Urgent /prog/ meeting (12/8)

Fellow /prog/rammers. By now, you have witnessed, or are in the process of witnessing, the downfall of what was once a beautiful arena of knowledge. Forced memes, 13-year old script kiddie wannabes and RuneScape players are just a few of the beings destroying our arena. We must take it back.
Any suggestions?

>>14
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>13,15