>42
Phayl sound like a name of an element or mineral.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 19:27

>>44
Weakest metal known to man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 20:47

>>44
Chlorophayl

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 23:12

I did establish myself but then, a week later, my establishment was lost. The disestablishment occurred on a cold morning. I did look out of my window to see the disestablishmentarian walk solidly across the snow towards my house. And I say to you that I do not stand for disestablishmentarianism! Since that day I have been a strong supporter of antidisestablishmentarianism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 23:14

>>47
y do u use big wrds u were evicted frm ur flat shut up james

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:23

>>48
That's James to you, young man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:28

'a'

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:47

>>50
Hey, I was waiting fifty post for this joke!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:53

>>51,50
And then he botched it. Any self-respecting programmer would of course be a '@'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:59

I'd be a '('

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 12:09

I'd be a 'λ'

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 12:18

>>54
You need UNICODE for that, Paul.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 9:03

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Aperture_card.JPG

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 6:41

Notice how this thread spiraled into idiocy as soon as a woman posted into it?
Coincidence? I think not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 8:58

>>57
That's where you've been had. >>14 wasn't really a woman.

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