If programmers were characters

ITT: We associate programmers with movie/video game characters and explain why.

I read that as "If programming languages were characters" and I will post accordingly.

Assembly = Solid Snake because he's gruff and manly

But only MGS1 Snake.  After that game he turns into a failure.

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Continuing,

C++ = Master Chief because noobs love him even though he's a faggot.