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Look at your desk and list what you see

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:19 ID:9FZEGrSI

A copy of SICP
A pencil
a notebook
Two glasses of tea
Snickers bar
a stapler

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:19 ID:AYze300s

But I'm in bed right now!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:28 ID:nr+bWEbE

lots of CDs, 2 compiler monitors, a lamp... OH GOD THIS IS INTERERSTING

FUCK THIS THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:46 ID:ysR09aKu

>>3
Here, have mine: "g"

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 17:37 ID:w8dwUDoL

my dick

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:04 ID:Heaven

un cup of Red Fruits tea
tissue
a gyroscope
a screwdriver
a wallet

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:07 ID:gtolsbdZ

a bowl with milk in it
a cup
a remote
a q-tip
a nail clipper
measuring tape
10 copies of SICP
and a name plate that says 'EXPERT PROGRAMMER'

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:21 ID:Heaven

dead lolis
broken condoms
dried up blood
an axe

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:50 ID:AXoWS7Cs

>>8
I came

- CDs and DVDs all over
- a fan
- a few pairs of headphones
- hard drives
- router
- scanner
- comb
- coke bottle
- DS
- StarCraft, Pokémon Pearl and Myst IV cases
- DVD burner
- pens
- a cactus
- self-printed YAHT
- wires wires wires

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:52 ID:Heaven

IBM Model M and flickering 15" CRT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:10 ID:pb9VhtXd

>>8
 > get axe

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:33 ID:sZ63jLLb

Laptop
Phone
Lamp
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Empty Iced Tea Glass
Empty Hot Dog Plate
Digital Camera
Comb
Nail Clippers
MP3 Player
Airline Flight Time Schedule
Various Bank Brochures
Pen
Paper
Eyeglass Cleaner
Various Business Cards
Key to work
Bank Statement ($4300 lol)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:40 ID:tRtSeuNv

Empty coffee mug.
Tissue paper
Keys
Watch
CD rack thing
Pen
LCD monitor
Router
G6 Lite USB connector
``32/64-Bit 80x86 Assembly Language Architecture'' book (by Leiterman)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:45 ID:VWMsJw0E

>>12

OH WOW, Keyboard? Monitor?! And even a MOUSE?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:49 ID:sZ63jLLb

>>14
...Yes?  Is there something wrong with that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:17 ID:Heaven

>>15
Perhaps you misunderstood the OP. He meant your working desk, not your computer desk.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:47 ID:nr+bWEbE

>>15
lol idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:51 ID:j7JRQ9hL

>>16 How would a person work without a computer. Regardless, any decent desk contains a computer and enough space to work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:11 ID:mF34rR2i

Whats a SICP??

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:28 ID:gtolsbdZ

the OP is trying to figure out whos house to rob, i'm not a no0b, you can't fool me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:36 ID:lTCVBATW

>>19
I pray to Krishna you're a troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 22:07 ID:U667PKjE

software, computer, frozzen water bottle, phone, phonebook, printer, spoon, camera case, more softwar, speakers, light, book, mail, color wonder marker, lego exo-force pizza hut cup, highschool yearbook, ninder of emails,keepboards for my z board, random cables, a Y2K bug plush, copy of twised metal head on, random button, my flash drive, and my desk with more random shit in it

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 22:21 ID:hQV7O/VB

My Ruby book (in before somehow weeaboo), pencil cup, game controller, wallet, stack of pirated shit in slim cases, wasp nest spray, some change, my notebook that conveniently doubles as a mouse pad, my cell phone, keys with dragonite keychain i got from burger king like eight years ago, scissors.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 22:45 ID:sZ63jLLb

>>16
There's no difference in my case

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 22:52 ID:nr+bWEbE

>>23
My Ruby book (in before somehow weeaboo), pencil cup, game controller, wallet, stack of pirated shit in slim cases, wasp nest spray, some change, my notebook that conveniently doubles as a mouse pad, my cell phone, keys with dragonite keychain i got from burger king like eight years ago, scissors.

PSYCHI

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 23:12 ID:ZEgUkZ00

Besides all of the computer equipment,
Infinity Beta 20 speakers (really nice sound, but really too big for a computer)
university roommate assignment (two different versions listing two sets of roommates...)
secondary pair of glasses
Japanese-English character dictionary
Galileo thermometer
brush; my comb is missing
a lego robot I made started years ago but never completed
a tiny flashlight that straps around your finger
3 of my 4 graphing calculators
a multimeter

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 23:17 ID:KLwv1YwU

[*] Old motherboard,
[*] kettle,
[*] bottle of kefir,
[*] telephone,
[*] notebook,
[*] pc,
[*] two displays,
[*] flask of ethanol,
[*] cables, headphones,
[*] soldering iron,
[*] bottle of piracetam,
[*] markers,
[*] pens,
[*] lots of paper,
[*] cds,
[*] old pcmcia ethernet card,
[*] math books,
[*] stack of old journals,
[*] dirty t-shirt,
[*] rolled world map,
[*] bandana,
[*] Intel processor manuals
I have two tables next to each other so they count as one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 6:06 ID:YM71RnW7

Gold : 35
octopus beak : 1
mermaid gills : 1
koala heart : 1
Dual Cobble of Worry : 1
bunny ear : 1
Rusty Flannel : 2
Lace : 1
unicorn blood : 1
dervish robe : 1
zombie forehead : 1
Gleaming Festoon of Fear: 1
+1 Studden Parasol: 1
Macrame : 1
-4 Chamois : 1

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 6:35 ID:7MBrTJHi

I'm at work, so my list is:

keyboard
mouse
monitor
telephone
headset
a stack of post-it notes
lots of sheets of A4, some blank, some not
a set of trays, all overflowing with documents
a copied windows XP OEM CD
all 5 volumes of Intel's IA-32 software development manual
the telephone manual
a digital camera
a black ballpoint pen

My computer is not on my desk, it's attached to the side of it with a 'CPU holder' that is actually manufactured in our factory here

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 8:04 ID:QgtS9UXQ

a sound system controller, a thermometer, an unused 19" TFT monitor, two left and right speakers, two tubs of tooth paste, a USB drive, a thesaurus, two ballpoint pens, two electrical tape rolls, a pack of paperclips, my laptop's charger transformer thingie, a "finding nemo" cup I used for hot chocolate, a german dictionary, an insence holder, a pair of scissors, a tooth brush, a college book I've written all over with designs for a type system and pattern matching for my lisp dialect, my mouse, my laptop, a key, some bits of cardboard, a bowl with a spoon in it, my resting arms, probably some pubes

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 8:07 ID:Heaven

I just noticed I had some fun writing this but I find reading other people's amazingly uninteresting. Commencing sage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 8:16 ID:9xEfiObe

Marine Corps Ka-bar knives, an arrow, a spearhead, two silver spikes, several throwing stars with engravings on them, a revolver-type grenade launcher (loaded with police 37mm grenades), two flare guns, two tasers, two double-barrel sawn-off shotguns (another shotgun with long barrels was taken in Hook Man), a pistol grip pump-action shotgun (which is used to prop the door open), and a Heckler & Koch G3A3ZF sniper rifle. There are also several pistols including: a silver Desert Eagle, silver Colt 1911 with engravings, a silver Beretta 92FS (and the matte black Beretta 92FS as well), a matte black Colt M1911, and a Smith and Wesson M645.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 8:26 ID:Heaven

>>31
Same here, lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 10:52 ID:CAZJCU8z

WTF! Since when did 4chan update/move their site?!

This one looks better anyway.

http://h1.ripway.com/4chanpost/4chan.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 11:00 ID:CAZJCU8z

Yeah, the new 4chan looks better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 11:17 ID:Heaven

>>34 Shut the fuck up.
>>35 lowercase.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 12:18 ID:Heaven

Fail troll should have tricked us better with xmlhttprequest. Nothing screams "oh shit, something's up" like iframes.

Oh, and the desk... yeah.
Laptop
19" CRT
Keyboard/Mouse
Coffee Cup
Papers/Sticky notes fucking everywhere.

That was boring. Sage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 17:39 ID:VC0VSxPf

>Japanese-English character dictionary

WTF? Get a denshi jisho or something. I hope you don't actually USE it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 17:58 ID:4cQrnul2

There is nothing on my desk. I can't reach SATORI if useless and inanimate objects (which may be useful to lower human beings) in my field of view disturb my meditation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 21:43 ID:qXoi0aiY

empty full throttle bottle
plate with used napkins and crumbs from my blt
empty cup
alarm clock
cloth to clean glasses
printer
lava lamp
c/c++ programmer's reference
one of my two speakers
printer
crt
keyboard
knife
battery
ttc transfer
change
black marker
toilet paper roll
paper towel roll
blank cd/dvd media
those things you squeeze
mouse pad
mouse
toy from some candy thing I bought

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