What languages does /prog/ know?

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

In order of hatred, least to most:

Python, C, Bash (shell scripting ftw!), Sepples, Fortran, CL, Java, Brainfuck, VB, getting fucked in the ass, Objective-C