>>1
Have you read your Sam's Teach yourself C++ in 21 Days today?
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Balder Han Solo!SICPxP9vdo2008-02-14 22:20
ONE WORD: READ MY TRIP
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Anonymous2008-02-15 0:51
>>1
You will need:
1 unsharpened pencil, #2 (HB is fine).
1 pencil sharpener for said pencil.
1 nostril (yours).
Sharpen pencil as sharp as you can get it, but make sure not to diminish its length much. Place the sharpened end in your nostril and deliver one sharp blow to the other end with your palm. If you can still think, hit it again. Repeat as necessary.
Congratulations: you are now eligable to be a C++ programmer.
"The Annotated C++ Reference Manual" by Bjarne Stroustrup is designed to be an easy read and very accessible to those wanting to learn the language.
I suggest you buy it immediately.
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Anonymous2008-02-15 13:48
>>16
Years ago, some fucker in the bookstore told me the same thing, and I believed him. Took me years to realize that not only is Sepples terrible and convoluted, that book is the exact same way. I'd be mad at the guy, but I'm pretty sure he was serious.
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Anonymous2008-02-15 14:03
WALK BEFORE YOU RUN
LEARN C BEFORE C++
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Anonymous2008-02-15 14:03
WALK BEFORE YOU RUN
LEARN ASSEMBLY BEFORE C
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Anonymous2008-02-15 14:04
WALK BEFORE YOU RUN
LEARN TO WALK BEFORE YOU RUN
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Anonymous2008-02-15 14:11
Just read SICP, use LISP and write bloated, shitty programs. It's not like anybody will ever use them. Not even you.
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Anonymous2008-02-15 14:28
>>28
Actually, that is what Scheme (Haskell) is for -- writing quick hacks for yourself, that will process so small data that optimisation is irrelevant. Programmer's time is more valuable than computer's time, a Haskelite might say.
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