Urgent /prog/ meeting (12/8)

Fellow /prog/rammers. By now, you have witnessed, or are in the process of witnessing, the downfall of what was once a beautiful arena of knowledge. Forced memes, 13-year old script kiddie wannabes and RuneScape players are just a few of the beings destroying our arena. We must take it back.
Any suggestions?

what you /prog/ers need to understand is that /prog/ can be serious from times to times, but we're here for the lulz.
Seriously when i come here i expect for a post to make my day, not to give me material to work for another 12 hours (although that happends occasionally -- like that guy who worked for microsoft and leaked close-sourced code here in /prog/)