- CDs and DVDs all over
- a fan
- a few pairs of headphones
- hard drives
- router
- scanner
- comb
- coke bottle
- DS
- StarCraft, Pokémon Pearl and Myst IV cases
- DVD burner
- pens
- a cactus
- self-printed YAHT
- wires wires wires
Laptop
Phone
Lamp
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Empty Iced Tea Glass
Empty Hot Dog Plate
Digital Camera
Comb
Nail Clippers
MP3 Player
Airline Flight Time Schedule
Various Bank Brochures
Pen
Paper
Eyeglass Cleaner
Various Business Cards
Key to work
Bank Statement ($4300 lol)
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-06 19:40 ID:tRtSeuNv
Empty coffee mug.
Tissue paper
Keys
Watch
CD rack thing
Pen
LCD monitor
Router
G6 Lite USB connector
``32/64-Bit 80x86 Assembly Language Architecture'' book (by Leiterman)
software, computer, frozzen water bottle, phone, phonebook, printer, spoon, camera case, more softwar, speakers, light, book, mail, color wonder marker, lego exo-force pizza hut cup, highschool yearbook, ninder of emails,keepboards for my z board, random cables, a Y2K bug plush, copy of twised metal head on, random button, my flash drive, and my desk with more random shit in it
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-06 22:21 ID:hQV7O/VB
My Ruby book (in before somehow weeaboo), pencil cup, game controller, wallet, stack of pirated shit in slim cases, wasp nest spray, some change, my notebook that conveniently doubles as a mouse pad, my cell phone, keys with dragonite keychain i got from burger king like eight years ago, scissors.
>>23 My Ruby book (in before somehow weeaboo), pencil cup, game controller, wallet, stack of pirated shit in slim cases, wasp nest spray, some change, my notebook that conveniently doubles as a mouse pad, my cell phone, keys with dragonite keychain i got from burger king like eight years ago, scissors.
PSYCHI
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-06 23:12 ID:ZEgUkZ00
Besides all of the computer equipment,
Infinity Beta 20 speakers (really nice sound, but really too big for a computer)
university roommate assignment (two different versions listing two sets of roommates...)
secondary pair of glasses
Japanese-English character dictionary
Galileo thermometer
brush; my comb is missing
a lego robot I made started years ago but never completed
a tiny flashlight that straps around your finger
3 of my 4 graphing calculators
a multimeter
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-06 23:17 ID:KLwv1YwU
[*] Old motherboard,
[*] kettle,
[*] bottle of kefir,
[*] telephone,
[*] notebook,
[*] pc,
[*] two displays,
[*] flask of ethanol,
[*] cables, headphones,
[*] soldering iron,
[*] bottle of piracetam,
[*] markers,
[*] pens,
[*] lots of paper,
[*] cds,
[*] old pcmcia ethernet card,
[*] math books,
[*] stack of old journals,
[*] dirty t-shirt,
[*] rolled world map,
[*] bandana,
[*] Intel processor manuals
I have two tables next to each other so they count as one.
keyboard
mouse
monitor
telephone
headset
a stack of post-it notes
lots of sheets of A4, some blank, some not
a set of trays, all overflowing with documents
a copied windows XP OEM CD
all 5 volumes of Intel's IA-32 software development manual
the telephone manual
a digital camera
a black ballpoint pen
My computer is not on my desk, it's attached to the side of it with a 'CPU holder' that is actually manufactured in our factory here
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 8:04 ID:QgtS9UXQ
a sound system controller, a thermometer, an unused 19" TFT monitor, two left and right speakers, two tubs of tooth paste, a USB drive, a thesaurus, two ballpoint pens, two electrical tape rolls, a pack of paperclips, my laptop's charger transformer thingie, a "finding nemo" cup I used for hot chocolate, a german dictionary, an insence holder, a pair of scissors, a tooth brush, a college book I've written all over with designs for a type system and pattern matching for my lisp dialect, my mouse, my laptop, a key, some bits of cardboard, a bowl with a spoon in it, my resting arms, probably some pubes
I just noticed I had some fun writing this but I find reading other people's amazingly uninteresting. Commencing sage.
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 8:16 ID:9xEfiObe
Marine Corps Ka-bar knives, an arrow, a spearhead, two silver spikes, several throwing stars with engravings on them, a revolver-type grenade launcher (loaded with police 37mm grenades), two flare guns, two tasers, two double-barrel sawn-off shotguns (another shotgun with long barrels was taken in Hook Man), a pistol grip pump-action shotgun (which is used to prop the door open), and a Heckler & Koch G3A3ZF sniper rifle. There are also several pistols including: a silver Desert Eagle, silver Colt 1911 with engravings, a silver Beretta 92FS (and the matte black Beretta 92FS as well), a matte black Colt M1911, and a Smith and Wesson M645.
Fail troll should have tricked us better with xmlhttprequest. Nothing screams "oh shit, something's up" like iframes.
Oh, and the desk... yeah.
Laptop
19" CRT
Keyboard/Mouse
Coffee Cup
Papers/Sticky notes fucking everywhere.
That was boring. Sage.
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 17:39 ID:VC0VSxPf
>Japanese-English character dictionary
WTF? Get a denshi jisho or something. I hope you don't actually USE it.
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 17:58 ID:4cQrnul2
There is nothing on my desk. I can't reach SATORI if useless and inanimate objects (which may be useful to lower human beings) in my field of view disturb my meditation.
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 21:43 ID:qXoi0aiY
empty full throttle bottle
plate with used napkins and crumbs from my blt
empty cup
alarm clock
cloth to clean glasses
printer
lava lamp
c/c++ programmer's reference
one of my two speakers
printer
crt
keyboard
knife
battery
ttc transfer
change
black marker
toilet paper roll
paper towel roll
blank cd/dvd media
those things you squeeze
mouse pad
mouse
toy from some candy thing I bought
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 21:57 ID:K6+uKGqJ
ukulele
blank DVDs (unopened)
cell phone
an empty juice bottle
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 22:04 ID:FzKl8nu2
DS
TV remote
Extra monitor
Lappy
2 weeks worth of dishes
Pictures of family members and cats
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-07 23:37 ID:o6ORWc2c
You are standing where my desk should be. There is no desk.
LOOK DOWN
There is a copy of 'The Art of Intrusion', two dirty shirts, and trash comprised of empty slurpee cups, prawn cracker-like tissues and a birthday card on the floor.
GET TRASH
'The Art of Intrusion' has been added to your inventory.
KILL SELF
You are now an hero.
Game Over (131pts).
Would you like to play again (Y/N)?
>
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-08 12:36 ID:nsctamQQ
13 ACTION SHOTS of your father rubbing my nipples with scented oil as i pork your mother softly in a pit of vipers on fire.
Name:
Anonymous2007-08-08 14:43 ID:PONJMXFc
A bunch of junk
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-17 13:21
My first thread. :(
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-17 13:23
laserjet, laptop, beer
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-17 13:35
A can of sardines filled with cigarette butts
A pack of Marlboro's
A Philips headpone held together with duct tape
My credit card
A piece of cardboard
Six speakers
A broken mug
Whisky
A VHS
Wrappers for various foodstuffs
Hello Kitty Pez dispenser
A pile of blank(?) CDs
A pile of various HDDs, Zip drives and related devices
A laptop
A condom wrapper.
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-17 14:16
my lunch; last nights beef and brocolli
tux the penguin
assorted o'really books
a cup full o' pens, chopsticks, sharpies
work's mac book pro
my eeepcee
logitech marble mouse
assorted bags of tea
custom beer mug with my face on it
my personal stainless steel thermos mug: contents earl grey tea
jar of vietnamese chili garlic paste
bottle of chipotle tabasco
3 copies of the snow leopard upgrade dvd
a 00 phillips screwdriver
a 000 phillips screwdriver
a voip phone
a apple
piles of paper
a pile of cds/dvds
a spool of velcro cable ties
a stack of bizz cards
drafting lamp
cheap sennheiser headphones
a desk fan
etc etc
Two monitors, a laptop, a keyboard, and a mouse.
A KVM switch control button.
A bunch of pendrives.
A Mini USB cable.
A DVI-VGA adapter.
A notebook and two pens.
A pair of surgical tweezers.
Two OLFA hobby knives.
Approximately 30 cm of a metre metal ruler.
A multi-tool.
A Konata Izumi figurine.
Tickets to of Montreal
Tickets to Rock the Bells
Wallet
Bouncy ball
Red rubber band
iPad
MacBook Pro
iMac
Apple Wireless Keyboard
Apple Magic Mouse
iPod Touch
Black ink pen
Fantasy football draft order sheet
HTC Hero
Twisty tie to a loaf of bread
two monitors, a fan, a coffee mug, a cup, a blackberry, an ipod touch, a yogurt cup, two jars of coins and some loose ones, a piggy bank (actually in the shape of a pig), a beer bottle, speakers, a lamp, scissors, curtain brackets, a pencil, envelopes, a rubik's cube, a transit card, a button, some cables, some business cards, some papers, keyboard, mouse
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-17 23:47
cup of coffee
gel pen, uniball signo rt .38mm tip
1gb toshiba flashdrive
cannabis glass pipe
two packs of tissues
a lighter
a small metal cannabis pipe
nail clippers
8gb toshiba flashdrive
micro sd -> usb coverter stick
pocket knife
figurine of konata from lucky star in her mizugi
business card of store operator of piggly wiggly in my area
guitar pick
hair bands some
loose change
a few cannabis seeds
Keyboard
Mouse
Cellphone (Nokia 5800XpressMusic)
S-ATA cable
Wallet
USB NAND thingie... Why did I have to forget what it's called NOW?
Two pencils
In-ear headset
Bus tickets
My computer
Monitor
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-18 10:13
Innovative Concepts That Cannot be Found anywhere else.
>>81
Welcome to /prog/, where your other meme is a /b/.
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-18 12:35
cell phone
wallet
keys
Post-It Notes (blue and salmon color)
bottle of water
deodorant
lamp
belt
Physics books
Java book
C++ book
box of q-tips
box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
coffee cup with small amount of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk
electric razor
stack of notebooks
empty folders
monitor/keyboard/mouse/mouse pad
empty blunt wrap packages
>>81-82
``Sent from my iProduct'' has been a /prog/ joke for longer than any /b/tard has been financially independent enough to be able to afford any of them.