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Our dark secrets

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:10 ID:JEvVfMzA

I always use [code] tags on the period at the end of the sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:23 ID:zTjC28iC

I always type I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER in [rem] tags at the start of each post

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:33 ID:qqzhS6IW

I always masturbate while reading /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:35 ID:D1k4x2Mt

Holy shit, [rem].

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:48 ID:3d4rxGfM

I don't think Java is bad

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 16:16 ID:Heaven

>>5
FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:01 ID:z1CBStFj

I program in java and like it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:04 ID:aDWSZcYY

I

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:XgiOGcSa

EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:Heaven

nop

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:XgiOGcSa

EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:43 ID:Heaven

I will never get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:16 ID:oL0eJHkI

>>12
welcome to /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:29 ID:maQpIPrl

i talk in #bbcode on rizon

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:46 ID:fAoQ4s+N

I wrote the angered expert programmer copypasta but i wasn't really angry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:55 ID:wPXUx/Ko

I like the forced indentation of code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:57 ID:H9SXNa8t

>>15
Actually, I invented that meme. Some guy started a thread asking really annoying newbie questions, and when he was referred to unix man pages and said he didn't know what a man page was... I just lost it, anon. I lost my cool that night, I'll never forget it.

Anyway on topic, I invented most, if not all, of the /prog/ memes. This includes
* Forced indentation
* My other car is a cdr
* Satori
* Suave yoshi (space toad) lisp
* Pronounciation threads
* ``WE TRUE NERDS'' copypasta
* Proper quotes (``'')
* Meme stealing
* Announcing what memes you've invented

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 21:21 ID:oCfr7BZu

I invented bump, the forced indentation of code, is this your way to say "I've read SICP", ??? PROFIT, Yoshinoya, too bad Ruby on Rails is slow as fuck, tablecat, copypasta, fairX the haxxor, Chris Hanssen, pig disgusting, this thread has peacefully ended, Lunix, GNAA, stackfags and enterprise, among others.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 21:59 ID:zTjC28iC

>>18
this guys full of shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 23:24 ID:HE8lrFks

``yup."

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 0:07 ID:m3sQ+hdF

>>17
FUCK YOU I INVENTED THE MEME STEALING MEME

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 2:28 ID:VXOj0QIA

>>21
I INVENTED THE WORDS "FUCK YOU".

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 2:31 ID:ThaiT9IQ

I INVENTED UPPERCASE LETTERS AND MR "LIKES-TO-AGE-THREADS"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 4:50 ID:f+Fu+mBI

I INVENTED THIS THREAD, SO IN A WAY... I AM YOUR FATHER!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 6:13 ID:Heaven

I invented lambda calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


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preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


<?php
preg_match_all("/res\/.+?.html/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html"),$t);
preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


<?php
preg_match_all("/res\/.+?.html/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html"),$t);
preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 18:58

Lolwut.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 19:31

I always read j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/ before I go to bed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 13:36

everybody stand back!
i know regular expressions!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 16:29

I invented #sicp. You heard it, it's not fucking Xarn. That mean person had the guys to steal my channel and transfer it to some shitty IRC network of his friends. You heard it here, Xarn: You are no longer special, kid. And we here at /prog/ got blags too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 21:14

>>32
If you're Cin`, it's your own fault for picking a horrible network and leaving entirely after a few days.
If you're not, you're lying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 0:44

I make Sussman gifs1.

[1] - http://i37.tinypic.com/2a4s7xf.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 6:39

>>34
That's a jpg in disguise >:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:10

>>33
No, I was first to suggest opening an IRC chatroom for all the intellectuals lurking this board. Thus, I am the prophet and the ruler of #sicp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:30

I am currently maintaining some ancient COBOL code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:48

I skipped a chapter in PAIP because I couldn't think ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:53

>>37
How much does COBOL suck?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:59

I think Java is not a bad language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:17

>>36
NO ME

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:23

>>39
It sucks very much compared to more modern languages. Back in the day, I imagine it was a whole lot more useful than assembly. I get paid big bux for my time to refactor undocumented ancient COBOL code into well documented and modern COBOL code. My secret is prototyping the logic in Haskell then translating that logic to COBOL as best I can. If not for the money, I would never be able to stand non-functional languages that don't have support for lambda expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:24

>>38
Which one?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:51

>>43
About the GPS. Something happened to me and I wouldn't understand anything I was read.
Now I'm at ELIZA, but it's smooth sailing here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:52

>>44
That's strange. The GPS chapter was a simple and fun (as in ``HAHAHA! Oh wow…'') read for me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 11:53

I will never read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 12:01

>>46 will never be worth anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 12:02

>>47
At  least he will get a job; nowadays, people don't care about expert bullshite, but about expertise solutions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 12:04

>>48
I am sure you mean EXPERT ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 12:43

>>42
What's the difference between ancient and modern COBOL code?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 12:53

>>50
What's the difference between ancient and modern Sumerian literature?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 13:11

>>51
One exists.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 13:18

>>51
I enjoyed that.

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2008-07-12 13:41

>>51
I don't know, let me ask the Librarian.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 14:11

>>49
I'm so enterprise I shit business logic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:24


I think coding things properly is a waste of time sometimes

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:30

>>55
01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01101001 01110100 00101110 00111010 01101111 00101001

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 2:49

I once wrote a Use Case diagram. I even draw a smile on stickman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 5:08

>>57
NISOOTNT

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 5:20

I made a FTP client in Java with an MVC design and I enjoyed it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 6:08

www.ubuntuforums.com cool free ringtones

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 13:45

>>50
COBOL 2002 supports object-oriented programming and doesn't care as much about which column things begin and end in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 16:03

I'm a hot chick. And I program in FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 16:22

>>63
Do you have acne scars?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 16:26

>>63 tucks his dick between his legs and pretends to be Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 16:57

LEAH CULBER!!!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!!!!!

Name: MATHEMATICA MEME FAN 2008-07-13 17:32

If you ever want to visit Leah Culver, this map will guide you:


A = {{0, 18}, {0, 15}, {4, 20}, {16, 6}, {15, 18}, {20, 17}, {11, 1}, {4,
  17}, {5, 19}, {17, 2}, {8, 1}, {20, 13}, {10, 9}, {2, 11}, {9,
  8}, {15, 18}, {17, 10}, {7, 5}, {6, 13}, {2, 20}, {1, 0}, {1,
  3}, {7, 14}, {1, 13}, {12, 0}, {14, 15}, {12, 20}, {16, 0}, {6,
  12}, {5, 9}, {13, 19}, {8, 11}, {19, 6}, {8, 18}, {2, 9}, {17,
  6}, {8, 18}, {18, 7}, {2, 12}, {1, 7}, {6, 20}, {11, 15}, {4,
  19}, {2, 8}, {14, 11}, {20, 3}, {6, 12}, {7, 2}, {8, 7}, {11, 7}}

In[4]:= FindShortestTour[A]

Out[4]= {40 + 23 Sqrt[2] + 9 Sqrt[5] + 5 Sqrt[10] + Sqrt[26] +
  2 Sqrt[29] + Sqrt[65], {2, 24, 14, 35, 40, 22, 21, 44, 39, 30, 29,
  47, 19, 23, 32, 13, 50, 15, 49, 18, 48, 11, 7, 25, 28, 10, 46, 33,
  38, 36, 4, 45, 17, 12, 6, 5, 16, 31, 27, 26, 42, 34, 37, 41, 9, 8,
  43, 3, 20, 1}}

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:35

Mathematica is just lisp in disguise.

Name: MATHEMATICA MEME FAN 2008-07-13 17:36

It is the other way around.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:39

>>69
Prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:41

Burden of proof lies on you. You stated >>68 without facts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:42

>>71
Burden of proof lies on you. You stated >>69 without facts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:44

Burden of proof lies on you. You stated >>68 without facts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:50

I don't need to, it is self evident.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 20:28

you

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 20:36

This thread is unscientific and ultimately destructive

Name: So that the room will be empty 2008-07-14 4:47

So that the room will be empty

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-08 10:06

>>78
Go back to whatever pit you crawled out of

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-08 10:07


An esteemed professor of archeology was back from a dig in Israel where the oldest
settlement in that part of the world had been discovered, along with a tablet containing
drawings of what was thought to be the world's oldest writing.
The professor was there to give a slide show lecture and the hall was packed, standing
room only.

Finally, the tablet was discussed and a likeness of the symbols was put on the overhead
projector for all to see. You could hear a pin drop as the Professor explained his findings.

"The first symbol as you see is a woman - which we take to mean that this society held
women as equals if not in high respect and as an important part of life, showing their social
sophistication. Next we have a donkey, proving their domestication of of animals. Next we
have a shovel which ties in with the donkey - in that it symbolizes farming and working of
the land, cultivation of crops and building homes. Next we see a fish, further proving this
idea of a productive society that had the ability to farm and fish. And last, we see a Star of
David, showing that even at the beginning of what we can call recorded history of that area,
the people were religious and they saw this religion as the cornerstone of their family, work,
and culture together."

The room was quiet, reflecting with admiration, the simple ways of these people.

Then from the back came the voice of an old man.

"Excuse me?", he said. "I don't mean to cause a problem, but you have it all wrong".
"What do you mean?", called the professor as all heads turned.

"Well," said the old man, "this is from Israel, so you're reading Hebrew. Hebrew is read
right-to-left. You translated it left-to-right. According to my translation, it should really read:
"Holy mackerel - dig the ass on that broad!"

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-08 22:27

>>40
I think you're a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 22:40

>>81

RO RLY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 23:42

>>1
I do that sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 1:53

>>83
Me too.
Congratulations on starting a fresh thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 8:07

i still program in c because i think it makes me rebellious and cool.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 8:16

i still program in C because almost all modern operating systems are written >%75 in C

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 22:24

I still program in C because I cling to to my optimized ego and have not achieved satori

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 23:33

>>86
modern operating systems written in C: Minix, HelenOS
modern operating systems not written in C: Inferno, JX, JNode, Singularity, SharpOS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 23:48

>>88
modern operating systems written in C: Minix, HelenOS, ANONIX
fixed that for you

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 23:51

>>89
ANONIX doesn't have a kernel, just like GNU. not a real operating system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 23:59

>>88
There is no sense in which JNode, JX, Singularity, or SharpOS are ``modern operating systems''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 23:59

>>90
                  YHBT                 

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 1:12

>>91
MICROKERNELS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 5:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 5:30

>>94
>>90 was just trolling/ignorant/whatever. Hurd works for certain values of work.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 6:27

>>95
Not being stable and fast enough (yet), makes Hurd unsuitable for use in production systems. This is mainly the reason why there are very limited distributions that use Hurd as their kernel (actually there are only two, the Bee GNU/Hurd and the Debian GNU/Hurd).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 6:31

for certain values of work

I use Hurd today as a research system. Mach is slow as fuck. My normal system is FreeBSD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 6:53

MINIX 3 > L4Linux > * > Hurd

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 13:31

>>98
FreeBSD is so far to the left of that equation you need not even mention it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 14:51

>>99
freebsd is great for an operating system that started in 1969. hopefully soon some free microkernel (or hybrid kernel) OS will replace it, otherwise competing with windows and OS X (both use hybrid kernels) in the server market is going to become increasingly more difficult. i doubt apple is going to open up darwin enough to actually make it useable, and minix has a long way to go before it'd be a viable replacement for freebsd for a lot of people...

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 15:00

>>100
OS X
server market
ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 15:22

>>100
Hybrid kernels are only useful for closed-source bullshit where you're forced into that paradigm. There's nothing wrong with a monolithic kernel from a development perspective -- you can load and unload drivers in FreeBSD in the same manner that you do in Windows or OSX.

I've done driver development in both FreeBSD and Windows XP: writing FreeBSD kernel modules is just like writing normal code; writing XP kernel drivers is like writing normal NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL code, except with a shitty convoluted toolchain and a coconut up your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 15:27

i use boot camp because I get the stability of Windows with the value-of-money of Apple hardware.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 15:33

>>103
Oh Snap!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 15:50

FreeBSD > *

한국 > 일본

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 16:02

>>105
日本は一番です。

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 16:07

>>103
I mean what

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 16:10

>>106
한국이 최고 예요!
더러운 강아지 일본어

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 16:11

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 16:30

>>109
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DragonFly_BSD
Back to your pipe dreams, Matt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 5:14

>>102
Can you develop drivers for hardware without open specs?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 5:24

>>111
It's possible but far too annoying IMO. If I was to do that, I'd disassemble the existing binary in order to write specs for someone else to implement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 5:25

I haven't read my SICP today.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 8:57

>>113
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 10:38

>>113
I see what you did not do there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 11:47

I wrote 4chan.js

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 11:51

>>116
This may surprise you, but actually it was I who wrote 4chan.js

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 11:52

I AM 4chan.js!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:05

4chan.js is written in Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:06

>>118
I am the picture file which contains 4chan.js.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:39

I invented the "my dog has no pancreas" joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:42

My dog really has no pancreas :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:44

>>121
Then how does he break down proteins, carbohydrates and fats?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:48

>>123
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:49

old

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:51

>>125
Classic

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 12:56

>>123
He doesn't!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 13:59

I troll /prog/ to improve my trolling skills.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:02

(i.e. i don't have any personal attachment to this forum)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:06

I pretend I get trolled by the person above me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:08

>>130
You just try to minimize emotional harm from my trolling by pretending your posts are not genuine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:13

>>131
Meta-trolling in both directions..

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:15

>>132
Which directions? I intend only to troll using standard troll techniques. Don't Over-Interpret me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:24

>>133
左 & 오른쪽

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:26

>>134
There is no sense trolling myself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:29

I just want to be ;_; as good as FrozenVoid

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:30

I enjoy the fact that FV was successfully banned.

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-02-24 14:40



    HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-02-24 14:41

>>132 truth vs interpretation of truth. What you see as trolling is obviously correct if you interpret the posts literally.
>>136 Believe in yourself. There is no magic words. You don't even need to troll to be popular.
>>137 Or maybe he got bored with /prog/tards and their mods.

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est
 http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09042/av922.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:45

>>139
Nah, he was probably banned.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-02-24 14:50

>>140
But there is a sneaking suspicion that he somehow remains and trolls /prog/ anonymously,seeing how many threads are derailed is kinda reinforcing my opinion.

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 14:57

>>141
Nah, you're probably just obsessed with him and seeing his influence everywhere. /prog/ looks just like it did before FV used to troll it.

Name: V0id 2009-02-24 14:58

Thats right niggers.



_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda desu

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:02

>>143
I see what you did there.

_________________________
HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:25

>>141
I always wondered how FrozenVoid always posted his signature and tripcode. I mean, does he have it saved in a text file and does he have to copy and paste it each and everytime he wants to post? What a pain in the arse that is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:29

>>145
You can copy it from your last post. And there's a good chance your signature is already in the paste buffer.
__________________________
俺の若気をHAXX

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:31

>>145
GM script.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:32

>>145
Its doesn't take more effort than typing apt-get install synaptic

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-02-24 15:35

>>148
You missed an apostrophe in It's

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 15:36

>>149
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 16:25

Rank: VIPPER  | Subject: Re: Our dark secrets
Registered:    |
 2005-03-04   |  Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Posts: 2354   .|
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  じしf_, )ノ        | ``Computer science is the black magic of the 20th century'' -- A.C. Cudders
                     |

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 16:28

Rank: VIPPER  | Subject: Re: Our dark secrets
Registered:    |
2005-03-04    |  Let's try that again.
Posts: 2355    |
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 /l、          |
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l、 ~ヽ          |_________________________________________________________________________
じしf_, )ノ        | ``Computer science is the black magic of the 20th century'' -- A.C. Cudders
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 17:04

Rank: VIPPER  | Subject: Re: Our dark secrets
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 17:16

>>151
>>152
>>153

May I pet you, Cudders?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 17:18

``"

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 17:22

``''

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 17:25

back to mittens, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 19:04

HASKELL the DOG is [b]DEAD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 19:08

>>158
Is not. Though he did throw up yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 19:15

>>159
Did he throw up a monad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-24 19:45

>>160
No, but he's shitting arrows. It's distressing.

Name: HMA FAN 2009-02-24 22:48

>>161
I am not responsible for this. Honest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:39


The way I have   not yet found   a solution to   work then try   something else Google   read try What.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 23:22

This is an Incredible thread :o

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 6:42

hax my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 9:38

I LOVE MOGGY

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 16:23

lol wut

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 15:43

lawd

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 16:14

>>1
I remember posting this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:19

i hate niggers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:45

>>170
*Americans of african ethnicity

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:40

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:45

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:07

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:32

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:14

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:47

I actually like using secret alien technology.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 5:18

i like girls .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:27

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 7:52

copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 9:08

FUCK YOU OLD THREAD BUMPER

Name: John Anders 2009-11-16 4:00

REAL - - has some theology in it. Also the preface is not for you, just so you know.

This comes unedited, raw, be gential with critisisms of spelling, grammer, and no attempt to be tackt.  I would but Its not in the moment.

Also keep in mind that it reads very different.  I've had a chance to read it once though and it reads more coherent than I thought it would.  Almost intellectual, altleast in comparison in that it was a last resort letter written in the greatest depths of emotion that three years of unreasonable pain could afford.  Having planed much to communicate with you guys and then realizing that you would be too dense for and planned staged attack based on the best books on strategy, warfare and resource development.  Hey, if something is worth doing it's worth doing right, or in this case wrong.  It's all I've got.  And thinking as I wrote it, Ah ha, how could anyone not understand this when I am strait forward honest and reckless.  Raw emotion coming out and displaying three years of inward anger and conflict.  But reading though it I think of what Moroni wrote: essentially they will laugh because we can't communicate the spirit of our thoughts. I fear that it may not do its job when I had hoped for a sure fire thing. Things like the reference to the comfort of Jesus's words, unplanned, truly raw emotion, read like something out of the Christmas ensign. Instead of crying and realizing that I thank Jesus so much for his comfort and seeing how even just his word translated several times over still remain thee most prime example of comfort in the face of true hopelessness that anyone could right, and how special that is to me for what I've been through.

This was a last resort attempt at a three year attempt at well.. what it is.  It should be read as such and respected.  The cronicalizing of your morals depends on it.  I don't care if it can't read the way I wrote it.  You better get from it what it was.  Which is the only way I could have myself understood, have what was done to me understood, test your moral standing, and reconcile conflicts.

Why Why Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy,

are you people so hard to talk to.  Do you understand what I've been through because you all have an inability to talk to people.  Eighter you people label people prematurely and write them off.  Or you just never write back instead of just telling them you don't want to talk to someone.

I would give anything to be sure to have you talk to people the way they deserve to be talked to.  ANYTHING.  Please Please Please talk to people.  I would give you all the money I've got, every dime that I earn until I die to know that I got you to promise to talk to people.  Who cares about money!!! Burn everything we own, who CARES!!!!!  I will fly to provo right now and we will shake on it.  I promise for real that I would.  Take advantage of me... you can.  I will leave knowing that I don't have to worry about you hurting people like this.  Consiter this letter a contract.  I will do it if you want.  I promise.
Talk to people
 Its what normal people do!!!!!  They talk to peeeeeeeepole!!!!!!                 You have no clue how much I've had to work around all of you to try and talk.   Remember taaaaaaaaaaaaaalk (southern drawl retarded) taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk.    Again its what people do to take care of situations.


I HAD A BROKEN ARM WHEN I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!.      I wrote every freeeken letter with one arm because talking is what people do........................   So do you understand how awful it is to remember every day for threeeeee years how heartless people are.    Do you know what its like to write those very private words just to have them treated like nothing send them offfffff unedited because its just tooo much to edit them with one arm!! :<<<<<<<<<<<<  WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!   Knowing that those letters send so sloppy will embarase me hoping, hoping that the person on the other end might be human enough to look past it.

If only one person could understand that this is what defines my character.  That this is who I am...  I am my memories.  And no one, not my friends, not my family know who I am.  I am this.  I am love.  Love for the world that it might treat it's self better than this.  To know that I am better because God lifted me out of the pain I could never believe I felt and gave me a chance to base myself on what I've seen.  That I might with strength fight for a better world.

Well I tried to forgive, but I misunderstood how it was done.   I thought it was just to forget what was done.  But this was just denial and it would haunt me at night to TRY and understand who would do the things these people have chosen to do.  To never think beyond there own self and see it from another end.

This inability to figure out how to set this in my past caused me to pray more.  I already knew who I was but I needed to know how to be comfortable with well..  everything.  I then read in Matt just at a glance one day.  Note: The words of JESUS.  what could be so comforting?

Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the alter, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;

Leave there thy gift before the alter, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

I think what he is saying is that it doesn't matter which side we are on.  We need to be mature enough to try and reconcile a situation no matter what side we are on, even if it mean going to someone and telling them what they have done even if there is the chance that they will take it as an insult instead of a chance for two lives to be in harmony.

To have the person who did the most wrong against me be my brother again, (well your not a boy I guess).  This is good and fullfulls every unsatisfied wound.

To have one person who knows what I've been though.  Just one.  Another human being, because it impossible to explain this to another.

So a quick list of grievances, incomplete and unpolished.
Keep in mind that this isn't the point of the letter.  Sorry if I offend but I can't just keep it to myself any longer.
Mike, you asserted that I was a creep and were quick to judge.  I am not a creep.  I am an upright citizen, always helping the elderly, I did today.  Hard working. And an enjoyable person to talk to. And a Patriot to the death Disclaimer: The analogy doesn't work all the way though.  If your wife had just died, and you in emotional distress and looking for comfort, I butted in and stated that you were an adulterer and shouldn't care anyway.  How would that make you feel, especially you knowing that it is slanderous.  Only then would it be OK for you to claim that what you did was not a big deal.

Also Mike.  Your inability to trust another person scares me.  It seems I could have been in a life or death situation and you would have believed I was lying.  Can't you trust another person.  I believe I deserve more respect than that.  You are in fact in a great debt of respect.  In an older time the same actions would have resulted in a duel and your head wuo.....  Ahh  , lets not go there.  Really, in older times that level of distrust and disrespect would be considered the mark of one with zero or negative honor and it would be considered a duty to well, .... so no one else in town would have to live around you.  We put up with it today and will look past it, and of course it is my Christlike duty, but no one wants that kind of crap from you.  And in older times we wouldn't have it.

Melissa.  Well, all of that stuff would be private, seeing as I made the mistake loving you then.  In a way I have found this to be true though.  Of the few girls I have ever been able to honestly say I have loved, and really really mean it, that number being two, a level of platonic love is always present and I care.  That being said I care deeply about you getting past this inability to communicate and dampened level of care.  What do I know.  I've only seen a few instances, including just lately.  But it has been 100%  Do you have a heart?  I'm more worried about others than myself.  If you do, to what end does it stop working?  Does it only work when convenient?  When you are married, to what end will it go when things get bad?  Will if fail then too?  Poor hubby! He doesn't deserve that.

About grievances and you.  Look I can't just not let you know them.  I won't do that.  I won't mean them in a mean way.  But I will stop at no end to make sure you do here them.  Remember, someone telling another about whats been done wrong is just communication.  It's what most of us do.






Notes::
Really, take me up on the money thing.  I would gladly live the rest of my days in slavery knowing what I would know then.  Life would be meaningfull and I could die happily.  I mean that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-16 4:07

Jesus
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-16 4:57

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>>183
HAHA, I see you faggots are up as late as I am.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-16 6:07

>>184
its 12:08 am down here .

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:45


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