What languages does /prog/ know?

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

>>149
The word "coed" is originally from colleges that accepted both men and women into the same school, which was absolutely scandalous when it first started, because we all know that women are incapable of learning things only fags and lesbians go to college.

But nobody remembers that because it was, like, ten years ago. So now it just means "college girl."