Look at your desk and list what you see

A copy of SICP
A pencil
a notebook
Two glasses of tea
Snickers bar
a stapler

>>80
[quote]iPad[/quote]
Leave this place

>>81
Welcome to /prog/, where your other meme is a /b/.

cell phone
wallet
keys
Post-It Notes (blue and salmon color)
bottle of water
deodorant
lamp
belt
Physics books
Java book
C++ book
box of q-tips
box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
coffee cup with small amount of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk
electric razor
stack of notebooks
empty folders
monitor/keyboard/mouse/mouse pad
empty blunt wrap packages

>>81-82
``Sent from my i^Product'' has been a /prog/ joke for longer than any /b/tard has been financially independent enough to be able to afford any of them.

>>84
I have never been financially independent.

>>85
That was the point.

>>85
In the coming Greatest Depression, who in the hell will be?

>>86
Hang on to your assets for as long as you can. That's what she said.

ITT: posts that nobody reads

Take a shit all over your desk and list what you see.