Urgent /prog/ meeting (12/8)

Fellow /prog/rammers. By now, you have witnessed, or are in the process of witnessing, the downfall of what was once a beautiful arena of knowledge. Forced memes, 13-year old script kiddie wannabes and RuneScape players are just a few of the beings destroying our arena. We must take it back.
Any suggestions?

Wikipedia said that 'Common Lisp has a plethora of data types, more than many other languages.' and I found this hilarious.