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What languages does /prog/ know?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:54

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:58

BASIC
HTML
PHP

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:03

>>2
Troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:25

DOS



wut

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:35

ENGLISH














wut

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:01

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.
Worst definition of ``knowing'', ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:49

>>6
If you haven't memorized the entire standard library, you don't know the language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:13

>>6,7
Perhaps then you can provide a better definition of knowing language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:51

>>8
Being able to visualize a solution and produce idiomatic code in a given language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:52

English, Swedish, Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian, lulz, C, Perl, PHP, SQL AND MOTHERFUCKING X86 INTEL ASSEMBLER BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:33

None

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:46

Every single one. I can program in any paradigm you throw at me and I know how to follow railroad diagrams.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:57

>>10
C, Perl, PHP, SQL AND MOTHERFUCKING X86 INTEL ASSEMBLER BITCH
That's a pretty lame selection.
English, Swedish, Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian
That too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:58

>>1
C89 C90 C95 C99 C.
Haskell
Common Lisp
Scheme
Forth
z80 x86 sparc mips

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 4:12

Python and C

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 5:50

if you program without a reference you're a complete idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 8:02

I don't know any programming languages. I just come here for the lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:05

>>17
same here

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:23

We need more power levels:

Scheme: OOOOOOOOOO
CL:           OOoooooooo
Haskell:      OOOOOOOOoo
C:            OOoooooooo

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:42

>>19
Lulz, I always knew toy language fagets can't program in real languages and are trapped in fail country forever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:29

As for me;
perl, K&R C, CL, PHP :(, Java, FORTRAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:53

>>19
scheme faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:12

BBCode, but I still need a reference for the hardest tags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:31

>>23
hardest tags

like what?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:34

>>24 is a novice bbcode programmer.
In BBCode, reference finds you!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:59

[hard]hard[/hard]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:04

Who doesnt know java now a days =/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:07

I know SICP and K&R.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:16

>>27
Those who didn't go to college recently.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:32

ISO C99
Perl
ECMAScript
Factor
6502 assembly
6502 machine code
BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:34

>>30 here, I used to know  Java and C++ but i intentionally forgot them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:35

>>35
You are a faggot, people using toy languages should be ashamed of beings like you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:40

>>31
Good thing you remembered ECMAScript and BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:20

>>33
How is ECMAScript now useful? From all the languages he listed, it's arguably the most widely used.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:20

s/now/not/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:40

>>34
most widely used.
If that counts, he's a dumbass for "forgetting" Java and Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:44

>>36
Sepples.

Stop your lispspeak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:09

SCHEME
HASKELL
IM VERY GOOD PROGRAMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:42

SCHEME
C
ASSEMBLY

C++

JAVA
PHP
JAVASCRIPT
ACTIONSCRIPT

I HAVE BOTH POWER OF ENTERPRISE AND SATORI I AM THE ULTIMATE PROGRAMMER

Name: !ErLaNGOC/g 2007-12-04 21:56

^

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 22:59

>>39
ActionScript and JavaScript are the same language, you idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 23:05

C, C++, rusty old x86 assembly & Delphi.
Srsly, guys, srsly

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 23:27

>>42
My first thought was, "What's he doing on /prog/ if he doesn't know any 'daily use' languages?" Srsly. Then I realized that one of those probably is your daily use language, and I shed a noble tear.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 23:37

>>43
I don't habeeb your point, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:14

>>44
He's some newfag that likes java/python/some other shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:16

BASIC
C
Java
C++
Assembly

also, VERILOG FUCK YEAH!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:18

>>45
Common Lisp, faggot. Although those failanguages were more in line with what I expected from >>42.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:56

So, is Common Lisp a meme here? Like battletoads on /b/?  Something that no one ever uses, but mentions for humor?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:02

>>48

That and Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:03

>>48
You're a cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:05

>>49
Haskell and Scheme. Nobody likes the goto/funcall CL here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:07

>>48
That would be Scheme. I use Common Lisp all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:07

I write Haskell code for living and I am personally offended by posts like >>49. Please apologise >=O

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:08

C++
Python
Java
x86 Assembly
PIC Assembly
AVR Assembly
Parallax Propeller Assembly
Squirrel
PHP
Bash

Languages I know less well/use less often/used to know:
C
Spin
Factor
Scheme
Javascript
Visual Basic


Also currently working on a compiler for a forth-like language with extensive list support called Xe54. Code will compile to Parallax Propeller assembly and maybe x86, though chances are ill just interpret it on x86. Spec is about 90% complete, compiler currently only consists of a lexer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 11:38

I only use the best. Java, C#, Haskell, ASP.NET and VB.NET

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:30

>>55
Now you have 10 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:42

>>55
You claim to only use the best, yet you listed Java, ASP.NET, VB.NET and C#. Contradiction?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:45

>>57
Whoosh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:54

>>57

You forgot to mention Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:55

>>59
Haskell is the best language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:12

>>54
Squirrel
Oh wow, a fellow squirrel user. Didn't think I'd find any of them here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:20

>>61

You'd be surprised how many furries are on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:28

>>62
I'm one!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:41

>>62,63
No, I think you missed my point. I was referring to the Squirrel programming language. Easy misconception.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:45

>>64
are you a furr as well ? :3

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:49

Database maintenance, not programming.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:55

>>66
Easy misconception.
http://squirrel-lang.org/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:01

>>67
Easy troll.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:03

>>61
Though I cannot prove it, I was one of the first few people to post on the Squirrel forums. I think I was asking Alberto about Squirrels requirements because I had intended on porting it to some other platform. I never did after... I don't think I've posted anything there since however :-(

Squirrel is a great language though and I use it any time I need an embedded scripting language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:13

>>69
I was the first to post on /prog/, I invented all the memes with that post.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:16

>>70 is a script that I wrote during a boring enterprise meeting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:17

>>71 is a script that I wrote during a hilarious enterprise meeting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:19

>>72
And so on and so forth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:23

>>73
It's a shame that I invented that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:27

My other car is a car.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:29

And so life imitates art.
Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:33

>>76
I invented this ``And so life imitates art'' thing, FYI.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:22

>>41
Actionscript = flash and it's not the same thing as javascript you idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:25

>>78
Troll or idiot? YOU DECIDE!

Javascript and Actionscrtip are the exact same language (ECMAScript), just different dialects. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECMAScript#Dialects

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 18:09

Watch >>78 not respond to this thread anymore. Defend your honour, if you have any.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 18:10

>>80

Honor

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:13

Javascript and Actionscrtip are the exact same language (ECMAScript), just different dialects. See
just different dialects.
different

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:14

>>82
different dialects.
dialects.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:16

>>83
different dialects.
different
In the same way scheme is not common lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:17

>>84
In the same way Scheme and Common lisp are both LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:20

>>85
In the same way JavaScript and ActionScript are both ECMAScript dialects.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 20:21

>>86
ECMAScript dialects.
dialects.
.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 20:30

Lisp is not a programming language, CL is, scheme is.
ECMAScript is not a programming language, Javascript is, ActionScript is.
Different dialects
Different

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 20:46

>>47
Lisp is laughable, and so are the fags that use it thinking they're fucking hardcore programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:14

>>89 is laughable, and so are the fags that think they're fucking hardcore programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:19

>>90
disregard that, I BAWWWW when people diss Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:30

>>88
We're going around in circles. Let's just agree to disagree, and call it a stalemate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:36

ECMAScript is not a programming language, Javascript is, ActionScript is.

http://www.ecma-international.org/publications/files/ECMA-ST/Ecma-262.pdf
ECMAScript is an object-oriented programming language for performing computations and manipulating computational objects within a host environment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 4:06

bytecode

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 19:52

Know well:
Python
JavaScript
PHP
C
Java :(
Pascal
Basic (GWBASIC, QBasic, Visual Basic)
x86 assembly

Know some/learning:
Scheme
Tcl
POSIX shell

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 2:00

c
java
actionscript
javascript

and VHDL, motherfuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 5:10

itt fags that list diffrent flavors of the same basic language

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 5:12

>>97
basic is outdated, man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 6:48

>>97
If you think all four languages of >>96 are the same language, you're a huge fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 7:18

>>99
same curly blocks of code

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 7:33

BASIC
C++
x86 assembly
Ada

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 8:56

>>9
your supposed to mathimaticaly/logically see the solution instead of in the language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 9:24

>>101
Is that Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 9:31

Java, C++ and Haskell
But I need lots of external refences.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 10:28

>>104
Is that Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 10:56

>>102
That doesn't make any sense.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 11:35

it does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 0:51

>>102

you're*

Looks like English isn't on your list.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 6:19

"Without need for external reference"? Does that include the standard library?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 6:22

>>109
No, you're allowed to look up the standard lib. By external reference, I meant with respect to language syntax and fundamental constructs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 8:47

>>110
Very well. In that case, my list is as follows in no particular order.

C (K&R, 89, 99)
C++
C#
Java
Python
Perl
Common Lisp
Haskell
O'caml
Bourne shell script

Of these, Perl and Common Lisp are a bit iffy since the standard library is so deeply ingrained with the language proper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 9:06

From the top of my head:
C, C#, Python, Scheme, Common Lisp, PL/SQL (oracle), Haskell, Smalltalk, Prolog, Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 12:33

>>110
In that case.

Common Lisp
C
C++
Smalltalk
Objective-C
QBASIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 15:08

with the language proper
idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 15:12

>>114
Doesn't understand Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 15:26

>>115
Doesn't understand real languages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 15:44

spanish bitch

for everything else I need to read the man sometimes

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:47

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:56

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:56

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:56

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:02

English
Swedish
Partly Lojban
Partly German

JavaScript
Java
Shell scripting
Brainfuck
Migol
Befunge
Argh!
Partly C
Partly Python

...others

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:35

1. Sepples
2. Java
3. Python
4. Haskell
5. Shell Scripting
6. PHP
7. ASP.net
8. Ruby
9. C#

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:39

C
PASCAL
PHP
HASKELL
LISP (COMMON AND SCHEMATIC)
THE BASH

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:52

C
C#
Java
PHP
Perl
VB.NET
Shell scripting
Javascript
& currently learning Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 20:22

I generally program in NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 22:19

Scheme
Python
C
Pascal
Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 23:09

C
C
C
C
Sepples (shamefully)
PHP (shamefully)
Pascal
x86 and 8051 assembly

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 1:08

Sepples
PHP
Java
VB .NET

I hate my life

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 4:05

In order of which I've learned them:
Pascal
x86 Assembler
C89
Some SEPPLES
PHP
C#
Some VHDL
O'Caml
Scheme
Common Lisp

And some other less than general purpose languages not worth mentioning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 4:28

>>137
And I'll probably learn Python(simply for the large body of code that is written in it), Haskell(for the purely functional, lazy experience) and D(for a not sucky SEPPLES replacement) sometime in the future, but I'm too content with what Common Lisp has to offer me for now to bother learning new languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:43

<H1>Hello</h1>
<tr>
<DIV size=800x600><CENTER>PENIS</center></DIV>

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:51

None xD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 9:03

C99, I've got a copy of K&R
C++
Objective-C
CISC-style X86 assembler
Scheme
PHP
Python which probably'll lead to Lua
some Bash scripting
SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 2:21

>>143
You've ruined Coeds stripping for me, you heartless bastard!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 2:41

Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 3:47

PHP++ (PHEPPLES)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 4:52

>>39

Quick, what's the second parameter you can pass onto a type declaration for a template!

FIVE FOUR THREE TWO...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 5:36

I don't even know what coeds are. Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:30

>>149
The word "coed" is originally from colleges that accepted both men and women into the same school, which was absolutely scandalous when it first started, because we all know that women are incapable of learning things only fags and lesbians go to college.

But nobody remembers that because it was, like, ten years ago. So now it just means "college girl."

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:36

>>151
Two hundred years ago, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:37

C# 4tw

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:45

>>152
Like I said. Honestly, nobody cares. "Coed" means "college girl" which in turn means "slut" and that's all anyone cares about.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:46

>>149
why are you here if you don't know what codes are?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:46

>>154
That's so stupid and also littering the language namespace that it makes me mad inside my head.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:18

>>156
Then join the enlightened masses who refer to females only as "bitches" and "sluts," because anything else is just redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:18

>>156
get over it, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:24

>>159
Grab my dick, faggot.

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT 2009-09-21 14:34

>>160
a DICK THAT SIZE I CAN PROBABLY PINCH.ONLY.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 21:10

>>156-158
Uhh. Where's the post from between you fucks?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 15:46

ada, apl, basic, c, sepples, c#, CL, clean, d, eiffel, f, f#, factor, fortran, HASKAL, jOcaml, java, javascript, lua, mercury, pascal, perl, php, python, ruby, scheme, tcl

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !tQq1sLlmuk 2009-09-23 15:51

>>164
wOW THAT'S A LOT OF LANGUAGES :p...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 16:46

I can't even type an essay without an English dictionary or thesaurus... So according to OP's definition the only language I know would be brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 19:15

In order of hatred, least to most:

Python, C, Bash (shell scripting ftw!), Sepples, Fortran, CL, Java, Brainfuck, VB, getting fucked in the ass, Objective-C

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 20:45

>>167
You'd rather program in VB and Sepples than get fucked in the ass? What a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 23:41

>>167
Objective-C just worksTM on getting Steve Job's cock in your ass

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 7:32

>>169
C# just works™ on lubing ENTERPRIZEEEE into your ass

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !tQq1sLlmuk 2009-09-24 8:25

just works™ just works!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 10:23

EXPERT level

• Grass
• Haskell
• λ-calculus
• PHP

ADVANCED level

• AppleScript
• Java
• Python

INTERMEDIATE level

• Bash
• ECMAScript
• Scheme

BEGINNER level

• C
• Factor
• Objective-C
• Pascal
• Perl
• Scala

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 10:28

>>170
doh ho ho.
you think that Apple is any less enterprise than Microsoft?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 10:29

>>169
And when it comes, you get all that jizz for freeTM

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 13:25

scheme lua C python java
next up: erlang

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 14:40

java, C, C#, scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 15:08

>>1-san is a moron, programming without reference is what noobs and failures do. I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER AND I ADVOCATE USING REFENCENCE MATERIALS SUCH AS THE LANGUAGE SPECIFICATION DURING ALL PROGRAMMING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 15:15

>>177
Using a smart editor is also a good choice, for example in Emacs+SLIME, when I type a function/macro name, it will tell me the name of the parameters in the status bar, as well as typing C-c C-d h would bring up the Hyperspec page for the function I'm currently using.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 17:56

In chronological order:

C
C++
Visual Basic
Smalltalk
Objective C
Scheme
Java
JavaScript
Ocaml
Prolog
Ruby
Python
PostScript
Forth
Haskell
Tcl

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 18:12

>>179
You seem tough, but in reality, many of these are practically the same (C/C++/Obj-C, Haskell/Ocaml, Java/JavaScript).

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 18:24

>>180
I never claimed they weren't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 18:31

>>180
Also Haskell is hardly the same as OCaml. Knowing OCaml doesn't help nearly as much as you might think when learning Haskell.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-24 19:46

ANSI C
PHP
BASIC
Learning java and python ATM!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 19:49

C, Smalltalk, some Prolog and Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 19:49

>>183
Nobody asked you, anusman.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-24 20:02

>>185
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 20:17

>>183
welcome back, milkribs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 20:17

>>186
Back to /anus/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:30

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:18

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