/prog/ CENSUS

Just how many /prog/rammers are here? How highly do they rank on the ENTERPRISE faggot scale? I propose that every /prog/ regular posts once in this thread. If you post multiple times, the Sussman will send you to Hell when you die, where you will be forced to work on a team implement the next big language, a combination of the best parts of BASIC and Java, in itself, working with the other damned (Bjarne Stroustrup, the Abelson &c.), while listening to Infected Mushroom.

I am the inventor of many famous /prog/ memes, including, but by no means not limited to:
1) Forced indentation
2) My other car
3) Tuna Fish
4) Failed attempt at granting X meme status
5) Reading SICP
6) Announcing invented memes
7) Stealing memes