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SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

SON OF A BITCH C++
I AM C
C++ IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CLASSES?
DO YOU WANT IOSTREAM?
OBJECT IS PIG DISGUSTING
STROUSTRUP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MULTI-PARADIGM