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Most in Demand Language?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:03

So, what languages are in the most demand in the industy? What do you think? C/C++? Java? And so on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:35

This damned "industry" is all about Javur and whatever managers read in this month's edition of the Daily Stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:46

Jarvur is getting muscled out by C-octothorpe .NOT

XML is still a good thing to have on your CV though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 6:04

Yeah, managers suffer from spontaneous orgasming when they hear "XML". They would want to describe even their own stupidity using an XML document. If you're a manager and reading this, you already came two times, and you must be tired, please go home while your developers do the ugly work you've asked them to do using loads of Java and XML OOPS SORRY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 14:57

I intentionally not-know these political languages so that the only people who hire me will be people who aren't so superficial.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 15:42

>>5
Let me guess: you're unemployed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 17:30

>>6

Let me guess: you think the only companies that hire people are Microsoft and Sun

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 17:50 (sage)

>>5
Enjoy your PIC assembly on a chip that isn't endowed with a UART!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 18:45

Speaking of C/C++ which is better to learn first? C or C++? Is it wise to just forget C and go with C++? Or learn C and then go on to C++? Or is it okay to just stick with C?

This is with previous programming knowledge. I've dabled in other things already (like Java and Python).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:01

>>9

Go with C.  C++ is just C with objects.

And OOP is overrated and for stupid people and liars.  Coding in C will teach you to be careful and observant about what you write.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:07

>>10

Eh dont alot of employers demand knowledge of OOP?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:26

>>9
You learn C first. Real C. Then you ditch Java, and use Python for most things, and C for low-level stuff. Besides, programmers need to know C just like artists need to know Mona Lisa.

>>11
They do, because it's another thing they jerk off to. "Hi, is this lava lamp object-oriented?"

Protip: Popular OO languages like Java and C++ really suck at it. You'll hate your life until you discover there are better implementations out there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 20:20

>>12

Unfortunately those languages which are great at OOP, suck at not-being-an-eyesore.

Fucking Smalltalk.  I love how the professors over the age of 55 in my department all get raging boners to that language.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 21:12

Isn't Ruby a viable successor to Smalltalk? Use that instead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 22:09

Know C, C++, and Java, html and xml, php and mySQL, perl and python. You be all set. Hey, this is why we're payed the big bucks... Oh, wait no, we're being outsourced to India... Never mind, why are you trying to learn programming again? So you can go live in a van down by the river?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 22:22

Computers are all I'm good at. What else can I do? It's that or working at walmart or Mcdonalds for the rest of my life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 0:24

C# because no one wants to code in it and MS is pushing it hard.

We're not talking about good or bad languages, we're talking about DEMAND, java demands are easily fufilled, I'm talking about getting paid (and then buying whores).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:16

>>16
You need to get out more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:31

>>18

Thanks, but I probably get out alot more than you. Cant help it if I'm only talented in a few areas. (Not like you can choose your talents)

But please get back on topic.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:49

>>19
Obviously you don't. A lot of human endeavour has nothing to do with "talent". Either that, or you're setting a new record for lazy.

Hey, ignore what I say. It's your life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 9:08

>>16
fapping to hentai and porn on computers are all I'm good at.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 10:51

C# - no one wants to code in that POS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 12:16

Remember kids, if it's not Microsoft, you can call it open source! Even if it's Oracle!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 14:09

Okay, so Java is easily fullfilled. No one wants to do C#. C before C++. Two fags arguing over the internet.

I have that all correct?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 14:18

>>24

Prolog is obviously superior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 19:37

Java if you want to work for people, C# if you develop on your own. C++ if you're going to work for a game dev.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 22:03

Prolog if you're working for a European science company

Lisp and Fortran if you're working for an American science company

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 22:38

Is it possible to learn all of these and have better chances at getting into these kind of jobs? So you use whatever is needed in whatever you land in.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 1:40

>>28

Most languages that follow ALGOL-style syntax (C, C++, Java, Fortran, Perl, Python, etc... most languages) are easy to pick up once you're good in at least one of them and tune your brain to understand most concepts.

Other languages such as Lisp (heavy on s-expressions) and Prolog and Haskell (heavy on recursion and pattern matching) require you spend extra time and discipline to learn how they are interpreted, as their purposes are typically targeted to more academic and science-oriented domains.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 2:13

>>1
Java, C#, C++.  We can argue about which language is superior forevers but all the gayest languages are actually in demand.

Also, Ruby is getting popular.  Not even lying.  Search monster.com for "Ruby", you'll see.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 7:11

C#, C++, PHP, Ruby, Python.
Most companies won't mention the last 3, but there is a lot of demand is there. To replace Java.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 7:13 (sage)

>Java if you want to work for people
rofl

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 13:05

ahahahah lol at the guy who said Ruby and Python.
They don't even have the same market share that perl does.
You guys are fucking ignorant.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 13:36

I'm surprised no one has mentioned ASP .NET...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 15:09

>>33
Perl is reserved for code that will leap from the shadows and assrape the one that has to look at it in 10 years

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 15:10 (sage)

>>35
While Java assrapes you the next day!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 19:24

>>36
Truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 23:55

>>35

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEMAND NOT DEMAND FOR ASSRAPE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:01

>>34

I don't know what ASP.NET is, but I sure am sick of seeing mention of it whenever I do a Google for most C# or .NET related topics I'm trying to find out about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:28

>>39
Its a great secure web development language!
' or 'am I wrong' = 'am I wrong'

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:45

>>40

That must be why I don't know what it is.  As much as I use the web, I never cared enough to write a OMG LOL THIS IS A WEBPAGE ABOUT MY DOGS AND CATS  AND FUNNY JOKES I HURD LOL.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 7:21 (sage)

>>35
>>36
>>37
You speak the truth!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 19:52

VB.NET is probably the most in-demand language at the moment.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 11:46

i imagine that COBOL will be in high demand in a few years after the last few living humans that know it retire, and corporations scramble wildly to find people who will be able to maintain their thirty year old mainframe infrastructure. just a guess tho.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 19:15 (sage)

>>43
Go look at the research instead of talking out of your ass.
C# is the king of the hill for DEMAND, MARKETPLACE HIRING DEMAND.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 7:19

NO YOU GUYS ARE ALL WORNG

IT IS TCL/TK

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 21:39

FREEBASIC OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 2:26

Knowing Macromedia Flash (so.. Actionscript I suppose) seems in demand, especially since most flash advertisements on the net (which in many cases would cost *a lot* for the company to have it on popular websites) are really god-awful quality. New generation smilies? Lame.

Name: cmn_ 2006-05-12 9:11

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 10:47

COBOL IS WHERE THR $_$ IS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 12:35

>>49
But Delphi does not start with C!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 4:51

>>49

I'm going to slit my wrists.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 5:16

>>49 b-b-b-but where is assembler??

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 11:56

Bah. Real men code in raw binary.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 14:17

>>54
No, they do not, that is fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 17:55

Real men use a magnetized needle to directly write onto the hard drive.

>>55
Pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 20:14

>>56

Real men write symbols on toilet paper and run a turing machine themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 1:37

Real men build their own CPUs with customized instruction sets out of transistors and TTL chips.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 11:00

Real men shit silicon which is eaten by other men who shit CPUs

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 12:45

Real men just a pencil and a pad of paper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 12:57

Real men go out and actually rape Japanese schoolgirls in person instead of programming a robot to do it for them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 23:25

Real men use abacuses

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 11:22

Real men are dicks

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 4:10

Real men just imagine it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 4:57

Real men post the 65th post in programming threads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 6:23

Real men do 3D transformations in their head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 7:33

Real men are Transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 8:17

Real men can transform Transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 10:41

Real men can transform the Transformers' transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:52

Real men understand real men who understand real men who understand real men that understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:52

recursion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 13:30

If you understand that man one more time...

Name: Real man 2006-05-18 0:13 (sage)

sage

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:23

>>73
REAL MEN AGE. BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:36

Real men make fun of >>73

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 7:32

<---Real men

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 15:10

<--- Real man

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 1:58

Coca-cola.  Real, man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 18:15

I see alot of with job adds about mysql/php and flash. There's a big industry going on with design/homepages right now, and, well, these 3 are rather easy. I suppose its not really programming though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 13:26

Real men is a pile of miserable secrets

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 21:05

Most in demand language right now is C#

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 21:20

>>81

Actually, VB.NET is most in demand

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 1:11

>>82

Actually, COBOL is most in demand

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 8:13

>>83
very sad truth, I learned Cobol as part of my first job and I get good money to support this kind of crap, and it's way more funny than Java/J2EE :D

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 9:35

>>84
MULTIPLY ASS BY POO GIVING SANDWICH

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 12:01

>>85
Win

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 14:14

>>85
laugh as loud as you want, Cobol gives me a lot more money than most coder friends with more difficult jobs than me :p

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 14:47

>>87
I'll take my dignity over money. Course, both would be acceptable.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 17:49

>>88
I still have my dignity, I write open-sauce games at home when I'm not fucking my wife, Cobol is just my job, not my life, but it pays the bills.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 19:37

ISN'T COBOL TYPED IN CAPS AS IT IS CRUISER CONTROL FOR COOL?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 23:53 (sage)

>>90
TRU.DAT

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:43

>>44
>i imagine that COBOL will be in high demand in a few years after the last few living humans that know it retire, and corporations scramble wildly to find people who will be able to maintain their thirty year old mainframe infrastructure. just a guess tho.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 4:24

>>1
JavaScript. Webapps run on it

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:40


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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:37

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

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