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Name: GOVERNMENT 2008-01-04 0:39

Just how many /prog/rammers are here? How highly do they rank on the ENTERPRISE faggot scale? I propose that every /prog/ regular posts once in this thread. If you post multiple times, the Sussman will send you to Hell when you die, where you will be forced to work on a team implement the next big language, a combination of the best parts of BASIC and Java, in itself, working with the other damned (Bjarne Stroustrup, the Abelson &c.), while listening to Infected Mushroom.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-05 19:36

fgds

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-05 20:07

i'm a student who does a lot of srs programming(aka not for school)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-05 21:03

>>42
The fact that you don't know what AKA stands for diminishes my confidence in your programming abilities.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-05 21:12

I think >>43 is a pretty cool guy. eh knows what aka stands for and doesn't afraid of anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 12:52

>>1
Freelance programmer living with parents and making just enough to keep myself entertained.  Want to go enterprise and move away though, but I don't know Java or C# well enough.  Dunno if I ever pass the interview.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 13:01

I like to write perl code during sex and not during sex.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 13:03

>>45
Protip: Most likely the interviewer will be from HRM and not technical. "Bullshit baffles brains".

Go get em tiger

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 13:34

>>45
If you go enterprise, don't fucking worry -- HR isn't going to know shit, just have an impressive resume and use lots of fancy sounding terms. Look like you know everything. Not knowing Java or C# well enough will NEVER keep you from being hired ENTERPRISE STYLE

If you are interviewing for a startup, know your shit -- when I interviewed for the startup I worked at, the HR department was one guy -- the director of the IT department. You won't BS your way past that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 13:37

>>47
Even in none-programming jobs, this is very much the case. They will mostly assess you on how suitable you are for the company, not your XPART LAMBDA SKILLZZ

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:07

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 6:22

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:43

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 20:54

(define f (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y]

what does it do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 21:22

>>53
Give you a syntax error in all the modern Lisp systems[1] I know.

[1] Some old Lisp systems accepted ] to close all the currently open parens.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 21:33

I'd like to think I am a /prog/rammer, but lately, I've been having to use php for work shit... and it's government shit too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 4:50

>>54
Ok, what about

(define f (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 5:49

>>56
It defines a function f which takes an argument x and returns a closure which takes an argument y and returns the sum of its argument y and external local variable x (which is an argument to f). For example, if you want to get a+b, you can do ((f a) b). The lambda (y) (+ x y) is what is called a closure, as it encloses 'x' from the outer scope.

Hell, I'm not even a Lisper!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 7:40

>>56
Give you a syntax error on Common Lisps.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 7:42

I'm the who guy who created:

AUTISM
FARTISM
THE JEWS ARE AFTER ME

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 7:43

>>59
Die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 10:01

>>60
lol fuck you fartist

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 10:58

>>58
Ooh, I get it.  It's a joke because Lisp has no syntax!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 11:43

not enterprise here.

generally can't stand working on teams of more than like 4 programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 12:22

I used to work in an enterprise environment on a business intelligence application.

Needless to say, it was entirely undocumented, had no clear architecture, hacks and bugs in pretty much every second line and took longer to start up than a grandma crossing a street. At one point, I managed to speed up a part of the application by about 10x by preventing it from downloading the entire meta scheme from the database on pretty much every operation. Good times.

I no longer work there. That's all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 15:25

Just TDD it!!!!
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