Look at your desk and list what you see

A copy of SICP
A pencil
a notebook
Two glasses of tea
Snickers bar
a stapler

My Ruby book (in before somehow weeaboo), pencil cup, game controller, wallet, stack of pirated shit in slim cases, wasp nest spray, some change, my notebook that conveniently doubles as a mouse pad, my cell phone, keys with dragonite keychain i got from burger king like eight years ago, scissors.