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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:10 ID:JEvVfMzA

I always use [code] tags on the period at the end of the sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:23 ID:zTjC28iC

I always type I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER in [rem] tags at the start of each post

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:33 ID:qqzhS6IW

I always masturbate while reading /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:35 ID:D1k4x2Mt

Holy shit, [rem].

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:48 ID:3d4rxGfM

I don't think Java is bad

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 16:16 ID:Heaven

>>5
FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:01 ID:z1CBStFj

I program in java and like it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:04 ID:aDWSZcYY

I

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:XgiOGcSa

EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:Heaven

nop

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:31 ID:XgiOGcSa

EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:43 ID:Heaven

I will never get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:16 ID:oL0eJHkI

>>12
welcome to /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:29 ID:maQpIPrl

i talk in #bbcode on rizon

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:46 ID:fAoQ4s+N

I wrote the angered expert programmer copypasta but i wasn't really angry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:55 ID:wPXUx/Ko

I like the forced indentation of code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:57 ID:H9SXNa8t

>>15
Actually, I invented that meme. Some guy started a thread asking really annoying newbie questions, and when he was referred to unix man pages and said he didn't know what a man page was... I just lost it, anon. I lost my cool that night, I'll never forget it.

Anyway on topic, I invented most, if not all, of the /prog/ memes. This includes
* Forced indentation
* My other car is a cdr
* Satori
* Suave yoshi (space toad) lisp
* Pronounciation threads
* ``WE TRUE NERDS'' copypasta
* Proper quotes (``'')
* Meme stealing
* Announcing what memes you've invented

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 21:21 ID:oCfr7BZu

I invented bump, the forced indentation of code, is this your way to say "I've read SICP", ??? PROFIT, Yoshinoya, too bad Ruby on Rails is slow as fuck, tablecat, copypasta, fairX the haxxor, Chris Hanssen, pig disgusting, this thread has peacefully ended, Lunix, GNAA, stackfags and enterprise, among others.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 21:59 ID:zTjC28iC

>>18
this guys full of shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 23:24 ID:HE8lrFks

``yup."

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 0:07 ID:m3sQ+hdF

>>17
FUCK YOU I INVENTED THE MEME STEALING MEME

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 2:28 ID:VXOj0QIA

>>21
I INVENTED THE WORDS "FUCK YOU".

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 2:31 ID:ThaiT9IQ

I INVENTED UPPERCASE LETTERS AND MR "LIKES-TO-AGE-THREADS"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 4:50 ID:f+Fu+mBI

I INVENTED THIS THREAD, SO IN A WAY... I AM YOUR FATHER!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 6:13 ID:Heaven

I invented lambda calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


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preg_match_all("/res\/.+?.html/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html"),$t);
preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


<?php
preg_match_all("/res\/.+?.html/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html"),$t);
preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 6:41 ID:Heaven


<?php
preg_match_all("/res\/.+?.html/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html"),$t);
preg_match_all("/\/src\/.+?.\.(jpg|png|gif|swf)/",file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b/".$t[0][0]),$s);
file_put_contents(str_replace("/src/","",end($s[0])),file_get_contents("http://img.4chan.org/b".end($s[0];)));
?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 18:58

Lolwut.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 19:31

I always read j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/ before I go to bed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 13:36

everybody stand back!
i know regular expressions!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 16:29

I invented #sicp. You heard it, it's not fucking Xarn. That mean person had the guys to steal my channel and transfer it to some shitty IRC network of his friends. You heard it here, Xarn: You are no longer special, kid. And we here at /prog/ got blags too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 21:14

>>32
If you're Cin`, it's your own fault for picking a horrible network and leaving entirely after a few days.
If you're not, you're lying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 0:44

I make Sussman gifs1.

[1] - http://i37.tinypic.com/2a4s7xf.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 6:39

>>34
That's a jpg in disguise >:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:10

>>33
No, I was first to suggest opening an IRC chatroom for all the intellectuals lurking this board. Thus, I am the prophet and the ruler of #sicp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:30

I am currently maintaining some ancient COBOL code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:48

I skipped a chapter in PAIP because I couldn't think ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:53

>>37
How much does COBOL suck?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 10:59

I think Java is not a bad language.
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