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Urgent /prog/ meeting (12/8)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 17:20 ID:WpS+G874

Fellow /prog/rammers. By now, you have witnessed, or are in the process of witnessing, the downfall of what was once a beautiful arena of knowledge. Forced memes, 13-year old script kiddie wannabes and RuneScape players are just a few of the beings destroying our arena. We must take it back.
Any suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 17:22 ID:gRk310hS

>>1
#bbcode on rizon, we shall have a conference

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 17:29 ID:Heaven

My suggestion is to shut the fuck up, accept the reality and find another, more serious programming community if you don't like /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 17:41 ID:gRk310hS

>>3
prime example of what we're dealing with here,
silly angsty teenage nerds

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 17:51 ID:Heaven

>>4
silly, angsty - no
teenage - sadly, yes
nerd - fuck yes, and I am proud of it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 18:04 ID:Carf8Qdd

I LISTEN TO INFECTED MUSHROOM WHILE I WRITE JAVA BECAUSE I AM 1337

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 18:20 ID:8zSFemhl

This board used to actually have useful discussion a few years ago. Now it's just 4CHAN: MEME MACHINE, and has really tanked the past few weeks.

Nothing wrong with that, but all the "serious" boards are too INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 19:43 ID:gRk310hS

>>5
He admitted to all 3 terms

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 19:43 ID:Heaven

>>7
"useful discussion" probably means shit you could understand,
well heres news for you SMART PEOPLE JUST GOT HERE and if you dont understand the discussion because too high level for you then your should fuck off and read SICP like we have.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 19:50 ID:Heaven

>>3
Whut, like lambda the ultiwankity-wank-wank?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 19:51 ID:Z/vdWoaJ

SMART PEOPLE JUST KICKED IN YO

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 21:23 ID:12x/Fgjh

>>1 is not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 21:32 ID:gRk310hS

>>10
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN **EXPERT PROGRAMMER**
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 22:03 ID:vIntgM2l

OKAY YOU FUCKING SPELLED "FUCKING" A "FUQIN" SO I HATE YOU KTHX

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 22:04 ID:12x/Fgjh

>>14
bitches dont know bout my copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 22:24 ID:WpS+G874

>>14
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN
>>13,15

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 22:26 ID:WpS+G874

>>1,16
Same... person?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 0:35 ID:8ghmfVUI

I LISTEN TO INFECTED MUSHROOM WHILE I WRITE JAVA BECAUSE I AM 1337

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 9:50 ID:/2vXG/4M

>Any suggestions?
1. Use tripcodes. Read your favorite posters. Ignore anonymous.
2. Go to Usenet. It ain't dead yet.
3. Start your own damn board and program it however you like.
   Copy serious business there. Get Google Ads. Profit.
4. Leave and never look back. It's a big, big Internet out
   there.
5. IRC. Already lots of programmer channels.
6. Mailing lists. Already lots of programmer lists.
7. Give in. 2chan is the oldest of these anonymous boards, and
   it proved that anonymous, unmoderated boards turn to crap
   over time. Coming here is like digging through the garbage
   dump. You may find something good, but probably not, and
   it will be a lot of work either way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 9:55 ID:HMm572Az

what you /prog/ers need to understand is that /prog/ can be serious from times to times, but we're here for the lulz.
Seriously when i come here i expect for a post to make my day, not to give me material to work for another 12 hours (although that happends occasionally -- like that guy who worked for microsoft and leaked close-sourced code here in /prog/)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:15 ID:lRVdA/GD

1. Log in to IRC
2. /server [whatever]
3. /join #prog
4. Ask question
5. Wait 20 years
6. No response
7. IRC sucks
8. NO PROFIT TODAY SIRS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:30 ID:+zOq1ssq

>we're here for the lulz
What lulz? Where is one funny thing in here?
Post a link. I dare you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:36 ID:4Wpgfd+v

>>22
<=>

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:39 ID:gM+1Abb6

I see. You're an idiot. No wonder you like it here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:43 ID:YXVtwIsS

>>20
I completely agree with you expect that OP is exactly right: /prog/ has been horribly crappy for the last week or so. There's nothing LULlable about ``I LISTEN TO INFECTED MUSHROOM WHILE I WRITE JAVA BECAUSE I AM 1337'' and there has been a huge flood of skript kiddie threads lately.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:44 ID:Heaven

>>25
EXPECT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 10:48 ID:llpxovY1

>>19
2channel is the oldest, and it works.  The programming board there probably isn't that bad, but I can't grok the moonspeak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 11:25 ID:Heaven

2channel has moderators. They proved what happens without moderators.

Trivia: 2channel has lawsuit rulings against it in Japan. They may allow looli, but defamation of character is serious business.


Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 11:36 ID:Heaven

Wikipedia said that 'Common Lisp has a plethora of data types, more than many other languages.' and I found this hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 17:28 ID:8PULiwYt

Is there any other at active anonymous programming board? Not counting 4-ch, it's very much noise.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 19:03 ID:pvmRnzaL

>>29
What is hillarious about that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 19:04 ID:pvmRnzaL

>>29
There are a lot of data types:

http://www.supelec.fr/docs/cltl/clm/node15.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 22:17 ID:6tkvHffb

>>30
4-ch's /prog/ S/N ratio is way higher than here though. Of course, nobody ever posts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 4:00 ID:Heaven

7chan has a programming imageboard at http://lol.7chan.org/pr/ which is mostly a bunch of script kiddies who think they're the shit because they're level 70 in warcraft and can write mirc scripts. Plus tj9991 (think Trevorchan) is a mod there. Need I go on?

Then there's this: http://sovietrussia.org/code/ - but it's pretty much fucking deserted. It at least has code, though...

So yeah, what >>33 said. http://4-ch.net/code/ really is a good place for actual discussion about programming, albeit maybe a bit stuck-up sometimes, and suffers from not enough people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 22:48 ID:/Vg/mK0a

omg! ALT CODES?! WTF EXPERT PROGRAMMER ON TEH LOOSE

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 12:01

I am the phantom autist

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 12:01

I am the phantom autist

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 16:52

>>39
Yes, you are.

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