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The Sussman's take on /prog/'s SICP fan club

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 9:44

Your message was perhaps one of the strangest pieces of email I have ever received. Although it is flattering to have a ``fan club'', in fact, it is a very bad idea. Unlike most of human society, science and engineering are based on the idea that each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own. Each of us can do experiments, work out the reasoning, and determine the truth for ourselves. There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought. One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.

I am pleased to talk with people about matters of science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail. I hope to learn as much from your experiences as you may learn for me. But please get rid of the ``cult of personality'' way of thinking. It is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 9:44

learn for me

should be

learn from me

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 9:45

He's got a point. You guys are fucking crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:01

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:11

>>3
Only one person posts in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:12

>>1
Liar. The Sussman didn't use [spoiler]faggot[/quote] quotes.

Name: 6 2008-02-13 10:12

>>6
My faith is so shaken it's turned me into a bbcode failure. Halp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:17

>>6
Those were added for dramatic emphasis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:47

This... THIS IS A LIE, I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 12:42

>>8
emphasis mine

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 15:39

LOL, now you guys have finally done it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 15:48

[spoiler]/prog[/spoiler]

January 10th, 2003

February 13th, 2008

Good night, sweet cudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 15:55

/prog

January 10th, 2003

February 13th, 2008

Good night, sweet cudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 16:00

☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 16:54

LOVE IS OVER

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 17:18

Stalking the Süßmann for fun and profit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:03

and so, seeing his acolytes for the fools that they were, the wizard gathered his things and set off for another land

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:08

>>6
He did, but the OP used [aa] tags.

Oh wow. I don't know what to say.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:13

† /prog/

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:19

AA TAGS
FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:30

HA HA!

Now, can we talk about programming for a bit?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:31

January 10th 2003?

More like Christmas Eve 2004. See http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1103896076 (the first /prog/ post)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:54

>>21
Yes, we can. We just don't feel like it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:55

Sussman gave the final blow to /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:11

Great, /prog/ is now going to be like the rest of programming communities.

Disclaimer: What I mean is not that it was better because it was different. Well, I actually do, but more precisely, we have thousands of serious programming communities, yet only a handful of these laxer ones. I find relish in the fact that /prog/'s not reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:24

>>25
I'm posting a link to this thread on reddit

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:47

/prog/ is unscientific and ultimately destructive.
-- Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:53

So, OP, what did you actually send him? Don't tell me it was that story with the snake and "did you read your SICP today."

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:56

>>25
No it won't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 20:32

>>25
welcome to /prog/

I can see you haven't been here very LONG.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:04

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:01

Ouch, how embarassing. I bet the OP feels rather foolish at the moment :P

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:08

Anyway, it always hurts to see that real people are actually well adjusted and not at all crazy like us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:17

The Sussman is just playing mind games with us. I'm sure he will be posting in /prog/ in no time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 3:36

You know what they say:

/prog/'s not reddit, GUN's not UNIX
.

Also, how do I browse Thr Web with my EMACS?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 3:52

>>35
M-x w3m

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 4:03

>>31
when trolling goes too far

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 4:14

>>36
[no match]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 4:18

Okay guys -- I will not forgive this, EVEN IF IT'S THE SUSSMAN!  He has obviously been tainted by the harmful influence of the Anticudder.

We must rise up with our arms attached to our keyboards and liberate SICP!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 5:28

>>35
GUN
facepalm.exe

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 5:33

>>40
Learn to RPN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 5:49

>>38
Install the SUMO package.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 5:56

>>42
How.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 6:07

>>43
Google "xemacs sumo"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 7:15

>>1
This is a real freakin embarassment. I'm shamed to be associated with /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 7:43

>>45
Associated?
You are anonymous moron.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 7:47

>>46
Yeah, I'm ashamed to be associated with such a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 7:51

>>45
Same here

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 8:39

Did someone submit /prog/ to digg or something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 9:14

GUN, UNIX is Not

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 10:26

/prog/ NEEDS A WILLING GODDESS, NOT ONE WHO SPURNS OUR LOVE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:11

...tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/pstogif: Cannot open: No such file or directory
tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/tm-au: Cannot open: No such file or directory
tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/tmdecode: Cannot open: No such file or directory
tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/tm-file: Cannot open: No such file or directory
tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/tm-html: Cannot open: No such file or directory
tar: ./xemacs-packages/lib-src/tm-image: Cannot open: No such file or directory
...


What the heck, why my SUMO not work?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:21

I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing a lot of photoshops in my time, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 16:13

There is a hidden program inside of his message. It is recursive and prints out "READ SICP"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 16:34

>>53
Not a shoop, I'm more than willing to forward you the email.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 16:57

Not a shoop, I'm more than willing to forward you the PHOTOSHOPPED email.
Fixed. Also, I am a security expert, I know what I am talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:33

>>56
Apparently not, since you'd be able to examine the email headers.

Nigger expert, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:35

Unless it's PGP signed, it's forged.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:45

The email headers could easily have been forged. A PGP signature would throw away all doubt, however...

Does /prog/ want its glorious leader to renounce it?

However, OP is definitely an agent of the anticudder, and will surely die by the hand of the Knights of λ.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:52

What the fuck is this shit?

inb4 angered an expert programmer

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:01

>>60
Someone sent an email to Gerald Jay Sussman, professor of EE at MIT and coauthor of The Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.  He was understandably confused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:22

>>58
Forge an email to Gerry Sussman about 4chan?

Why don't you email him yourself and ask him?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:31

>There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans''
>One of my heros, Galileo

Wait, what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:55

>>63
There's a difference between having a figure of inspiration (a ``hero'', if you will) and blind sheep-like fanboyism, which is 99% of /prog/

Also, 40h get.

Name: lol !8mQB/2odm6 2008-02-16 22:24

>>63
Lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 23:55

>>64
I was under the impression that most of /prog/ took the whole ``read SICP'' thing as a big in-joke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 0:33

>>66
You're wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 0:35

>>66
HAHAHAHA

``READ SICP FAGGOT''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 0:47

>>66
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 4:51

The Books is a meme, but it is one for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 5:34

>>40
require('facepalm)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 5:51

>>71
(load facepalm.scm)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 7:49

>>63
The Sussman has been owned.

He's not a god anymore. And SICP sucks.

Quo vadis, /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 7:50

I had killed The Sussman, who was the head of a snake. Shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 8:01

>>64
``fan'' is after all short for ``fanatic''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 8:27

>>75
From the Latin ``vannus'', meaning ``winnowing basket''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 13:04

He didn't mention satori, cudder or λ, but he sounded really wise and modest, just like the Great Master should sound.
I am deeply impressed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 13:54

>>63
You have been trolled... by The Sussman, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 22:10

Your message was perhaps one of human society, science or engineering for ourselves. There is not worth the idea that each of science, the reasoning, and thinking on our own. Each of science and your colleagues may certainly send me mail. I am pleased to talk with people about matters of thinking. It is no room in fact, it is unscientific and thinking on the strangest pieces of us can do experiments, work out the strangest pieces of us can do experiments, work out the idea that each of science, the reasoning, and determine the strangest pieces of evaluating evidence and engineering for ourselves.

There is a very bad idea.

Unlike most of us can do experiments, work out the reasoning, and determine the truth for ourselves. There is no room in fact, it is no room in science or engineering, so you and thinking on the idea that each of the strangest pieces of us can do experiments, work out the truth for me. But please get rid of email I have ever received. Although it is not worth the truth for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought. One of a single individual. I hope to talk with people about matters of the ``cult of science or engineering for me. But please get rid of a very bad idea. Unlike most of science, the humble reasoning of science or engineering, so you and thinking on our own. Each of the ``cult of the truth for me. But please get rid of science, the idea that each of us can do experiments, work out the idea that each of a thousand is unscientific and determine the ``cult of science and your colleagues may learn for me. But please get rid of a single individual. I am pleased to learn for me. But please get rid of the humble reasoning of us is not worth the idea that each of my heros, Galileo, put it is capable of a thousand is capable of evaluating evidence and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 22:20

>>79
More disassociated-press, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 4:17

>>79
This is what EMACSers do instead of writing code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 20:24

It is said of The Sussman that once when he saw a weed trying to grow between two rocks, he moved one of the rocks. Later, when the weed was seen to be flourishing, he covered it with the remaining rock. "That was its fate," he explained.

― SICP, 3rd Edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 23:14

>>82
Sussman is an assole

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 23:55

>>83
Sussman is god. You are the asshole. Realizing this is the first step on the long and arduous path to Satori.

-- SICP, 2nd Edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 17:08

>>87
Sussman is god. You are the asshole. Realizing this is the first step on the long and arduous path to Satori.

-- SICP, 2nd Edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 17:15

>>84
I will predict the future in a future edition

-- SICP, -1st Edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 17:50

It is said of The Sussman that once when he saw a weed trying to grow between two rocks, he moved one of the rocks. Later, when the weed was seen to be flourishing, he celebrated.

― SICP, 3rd Edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 17:58

I don't know who this Susmann person is, but he should lay of the weed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 19:02

>>87
BLASPHEMY!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 1:53

>>88

And he descended and looked upon the Lay of the Weed, and said it was missing a [spoilers]YOU JUST LOST THE GAME[/spoilers]

SICP, ENTERPRISE EDITION

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 3:27

>>90
fail harder faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 7:22

>>90
S2EE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 14:21

>>90
I think I just won the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 18:00

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 18:01

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-06 0:31

>>95
in during fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 5:57

ㅠ_ㅠ

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 8:12

>>96
tautology

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 10:05

>>98
enduring fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 10:18



    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

         I LOVE YOU SUSSSMANNNN

    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

       A LOT MERRY XMAX xxx xxxxoxoxox

    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 12:12

101 GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 12:48

>>101
☆(´∀`)★CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 101GET★(,,゚Д゚)☆

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 13:31

Sussman pwned /prog/ hard.

Feel bad for yourselves

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 18:33

>>103
I did, almost a year ago.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 19:07

>>104
THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 22:04

>>40
>./facepalm

FIX'D

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 22:17

s /prog/ would tell you, READ SICP, ACHIEVE SATORI.

i lol'd  im from  /sci/  hai /prog/     still doing inferior math?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 22:46

We don't need the SUSSMAN. We have FJÖLNIR, the programming language for REAL MEN.

*
"GRUNNUR"
;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 22:53

Fjölnir (programming language)                   
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fjölnir (also Fjolnir or Fjoelnir) is a programming language developed by professor Snorri Agnarsson of computer science at Háskóli Íslands that was mostly used in the 1980s. The source files most often have the extension fjo.

Hello world example

;; Hello world in Fjölnir

"hello" < main
{
   main ->
   stef(;)
   stofn
       skrifastreng(;"Hello, world!"),
   stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;


all of a sudden, the "GRUNNER" meme is now hilarious

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 23:11

>>109
You're right. I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 1:08

>>10
You're

Name: "GRUNNUR" 2008-12-16 4:10

>>111
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 5:44

>>109
lol whut?

Name: GRUNNUR 2008-12-16 6:23

>>113
"GRUNNUR"

Name: "HEFJA" 2008-12-16 6:48

"HEFJA"

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 10:58

>>109
apparently that language isn't much used, but i did find some interesting stuff by doing a google search for filetype:fjo...
http://dragon.bio.purdue.edu/genPortrait/NC/NC_009441.fjo

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 11:35

>>116
If you found that interesting, wait until you see the output of this:

#!/usr/bin/env python

from random import choice

while True:
    print(''.join(choice('ACGT') for _ in range(70)))

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 12:36

>>117
Forced indentation of the genome?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 12:45

>>109
1.
"GRUNN.R" is not a meme.

2.
Fjölnir (also Fjolnir or Fjoelnir) is a programming language developed by professor Snorri Agnarsson of computer science at Háskóli Íslands that was mostly used in the 1980s.
programming language developed by professor Snorri Agnarsson of computer science at Háskóli Íslands
at Háskóli Íslands
Háskóli

Name: "GRUNNER" 2008-12-16 12:48

>>119
"GRUNNER"

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 16:06

>>119
Haskeli Islands?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 17:39

ok, guise,
finally i must say that all lispfags are retarded gays

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 21:08

>>122
10/10 provoking

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 21:57

He will turn you away three times.

First you must wear a Bolo Tie.

Second learn the proper use of the Singleton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 22:12

>>124
the proper use of the Singleton.
None.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 22:30

Exactly, he thinks different.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-17 9:09

>>124
the proper use of the Singleton.
Disguise for global variables.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:24

/prog/ keeps mentioning SICP and yet nobody discusses the kind of problems and exercises that are mentioned in it.
You are all posers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:28

>>128
Do your own SICP-work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:31

>>128
Satori is a personal journey.  We have no need to discuss the details, especially with the likes of you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:33

>>128
/prog/.
Please hide it from the eyes of the unwary.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:36

>>129
Quit namedropping for /prog/ cred.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:41

>>132
Quit trying to make people do your SICP-work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:44

>>133
Eat the corn out of Gerald Sussman's shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:46

>>134
I would.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 21:55

You can do more than namedrop, you know. You don't even have to dig for some rapidshit. Pick a random problem or paragraph from the second half of the book.
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-4.html#%_toc_start
Chapters 3, 4, or 5.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 22:35

>>136
Chapter 1
Exercise 1.1
Below is a sequence of expressions. What is the result printed by the interpreter in response to each expression? Assume that the sequence is to be evaluated in the order in which it is presented.

a. 10
b. (+ 5 3 4)
c. (- 9 1)
d. (/ 6 2)

a. 10
b. 11
c. 8
d. 3

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 22:43

c. 8
10/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 0:24

> 10/10
1

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 9:03

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 9:26

the-sussman-dream after viewing /b/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMXjjHFz__A

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 14:59

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 16:20

Name: SNORRI AGNARSON FAN 2009-01-19 20:48

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 21:13

THE SUSSMAN USES FAGGOT QUOTES

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 23:59

>>145
Please don't make troll[1] posts!

References:
1: >>4

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 2:29

Whats wrong with this fella Sussman?

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2009-01-20 6:03

Why do you guys want to hear from Sussman anyways?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-20 6:05

>>148
prog seems to be obsessed with his persona and the book he wrote about basic programming.

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 6:10

>>149
2nd question:
Why do you seem to be treated like a troll?
(most of the post I see from you are well versed and to the topic, very unlike a troll)
Is /prog/ the BBS version of soviet russia where trolls aren't?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-20 6:17

>>150
I wouldn't like to generalize, but /prog/ (sub)culture is hostile to tripcodes or identity and doesn't like to admit mistakes in discussion.

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 7:45

>>150
DONT SEE HIS poSTS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 7:54

>>149-151
Obvious samefag is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 10:02

>>153
Obvious non-Greasemonkey-script user is annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 10:15

>>154
Stop being a little bitch, that samefagging was too obvious not to be pointed out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 10:28

>>150
There is only one way to describe the quality of material at this level: Frozen Void
http://slashdot.org/~Frozen+Void

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 10:57

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:37

Edition System Tray and   Task Bar with   bookmarks of differents   sections of 4chan   is you do   it for me   but turned out   okay Of course   but that smacks   even more of   my code here   I also plan   on making everyone   here of the   other If a   bix nood could.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 2:20

Sussman viewing a /prog/ thread and responding about it (even if only in an email) is the greatest thing that has ever happened in all of 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 2:26

>>159
Link, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 4:58

/prog/fag status = TOLD

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 5:04

>>159
stop bumping ancient threads, FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 5:15

>>162
I can insure you I am no anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 5:35

>>163
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 11:31


    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

         I LOVE YOU SUSSSMANNNN

    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

       A LOT MERRY XMAX xxx xxxxoxoxox

    ☆(´∀`)★Expert Programmers★(,,゚Д゚)☆

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:05

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:52

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:04

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:09

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:12

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:23

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:29

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:30

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:32

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:44

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:51

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:06

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:26

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:30

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-10 23:05

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-10 23:06

[a]teast TEST testing[/a]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 14:43

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 16:27

>>22

/prog/ turned to shit around 2007.  Notice how old /prog/ used to consist of genuine and productive discussions?   Now look at it...

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-15 2:43

>>184
We still have some, there are in the frontpage right now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 5:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 6:05

>>186
GGGGSICP; glorious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 6:22

>>184
When internet communities are formed, nearly the first thing that is implemented is to remove anonymity, to make truthful registration as mandatory as possible. This is because of the aptly named Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, which observes that rude behavior normally unacceptable in polite society is inversely related to how non-anonymous users are. Not surprisingly, most people assume this means anonymity is a bad thing, and take every step they can to punish users who do not adhere their personal conversation etiquette.

A few people question this conclusion. A very few try out the alternative. So what happens when all censorship, including self-censorship, is removed? Chaos? Jackassery? Well, yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 6:35

>>188
Your a fag lolololol

I think I like non-anonymous boards better. All that anonymity and free speech brought 4chan is endless conspiracy theories, (too much) porn, spam and hatred.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 6:56

>>189
JEWS DID WTC

http://redtube.com/

opiates

also, i fucking hate you, fuck off and die

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 7:13

>>190
FUCK YOU I WAS MAKING THAT POST FIRST I HATE YOU ALSO http://www.xnxx.com/ IS BETTER THAN YOUR REDJEW HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 0:25

I will send him an email in Christmas, wishing the best for him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 1:13

>>192
in Christmas

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 9:21

He was trolling "one of my fans"

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 9:23

>>192
I just sent him an e-mail asking him how I could achieve happiness, he has not yet responded and I don't expect him to.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:26

Send him an erotic fanfic with main chars replaced by Julie and the snake.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:32

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.
In questions of sex, the force of a thousand suns is worth the powerful cumshot of a single individual

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:41

>>195
He's busy revolutionizing computing.
https://thestrangeloop.com/sessions/tbd--6

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:47

The Sussman is truly a king among men.

We Really Don't Know How to Compute!

Though we have been building and programming computing machines for about 60 years and have learned a great deal about composition and abstraction, we have just begun to scratch the surface.

A mammalian neuron takes about ten milliseconds to respond to a stimulus. A driver can respond to a visual stimulus in a few hundred milliseconds, and decide an action, such as making a turn. So the computational depth of this behavior is only a few tens of steps. We don’t know how to make such a machine, and we wouldn’t know how to program it.

The human genome — the information required to build a human from a single, undifferentiated eukariotic cell — is about 1GB. The instructions to build a mammal are written in very dense code, and the program is extremely flexible. Only small patches to the human genome are required to build a cow or a dog rather than a human. Bigger patches result in a frog or a snake. We don’t have any idea how to make a description of such a complex machine that is both dense and flexible.

New design principles and new linguistic support are needed. I will address this issue and show some ideas that can perhaps get us to the next phase of engineering design.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:55

Sussman, Hal Abelson, and Richard Stallman are the only founding directors still active on the board of directors of the Free Software Foundation (FSF).

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 13:11

I AM THE KING OF FARTS, BOW DOWN AND SMELL MY HEAVENLY ODORS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:02

>>198
Bigger patches result in a frog or a snake.

    '-._                  ___.....___
        `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            ALWAYS KNEW
            `''-------'          ( p )  `._       THAT SUSSMAN READS [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]
                                  `-'      \
                                            \
                                  .         \
                                   \---..,--'
       ................._           --...--,
                         `-.._         _.-'
                              `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:05

>>199
|The human genome — the information required to build a human from a single, undifferentiated eukariotic cell — is about 1GB.

Yet the library of the universe required to launch that genome is infinitely large...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:07

>>203
Use the > character at the beginning of a line to quote some text.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:10

A mammalian neuron takes about ten milliseconds to respond to a stimulus. A driver can respond to a visual stimulus in a few hundred milliseconds, and decide an action, such as making a turn. So the computational depth of this behavior is only a few tens of steps.
Has he ever heard of parallelism or pipelining?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:11

>>204
You also forgot to mention there needs to be a space.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:52

>>205 You are an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:53

>>207
Explain why, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 9:53

>>208 what letter of "computational depth" do you not understand, idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 10:04

>>209
All of them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 10:37

>>210 QED.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 12:20

>>209-san, your insecurities are showing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 12:34

SICP is mush-brained drivel by a pseudo-intellectual cockpouch. It's right up there with TAOCP and K&R as things that idiots read to make people think they're smart.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 3:47

>>203

Actually, when any idiot looks at what they use to incode the genome, any idiot can do it in about 256 MB... pre-compression.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 4:06

So the computational depth of this behavior is only a few tens of steps. We don’t know how to make such a machine, and we wouldn’t know how to program it.
It's essentially an analog circuit with comparators that have huge fan-outs and fan-ins.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 4:10

>>199
That's surprising. I expected neurons to be a lot faster. At least now I have a new excuse for being socially inept -- my speech handling neural network has computational depth a few magnitudes larger than the average Homo Sapiens.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 13:00

So when are we going to have enough computational power to run a simulated neural network powerful enough to simulate the visual and linguistic capabilities of the brain at, say, 1/100 of its speed?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 13:16

>>213
:O

:O

How could you

:O

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 13:52

screw you 218

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 13:52

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 14:09

>>217
I think neuroscience will be the bottleneck, not hardware or software.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 14:29

>>209 explain!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 14:38

>>221
Nah. Give me enough computational power and I'll get you strong AI.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 23:19

>>223
Simulating one step of a neural network with N neurons is asymptotic to O(N2) if you want it to learn by itself (like humans do) instead of having a separate learning phase.

Oh, and we still haven't figured out what the fuck is going on during sleep.

Name: /b/ro 2011-08-26 0:53

>>222
nice trips bra xD

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-26 1:20

>>224
Not every neuron is linked to every other neuron, cretin.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-29 15:51

>>5
Me, you, and >>1

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-10 10:00

this thread has been threadstopped. You can't reply anymore

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-10 11:26

>>228
>10-10 10:00

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! INB4 SHITSTORM!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-10 16:02

>>226
There's still a lot more synapses than there are neurones.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-10 23:56

>>229

It would've been cooler if it was 1010 10-10 10:10:10

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 1:12

Bumping because you all need to read this shit again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 1:51

This thread is still alive OMGWTFBBQ

TIME TO FLIP SOME TABLES

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 1:55

>>229
Wow, that was some shitstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-05 12:37

And suddenly Anonymous resurrected The Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-08 1:14

SICP is mush-brained drivel by a pseudo-intellectual cockpouch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-08 1:16

There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought.

Sußman was a-trollin' us:

One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

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