What languages does /prog/ know?

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

In order of which I've learned them:
Pascal
x86 Assembler
C89
Some SEPPLES
PHP
C#
Some VHDL
O'Caml
Scheme
Common Lisp

And some other less than general purpose languages not worth mentioning.