/prog/ - java — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 4:55

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 12:36

>>80
Bash is also interpreted. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 13:12

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 13:42

SON OF A BITCH FACTOR
I AM FORTH PROGRAMMER
FACTOR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FANCY TYPING?
DO YOU WANT GC?
SYNTAX IS PIG DISGUSTING
SLAVA PESTOV IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FACTOR

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 15:36

>>37-san's entry went almost unnoticed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 2:28

Bumping in order to bring justice to >>37's post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 6:03

>>37,84,85
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 11:16

>>86
samefag
You know the rest, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 2:23

>>87
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:02

>>88
HE KNOW!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:33

>>89
clever girl

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 13:34

I get warm feelings each this thread resurfaces. ＴＨＥ　ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ　ＯＦ　ＢＥＩＮＧ　ＣＵＭＭＥＤ　ＩＮＳＩＤＥ

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 13:40

>>91
WARM FEELINGS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 22:03

if you be king of hill use Haskell and Lisp or fap fap with c/c++ ,

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 23:59

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 2:32

>>92
Its a hamster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 6:12

SON OF A BITCH FORTRAN
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
FORTRAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT O?
DO YOU WANT ANCIENT?
UPPERCASE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JOHN BACKUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FORTRAN 95

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 19:05

SON OF A BITCH OLD THREAD
I AM EXPERT /PROG/ READER
ALL THREADS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT GOOGLE?
DO YOU WANT PROGSCRAPE?
SAGE IS PIG DISGUSTING
MRVACBOB IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BUMP

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 19:12

>>97
You still suck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 19:28

HAX MY JVM ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 5:18

Jackson 100 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 14:50

More of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 23:52

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 9:24

SAY HI TO REDDIT /prog/!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 9:33

>>104
Back to reddit, anvsdt.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 9:38

>>105
You first, YourAnMoran.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 10:59

>>106
suck a cock, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 13:25

well. saying 'suck a cock, fag' is barely an insult. but, 'suck a cock, manly man' it is

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 4:15

Oh hi guiz I'm here from reddit! xD

Nice entertaining community you got there, I think I'm staying.

Please upboat!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 4:42

JAVA is not slow you are horrible programmer hahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 13:35

HAHAHAHA MYŚLISZ ŻE JESTEŚ TWARDY HM ? MAM DLA CIEBIE JEDNO SŁOWO WYMUSZONE WCINANIE KODU ŁAPIESZ ? NIE WYDAJE MI SIĘ
DOBRA WŁAŚNIE QREWSKO WKURWIŁEŚ PROGRAMISTĘ EKSPERTA
TO JEST qcboad MASZ PRAWO POSTOWAĆ TUTAJ TYLKO JEŻELI OSIAGNĄŁEŚ SATORI PROGRAMOWANIE TO W CAŁOŚCI ``ABSTRAKCYJNE PIERDOLENIE'' KTÓREGO NIGDY NIE ZROZUMIESZ PRZECZYTAŁEM SWOJE SICP JEŻELI JESZCZE NIE ZROBIŁEŚ POWINIENEŚ SZKODA ŻE RUBY ON RAILS JEST WOLNE JAK CHOLERA BBCODE I ((SCHEME)) TO OSTATECZNE JĘZYKI POZA TYM WITAJ NA qcboard KAŻDY THREAD DOSTANIE ODPOWIEDŹ BEZ WYJĄTKÓW

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-02 6:15

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 17:54

HAHAHAHA
YOU
THINK
YOURE
TOUGH
UH
?
I
HAVE
ONE
WORD
FOR
YOU
THE
FORCED
INDENTATION
OF
THE
CODE
GET
IT
?
I
DONT
THINK
SO
YOU
DONT
KNOW
ABOUT
MY
OTHER
CAR
I
GUESS
?
ITS
A
CDR
AND
IS
PRONOUNCED
``CUDDER''
OK
YOU
FUQIN
ANGERED
AN
EXPERT
PROGRAMMER
THIS
IS
/prog/
YOU
ARE
ALLOWED
TO
POST
HERE
ONLY
IF
YOU
HAVE
ACHIEVED
SATORI
PROGRAMMING
IS
ALL
ABOUT
``ABTRASCT
BULLSHITE''
THAT
YOU
WILL
NEVER
COMPREHEND
I
HAVE
READ
SICP
IF
ITS
NOT
DONE
YOU
HAVE
TO
TOO
BAD
RUBY
ON
RAILS
IS
SLOW
AS
FUCK
BBCODE
AND
((SCHEME))
ARE
THE
ULTIMATE
LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME
TO
/prog/
EVERY
THREAD
WILL
BE
REPLIED
TO
NO
EXCEPTIONS

Name: Paul Hart 2012-02-04 11:15

Any of you fellows with all this disgust want to team up on a contract I just got- but my senior developer just accepted a 100k/ job? java- sprin-jquery-
Chicago

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-04 11:19

GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 20:47

>>110
explain how running a machine within a machine is not slow

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:16

>>116
Because I overclocked it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:48

lrn2meme faggots. You start with I AM X, not the second line.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:54

>>118
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 0:00

>>119
Nigger!

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