SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE
SON OF A BITCH THREAD
I AM EXPERT SAGER
THIS THREAD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT MEME?
DO YOU WANT SAGE?
ANONYMOUS IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FAIL
SON OF A BITCH PIG DISGUSTING
I AM EXPERT STUPID MEME
THIS THREAD IS REPETITIVE
DO YOU WANT COPY?
DO YOU WANT PASTE?
PREVIOUS POST IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A CLIPBOARD
FUCKING SUBMIT
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Anonymous2008-02-01 7:52
SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION?
DO YOU WANT FAIL?
INTERPRETER IS PIG DISGUSTING
VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GAY LANGUAGES
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Anonymous2008-02-01 9:11
SON OF A BITCH PROG
I AM EXPERT POSTER
PROG IS PIG
DO YOU WANT NOISE?
DO YOU WANT NO SIGNAL?
BBCODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
EXPERT PROGRAMMER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PROGRAMMING
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Anonymous2008-02-01 10:09
SON OF A BITCH >>5
I AM EXPERT >>6 >>5 IS PIG
DO YOU WANT >>6?
DO YOU WANT >>7? >>5 IS PIG DISGUSTING >>4 IS A MURDERER
FUCKING >>5
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Anonymous2008-02-01 11:47
SON OF A BITCH $1
I AM EXPERT $2
$1 IS PIG
DO YOU WANT $3?
DO YOU WANT $4?
$5 IS PIG DISGUSTING
$6 IS A MURDERER
FUCKING $7
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Anonymous2008-02-01 14:01
10 SON OF A BITCH GOTO
20 I AM EXPERT BASIC PROGRAMMER
30 GOTO IS PIG
40 DO YOU WANT BAD PROGRAMMING PRACTICE?
50 DO YOU WANT GOTO 40
60 GOTO IS PIG DISGUSTING
70 BUG IS A MURDERER
80 FUCKING INFINITE LOOP
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Anonymous2008-02-01 14:24
SON OF BITCH ORIGINAL CONTENT I AM COPYPASTA
ORIGINAL CONTENT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CREATIVITY?
DO YOU WANT A NOT EXIST?
ORIGINAL CONTENT IS PIG DISGUSTING
ORIGINALITY IS A MURDERER
FUCKING INTERNET
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTIONS
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Anonymous2008-02-01 20:33
SON OF A BITCH ADULTHOOD
I AM EXPERT VIRGIN
ADULTHOOD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SEX?
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONAL-MATURITY?
RELATIONSHIP IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FUCKING
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER'' OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK BBCODE AND((SCHEME))ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION
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Anonymous2008-02-01 22:12
>>13 (((ok bitch) (you asked for it) (here goes)) (im taking out the fucking (bold paranthesis on you)) (you fuqing angered an expert programmer) (ive been here for(expt 3 88888000)years longer than you) (ive read sicp twice) (i know every programming language in the world including apl) (if u wanna batl(lets do it)) (ill crush you like a bean))
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Anonymous2008-02-01 23:32
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10
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Anonymous2008-02-02 4:33
SON OF A BITCH EXPERT PROGRAMMER
I AM /prog/ NOOB EXPERT PROGRAMMER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BBCODE?
DO YOU WANT ARROGANCE?
SICP IS PIG DISGUSTING
SUSSMAN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING HOMEWORK
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-02 7:52
SON OF A BITCH C++
I AM C
C++ IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CLASSES?
DO YOU WANT IOSTREAM?
OBJECT IS PIG DISGUSTING
STROUSTRUP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MULTI-PARADIGM
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-19 8:59
THREAD HAS WHAT IT TAKES
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MusicBrainz2008-02-19 9:06
SON OF A BITCH OGG
I AM MP3
DO YOU WANT DOWNLOAD?
DO YOU WANT UPLOAD?
MPEG-4 IS PIG DISGUSTING
AAC+ IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FLAC
SON OF A BITCH EXPERT PROGRAMMER
I AM ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER
DO YOU WANT CLOSURE
DO YOU WANT HIGHER ORDER FUNCTION
METACIRCULAR INTERPRETER IS PIG DISGUSTING
ALONZO CHURCH IS MURDERER
FUCKING SICP
This thread was entertaining even though I don't know a damn about programming.
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Anonymous2008-08-28 23:23
>>30
Thats just because you haven't read your SICP today
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Anonymous2008-08-29 0:03
SON OF A BITCH XKCD
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION
DO YOU WANT FORCED HUMOR
ROMANCE IS PIG DISGUSTING
RANDALL IS MURDERER
FUCKING EMO
Name:
Anonymous2008-08-29 9:02
So why is the OP confusing Java with LISP?
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Anonymous2008-11-11 4:35
so I herd today we bump ancient threads
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 7:08
I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT STATICNESS?
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
(AND GUY STEELE IS A TRAITOR)
FUCKING SUN
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 8:04
I'M HERBAL ESSENCES
SON OF BITCH PANTENE
PANTENE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BODY??
DO YOU WANT BOUNCE??
PANTENE IS PIG DISGUSTING
PROCTER & GAMBLE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PANTENE
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:00
I AM EXT3
SON OF A BITCH REISERFS
NINA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT DATA CORRUPTION?
DO YOU WANT INCONSISTENCIES?
B+ TREE IS PIG DISGUSTING
HANS REISER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING JAIL
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:19
FUCKING LINUX
I AM OPENBSD
LINUS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT INSTABILITY?
GPL IS PIG DISGUSTING
TUX IS MURDERER
FUCKING KERNEL
Name:
Anonymous2008-11-11 9:20
ITT we lol irl
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Anonymous2008-11-11 11:48
I'M AN EXPERTBBCODEPROGRAMMER SONOFABITCHBBCODER BBCODERISPIG DOYOU WANT ARTWORK?
DO YOU WANT TEXTURE?
BBCODER.HS IS PIGDISGUSTING BBCODER.C IS AMURDERER FUCKING BBCODER.PL