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self learning programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:36

Yes I'm a major newfag, but I was wondering what is the easiest and most efficient way to self-teach myself C++?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:36

kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:38

ok but first I wanna learn C++ by myself

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:42

SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:09

sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:10

Sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:10

sIcp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:10

siCp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:10

sicP

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:11

sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:15

>>1
Have you read your Sam's Teach yourself C++ in 21 Days today?

Name: Balder Han Solo !SICPxP9vdo 2008-02-14 22:20

ONE WORD:
READ MY TRIP

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 0:51

>>1
You will need:
1 unsharpened pencil, #2 (HB is fine).
1 pencil sharpener for said pencil.
1 nostril (yours).

Sharpen pencil as sharp as you can get it, but make sure not to diminish its length much. Place the sharpened end in your nostril and deliver one sharp blow to the other end with your palm. If you can still think, hit it again. Repeat as necessary.

Congratulations: you are now eligable to be a C++ programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 4:55

Sepples?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 6:16

>>13
Wow, it's like that Korn video, Right Now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 9:00

>>1
get Bjarne Stroustrup, The C++ Programming Language

Name: Anon !SiCPjNayqQ 2008-02-15 9:05

>>12
lol wut

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 9:25

Why is it that everyone seems to want to learn specifically C++?

This is like saying ``Yes I'm a major virgin, but I was wondering what is the easiest and most efficient way to get gangraped?''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 10:03

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY TERMINAL CURSOR BLINKING, HUH?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 11:02

>>19
You're using a shitty terminal?

try $ xterm -bc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 11:10

>>20
Xresources or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 11:42

>>21
Fine.

XTerm*cursorBlink: on

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 11:46

"The Annotated C++ Reference Manual" by Bjarne Stroustrup is designed to be an easy read and very accessible to those wanting to learn the language.

I suggest you buy it immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 13:48

>>16
Years ago, some fucker in the bookstore told me the same thing, and I believed him. Took me years to realize that not only is Sepples terrible and convoluted, that book is the exact same way. I'd be mad at the guy, but I'm pretty sure he was serious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:03

WALK BEFORE YOU RUN

LEARN C BEFORE C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:03

WALK BEFORE YOU RUN

LEARN ASSEMBLY BEFORE C

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:04

WALK BEFORE YOU RUN

LEARN TO WALK BEFORE YOU RUN

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:11

Just read SICP, use LISP and write bloated, shitty programs. It's not like anybody will ever use them. Not even you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:28

>>28
Actually, that is what Scheme (Haskell) is for -- writing quick hacks for yourself, that will process so small data that optimisation is irrelevant. Programmer's time is more valuable than computer's time, a Haskelite might say.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:30

WALK BEFORE YOU TRIP OVER AND HURT YOURSELF

LEARN C BEFORE C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:30

>>29
Then why would you use Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:33

>>29
Woah. Your post is absolute, distilled, pure, 200-proof, 100% bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:33

>>31
I don't know, maybe for quick hacks for myself, that will process so small data that optimisation is irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:55

>>31,32
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 14:56

Haskell apps that are widely used, PASCAL-style:
BEGIN
 xmonad
END
.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 15:13

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 15:21

>>36
If Whitespace is the eight most popular Haskell program, it's not something to be proud of.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 15:21

>>36
Oh wow, three of them are toy languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 15:23

Also, lol @ 95 xmonad users.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 16:44

Following on from the Christmas favorite top 10 most popular OCaml programs, here is a list of the 10 most popular open source Haskell programs according to the Debian and Ubuntu package popularity contests:
according to the Debian and Ubuntu package popularity contests:
Debian and Ubuntu package popularity contests
Debian and Ubuntu
Ubuntu

          UBANTO

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 16:57

>>40
Oh damn you, my laughing woke up my dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:06

>>41
Oh damn you, my master woke me up with his laughing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:18

>>41
Oh damn you, my master bitch woke me up with his her laughing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:22

>>42
Is that Haskell speaking from beyond his grave?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:22

>>42
Shut up haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:28

>>42
Haskell nooooooooooo

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 19:09

>>32
I'm pretty sure you can't get higher than 197 or so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 8:55

>>47
I go over 9000

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 9:24

>>47
>>29 proves that you can.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:13

>>29
Programmer's time is more valuable than computer's time, a Haskelite might say.

It's funny how only people using ridiculously inefficient languages believe this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:14

A programmer's time is more valuable than a computer's, but not infinitely so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:18

>>34
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:28

>>51
but not infinitely so
what does that mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:34

>>53
[b]ABSTRACT BULLSHITE WARNING[/u]


That means that programmer's time has some ``load value'' -- much smaller than the one of computer's time. If programmer's time's ``load value'' were 0, it would always be wiser to write a quick program. In reality, you can sometimes write a program quickly, but it would be so slow that it would have been better if the programmer had took time to make it better -- the computer would execute it much more faster, more than compensating the time taken to write it.

Oh fuck I suck at explaining.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:35

>>54
oh damn, I am so sleepy that I even fail at BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 22:06

[U]VIPPER FAIL[I]S[/I] AT BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 22:06

VIPPER FAILS AT BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 22:07

VIPPER FAILS AT BBCODE

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