Just how many /prog/rammers are here? How highly do they rank on the ENTERPRISE faggot scale? I propose that every /prog/ regular posts once in this thread. If you post multiple times, the Sussman will send you to Hell when you die, where you will be forced to work on a team implement the next big language, a combination of the best parts of BASIC and Java, in itself, working with the other damned (Bjarne Stroustrup, the Abelson &c.), while listening to Infected Mushroom.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 0:42
I AM AN EXPERT VB PROGRAMMER
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Anonymous2008-01-04 0:50
Java is where it's at.
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G.J. Sussman2008-01-04 0:53
Hi.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 1:07
I rank very highly on the enterprise software scale. All my software scales very well for my enterprise's requirements.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 1:31
I create multi-tier turnkey enterprise solutions in my spare time
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Anonymous2008-01-04 1:40
incrementng the count of /prog/ers
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!MhMRSATORI2008-01-04 1:50
I teach C and Asm to semiintelligent college students.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 2:39
I mostly hack C, Python, and Haskell. I've never written a line of Java in my life. That puts me at around -5 on the ENTERPRISE scale.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 2:45
Do you want to leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level?
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Anonymous2008-01-04 12:21
Annoying university undergrad that never had to use a programming language outside the real world and thinks Haskell and Lisp are the ultimate languages.
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Anonymous2008-01-04 16:46
I am the inventor of many famous /prog/ memes, including, but by no means not limited to:
1) Forced indentation
2) My other car
3) Tuna Fish
4) Failed attempt at granting X meme status
5) Reading SICP
6) Announcing invented memes
7) Stealing memes
>>26
I created Satori, thus if you have reached Satori, I created you. And if I can create you, then I can destroy you!!!
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Anonymous2008-01-04 22:00
>>25
I invented the "Failed attempt at granting ``%s'' meme status." meme.
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Anonymous2008-01-05 11:55
I invented this meme.
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Anonymous2008-01-05 11:57
>>1
AI researcher (commercial sector, not academic wanker) reporting in. LOL @ ENTERPRISE FAGGOT TREE
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Anonymous2008-01-05 12:34
>>1
Final year CS student with some telecommunications experience signing in.
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Anonymous2008-01-05 12:47
Another CS student here.
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Anonymous2008-01-05 13:06
The Sussman, reporting in.
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Anonymous2008-01-05 13:18
sum computer-related engineery here.
really, I don't know what my career would translate to, as it's ingieniería en informática in Chile, we get sum CS, networking, software engineery, physics, math and administrative/ben counter faggotry, spiced with .NET [b][u]ENTERPRISE CODE[/u][/b] (and eiffel and haskell) and C, C++, UML, mysql, databases, data structures, systems theory, discreete math, aspect-oriented programming, and loads of stuff...
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Anonymous2008-01-05 13:36
>>34
I saw the broken bbcode and didn't bother reading your post.
I think >>43 is a pretty cool guy. eh knows what aka stands for and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Anonymous2008-01-06 12:52
>>1
Freelance programmer living with parents and making just enough to keep myself entertained. Want to go enterprise and move away though, but I don't know Java or C# well enough. Dunno if I ever pass the interview.
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Anonymous2008-01-06 13:01
I like to write perl code during sex and not during sex.
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Anonymous2008-01-06 13:03
>>45
Protip: Most likely the interviewer will be from HRM and not technical. "Bullshit baffles brains".
Go get em tiger
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Anonymous2008-01-06 13:34
>>45
If you go enterprise, don't fucking worry -- HR isn't going to know shit, just have an impressive resume and use lots of fancy sounding terms. Look like you know everything. Not knowing Java or C# well enough will NEVER keep you from being hired ENTERPRISE STYLE
If you are interviewing for a startup, know your shit -- when I interviewed for the startup I worked at, the HR department was one guy -- the director of the IT department. You won't BS your way past that.
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Anonymous2008-01-06 13:37
>>47
Even in none-programming jobs, this is very much the case. They will mostly assess you on how suitable you are for the company, not your XPART LAMBDASKILLZZ