/prog/ CENSUS

Just how many /prog/rammers are here? How highly do they rank on the ENTERPRISE faggot scale? I propose that every /prog/ regular posts once in this thread. If you post multiple times, the Sussman will send you to Hell when you die, where you will be forced to work on a team implement the next big language, a combination of the best parts of BASIC and Java, in itself, working with the other damned (Bjarne Stroustrup, the Abelson &c.), while listening to Infected Mushroom.

sum computer-related engineery here.
really, I don't know what my career would translate to, as it's ingieniería en informática in Chile, we get sum CS, networking, software engineery, physics, math and administrative/ben counter faggotry, spiced with .NET [b][u]ENTERPRISE CODE[/u][/b] (and eiffel and haskell) and C, C++, UML, mysql, databases, data structures, systems theory, discreete math, aspect-oriented programming, and loads of stuff...