ITT: We associate programmers with movie/video game characters and explain why.
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:07
Brolly, because his power is maximum.
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:08
Almost forgot, RMS.
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:20
Programmers are like Miley Cyrus, because our boring white middle class suburban home life lies in stark contrast to our superstar hacking activities which draw the awe of legions of admirers.
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:42
GNU would not play UNIX.
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:51
I'm not getting any motivation here.
Besides most programmers have absolutley no charisma to base this on whatsoever.
This is an impossible task.
But based on acheivements?
BillyG - M. Bison/Vega
Steve Jobs - Johnny Cage
Linus - Final Boss - Apocalypse (COTA)
Mitnick - Noob Saibot
Anonymous - R.Signal (Streets Of Rage 2)
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Anonymous2008-06-17 18:53
I read that as "If programming languages were characters" and I will post accordingly.
Assembly = Solid Snake because he's gruff and manly
But only MGS1 Snake. After that game he turns into a failure.
No I'm not fat.
No I won't read SICP to you.
No I'm not ugly.
No I don't go out with guy /prog/rammers, because they're usually socially retarded and pig disgusting.
Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a weeaboo, so what?
No I won't ride your /prog/ snake, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy /prog/ramming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.