SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE
SON OF A BITCH THREAD
I AM EXPERT SAGER
THIS THREAD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT MEME?
DO YOU WANT SAGE?
ANONYMOUS IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FAIL
SON OF A BITCH PIG DISGUSTING
I AM EXPERT STUPID MEME
THIS THREAD IS REPETITIVE
DO YOU WANT COPY?
DO YOU WANT PASTE?
PREVIOUS POST IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A CLIPBOARD
FUCKING SUBMIT
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Anonymous2008-02-01 7:52
SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION?
DO YOU WANT FAIL?
INTERPRETER IS PIG DISGUSTING
VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GAY LANGUAGES
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Anonymous2008-02-01 9:11
SON OF A BITCH PROG
I AM EXPERT POSTER
PROG IS PIG
DO YOU WANT NOISE?
DO YOU WANT NO SIGNAL?
BBCODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
EXPERT PROGRAMMER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PROGRAMMING
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-01 10:09
SON OF A BITCH >>5
I AM EXPERT >>6 >>5 IS PIG
DO YOU WANT >>6?
DO YOU WANT >>7? >>5 IS PIG DISGUSTING >>4 IS A MURDERER
FUCKING >>5
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Anonymous2008-02-01 11:47
SON OF A BITCH $1
I AM EXPERT $2
$1 IS PIG
DO YOU WANT $3?
DO YOU WANT $4?
$5 IS PIG DISGUSTING
$6 IS A MURDERER
FUCKING $7
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Anonymous2008-02-01 14:01
10 SON OF A BITCH GOTO
20 I AM EXPERT BASIC PROGRAMMER
30 GOTO IS PIG
40 DO YOU WANT BAD PROGRAMMING PRACTICE?
50 DO YOU WANT GOTO 40
60 GOTO IS PIG DISGUSTING
70 BUG IS A MURDERER
80 FUCKING INFINITE LOOP
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Anonymous2008-02-01 14:24
SON OF BITCH ORIGINAL CONTENT I AM COPYPASTA
ORIGINAL CONTENT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CREATIVITY?
DO YOU WANT A NOT EXIST?
ORIGINAL CONTENT IS PIG DISGUSTING
ORIGINALITY IS A MURDERER
FUCKING INTERNET
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTIONS
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Anonymous2008-02-01 20:33
SON OF A BITCH ADULTHOOD
I AM EXPERT VIRGIN
ADULTHOOD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SEX?
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONAL-MATURITY?
RELATIONSHIP IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FUCKING
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER'' OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK BBCODE AND((SCHEME))ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION
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Anonymous2008-02-01 22:12
>>13 (((ok bitch) (you asked for it) (here goes)) (im taking out the fucking (bold paranthesis on you)) (you fuqing angered an expert programmer) (ive been here for(expt 3 88888000)years longer than you) (ive read sicp twice) (i know every programming language in the world including apl) (if u wanna batl(lets do it)) (ill crush you like a bean))
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Anonymous2008-02-01 23:32
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10
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Anonymous2008-02-02 4:33
SON OF A BITCH EXPERT PROGRAMMER
I AM /prog/ NOOB EXPERT PROGRAMMER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BBCODE?
DO YOU WANT ARROGANCE?
SICP IS PIG DISGUSTING
SUSSMAN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING HOMEWORK
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-02 7:52
SON OF A BITCH C++
I AM C
C++ IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CLASSES?
DO YOU WANT IOSTREAM?
OBJECT IS PIG DISGUSTING
STROUSTRUP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MULTI-PARADIGM
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-19 8:59
THREAD HAS WHAT IT TAKES
Name:
MusicBrainz2008-02-19 9:06
SON OF A BITCH OGG
I AM MP3
DO YOU WANT DOWNLOAD?
DO YOU WANT UPLOAD?
MPEG-4 IS PIG DISGUSTING
AAC+ IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FLAC
SON OF A BITCH EXPERT PROGRAMMER
I AM ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER
DO YOU WANT CLOSURE
DO YOU WANT HIGHER ORDER FUNCTION
METACIRCULAR INTERPRETER IS PIG DISGUSTING
ALONZO CHURCH IS MURDERER
FUCKING SICP
This thread was entertaining even though I don't know a damn about programming.
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Anonymous2008-08-28 23:23
>>30
Thats just because you haven't read your SICP today
Name:
Anonymous2008-08-29 0:03
SON OF A BITCH XKCD
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION
DO YOU WANT FORCED HUMOR
ROMANCE IS PIG DISGUSTING
RANDALL IS MURDERER
FUCKING EMO
Name:
Anonymous2008-08-29 9:02
So why is the OP confusing Java with LISP?
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 4:35
so I herd today we bump ancient threads
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 7:08
I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT STATICNESS?
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
(AND GUY STEELE IS A TRAITOR)
FUCKING SUN
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 8:04
I'M HERBAL ESSENCES
SON OF BITCH PANTENE
PANTENE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BODY??
DO YOU WANT BOUNCE??
PANTENE IS PIG DISGUSTING
PROCTER & GAMBLE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PANTENE
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:00
I AM EXT3
SON OF A BITCH REISERFS
NINA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT DATA CORRUPTION?
DO YOU WANT INCONSISTENCIES?
B+ TREE IS PIG DISGUSTING
HANS REISER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING JAIL
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:19
FUCKING LINUX
I AM OPENBSD
LINUS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT INSTABILITY?
GPL IS PIG DISGUSTING
TUX IS MURDERER
FUCKING KERNEL
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:20
ITT we lol irl
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 11:48
I'M AN EXPERTBBCODEPROGRAMMER SONOFABITCHBBCODER BBCODERISPIG DOYOU WANT ARTWORK?
DO YOU WANT TEXTURE?
BBCODER.HS IS PIGDISGUSTING BBCODER.C IS AMURDERER FUCKING BBCODER.PL
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 15:02
SON OF A BITCH LISP
I AM HASKELL
REAL WORLD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT UNPREDICTABILITY?
DO YOU WANT INSANITY?
BRACES IS PIG DISGUSTING
GJS IS MURDERER
FUCKING SIDE EFFECTS
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 15:28
[spoiler]I'M AN EXPERT BBCODER PROGRAMMER SON OF A BITCH BBCODE PURISTS WRITING BBCODE [aa]IS [sub]PIG [spoiler]DO YOU WANT TAG SOUP? DO YOU WANT FAILURES? [b]BBCODE IS PIG DISGUSTING >>40IS A MURDERER FUCKING [m]spoiler [/m]tags[/b][/spoiler][/sub][/aa][/spoiler]
SON OF A BITCH MEME
I AM COMBO BREAKER
MEMES ARE PIG
DO YOU WANT SPIN-OFFS?
DO YOU WANT REPETITION?
``GRUNNUR" IS PIG DISGUSTING
/b/ IS A MURDERER
FUCKING COPY PASTA
Name:
Anonymous2009-01-07 12:33
SON OF A BITCH HUMOR
I AM EXPERT COMEDIAN
CUDDER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
TURING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING COMPUTERS
SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
NAMEFAG IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FAGGOT?
DO YOU WANT TROLL?
FROZEN VOID IS PIG DISGUSTING
TRIPCODE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BBS
Name:
FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo2009-01-07 21:03
>>49
Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right? http://faggots.dicks.butts/
Read my BLOG.
I'M AN EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER SON OF A BITCH [u]BBCODER BBCODER IS [/u]PIG DO YOU [/u]WANT ARTWORK? DO YOU [/u]WANT TEXTURE? BBCODER.HS [i]IS [o]PIG [/u]DISGUSTING [/u][spoiler]BBCODER.C [sub]IS [spoiler]A MURDERER [/o]FUCKING BBCODER.PL [/u][/i][/o][/spoiler][/spoiler][/sub]
SON [aa]OF A [/aa]BITCH HUMOR I [aa]AM [u]EXPERT [m]CSON [aa]OF A [/aa]BITCH HUMOR I [aa]AM [u]EXPERT [m]COMEDIAN [s]CUDDER [/aa]IS [/u]PIG [/m]DO [/s]YOU WANT FAT? DO YOU WANT [spoiler]SLOW? BYTECODE IS [i]PIG [sub]DISGUSTING [/spoiler]TURING [b]IS A MURDERER FUCKING COMPUTERS [/i][/b][/sub]OMEDIAN [s]CUDDER [/aa]IS [/u]PIG [/m]DO [/s]YOU WANT FAT? DO YOU WANT [spoiler]SLOW? BYTECODE IS [i]PIG [sub]DISGUSTING [/spoiler]TURING [b]IS A MURDERER FUCKING COMPUTERS [/i][/b][/sub]
SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER NAMEFAG [sub]IS PIG [s]DO [/sub]YOU [aa]WANT FAGGOT? DO YOU WANT [/aa]TROLL? FROZEN VOID IS PIG [/s]DISGUSTING [u]TRIPSON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER NAMEFAG [sub]IS PIG [s]DO [/sub]YOU [aa]WANT FAGGOT? DO YOU WANT [/aa]TROLL? FROZEN VOID IS PIG [/s]DISGUSTING TRIPCODE IS A MURDERER FUCKING BBS CODE [/u]IS A MURDERER FUCKING BBS
SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM [sub]EXPERT [i]PROGRAMMER NAMEFAG [/sub]IS [/i]PIG DO YOU WANT FAGGOT? [aa]DO [s]YOU [SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM [sub]EXPERT [i]PROGRAMMER NAMEFAG [/sub]IS [/i]PIG DO YOU WANT FAGGOT? [aa]DO [s]YOU [/aa]WANT TROLL? FROZEN VOID [s]IS [spoiler]PIG [spoiler]DISGUSTING TRIPCODE IS [aa]A [/s]MURDERER FUCKING BBS [/s][/spoiler][/spoiler][/aa]/aa]WANT TROLL? FROZEN VOID [s]IS [spoiler]PIG [spoiler]DISGUSTING TRIPCODE IS [aa]A [/s]MURDERER FUCKING BBS [/s][/spoiler][/spoiler][/aa]
SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER [spoiler]NAMEFAG [s]IS [o]PIG [/spoiler]DO [o]YOU [/s][u]WANT [/o]FAGGOT? DO [/o]YOU [/u]WANT TROLL? SON OF A BITCH TRIPFAG I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER [spoiler]NAMEFAG [s]IS [o]PIG [/spoiler]DO [o]YOU [/s][u]WANT [/o]FAGGOT? DO [/o]YOU [/u]WANT TROLL? FROZEN VOID [u]IS PIG [/u]DISGUSTING TRIPCODE IS [spoiler]A [spoiler]MURDERER FUCKING BBS [/spoiler][/spoiler]FROZEN VOID [u]IS PIG [/u]DISGUSTING TRIPCODE IS [spoiler]A [spoiler]MURDERER FUCKING BBS [/spoiler][/spoiler]
SON OF A BITCH THREAD
I AM FORK
THREAD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CONTEXT SWITCH?
DO YOU WANT IMPLICIT SHARING?
MUTEX IS PIG DISGUSTING
RACE CONDITION IS A MURDERER
FUCKING CONCURRENCY
Name:
Anonymous2010-03-13 10:58
[quote]SON OF A BITCH TAGS[/quote]
[bold]I AM BBCODE NOOB[/bold]
[spoil]BBCODE IS PIG[/spoil] lost interest
Name:
Anonymous2010-03-13 11:01
[cod]I AM A FISH[/cod]
Name:
Anonymous2010-03-13 11:24
[spoiler]TEST TAGS [\spoiler]here!!!
Name:
Anonymous2010-03-13 12:28
(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
Name:
Anonymous2010-03-13 12:32
SON OF A BITCH PERL
I AM BASH PROGRAMMER
PERL IS PIG
DO YOU WANT INTERPRETER?
DO YOU WANT TEXT FILES?
REGEX IS PIG DISGUSTING
LARRY WALL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PERL 6
SON OF A BITCH FACTOR
I AM FORTH PROGRAMMER
FACTOR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FANCY TYPING?
DO YOU WANT GC?
SYNTAX IS PIG DISGUSTING
SLAVA PESTOV IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FACTOR
SON OF A BITCH FORTRAN
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
FORTRAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT O?
DO YOU WANT ANCIENT?
UPPERCASE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JOHN BACKUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FORTRAN 95
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Anonymous2010-07-12 19:05
SON OF A BITCH OLD THREAD
I AM EXPERT /PROG/ READER
ALL THREADS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT GOOGLE?
DO YOU WANT PROGSCRAPE?
SAGE IS PIG DISGUSTING
MRVACBOB IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BUMP