If programmers were characters

ITT: We associate programmers with movie/video game characters and explain why.

Hey >>9, I'm a girl /prog/rammer.

No I'm not fat.
No I won't read SICP to you.
No I'm not ugly.
No I don't go out with guy /prog/rammers, because they're usually socially retarded and pig disgusting.
Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a weeaboo, so what?
No I won't ride your /prog/ snake, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy /prog/ramming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

>>14 doesn't exist.

>>14 would be any female character who's not in the kitchen and should go back there.

>>14
How long has it been now since your operation?

ITT, "grrls"

>>14
Men are good in science.
Women are good in cooking.
Proven.

>>14
On the verge of riding the red tide there, aren't ya?